I hate when someone is doing better at life than me, like stop you’re being pretentious

Tomorrow I’m going to fix my entire life and also become a top dom

A new hand touches the beacon

my boobs are so fucking massive today and they HURT AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BAHONKAS

Tried to wear a cuter frillier outfit out today but my mom didn’t like it so she made me wear my usual T-Shirt, jeans and bomber jacket combo. This too is forcebutch </3

I don’t actually do this whole self improvement thing to better myself as a person, I just want to be a more desirable trophy

I’m so jealous that I can open up this app and see two people I don’t know tell each other they love them and it’ll ruin my day

I’m slobbering everywhere this food is so good

They just cast “Mask of Impregnability” what was going on in that writer’s room

I thought he was hot as a kid idc, I also wanted to look like Dark Magician Girl so it’s a miracle it took 20 years to figure it all out

Rewatching old Yu Gi Oh episodes and they just used a card called like useless rope doll or something : many of you!

Everything hurts but I did so much today let’s all get a good job Ori going

Shhhh….quiet,,,I’m self domesticating

Slay the Spire 2, it’s a good a game!

Hi it’s me, the queen’s most trusted knight, and nothing bad EVER happens to me : D What do you mean a sorceress

Issue 1 : No one ever notices me, I am a shadow of a person and fade from memory as soon as I leave someone’s direct sight. I am no one, no one knows me, I am in hell Issue 2 : Oh gosh people do notice me and they find me really annoying :(((((

Sometimes you read something too slice of life-y and fluffy and nice and you have to drop your phone mid-read because you need a good cry about how it’ll never be you…yknow?

Sometimes a girl gets so lonely she can cry you know? Maybe go a little crazy if allowed??? Not me though, not me…

I also used to not know what women’s suffrage was and got really sad that people used to march for it. “Nooo why to they want women to suffer :(“ I was rightfully made fun of 😭(I AM NOT A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER)

For the crime of me running out of warm water mid wash, the subject has been put in “soap prison”

readonlymind.com/@EyeSoreLove... Dear god, best thing I’ve read this month easily. Need isn’t a strong enough word, deeply horny but sinister

Watched Furiosa again, nothing horny to say I fear I just really love that movie

Is anyone feeling possessive tod-no…no I haven’t earned it yet, how has everyone been

Life when evil girls want to erase your mine and keep you chained to their every whim

Starting to love MY body little by little, yeah my bulky frame would be weird in a maid outfit but that’s the allure, like a knight in satin ☺️

to celebrate the occasion my friends left me crying into my pillow again 😺

So uh, good news and bad news bad news : did not quite get to see the endo yet GOOD news : I will in June :D and I’ll get T blockers as well ❤️☺️ all insurance covered with an option for surgeries later on as well!!!

Endo visit tomorrow let’s all pray for me

Knight...starts lactating...cant fit her armor.....ends up a knights damsel, warming their bed behind the battle line..gonna...pass...out...

We are ALL doing the domesticate Ori challenge this summer where you youyou…

Never really touched on age regression stuff but this afternoon I drank soda and 100%ed Super Mario Galaxy so I’m probably fucking killing it

Good but exhausting week behind me!!! Yay me!!! Who wants to spoil me

Good meowning everyone! Lets hope today goes swimmingly :D (Serval-fish and Serval-fish related media is copyright protected under ownership of @corruptivespirit.bsky.social LLC)

I’m sorry if I cancelled my patreon subscription for anyone today I am so so broke 😭❤️

I should recreate that Ethel Cain picture

for april fools I will no longer be searching for a wife, I need a nemesis instead

Strixhaven is such a breath of fresh air after TMNT god I love the world of magic and actually unique designs

No, no really how I’m gnawing my own arm off

ok genuinely what does a girl do if she maybe wants to do dating again but is also way too depraved for real dating apps 🥹

I can do many marvelous tricks and insidious tasks on command, it’s one of my greatest strengths

Hearing that new consoles are expected to be $1000+

this picture is so cute I love it a l- *wakes up cuffed and dazed in someone’s basement* whaa

feeling like a little lamb perhaps today team

Me and my broke ass wallet looking longingly at the chokers and collars online

got sent this and told it was me <3333

I love doing pokémon trends I keep giggling and doing them like yaaaaaay!!! Trans girl and her ten faves 🏳️‍⚧️

I hope whoever made the initial post here knows it is humiliating to be needy as a sub as well

I’m down horrendous recently literally someone can reply hi and I will devote my entire existence to pleasing them

Thinking of coming home from the club with you, standing there swaying and unsure in your doorway as you invite me in. I want to refuse, politely, but words don’t come to mind. It’s only when your hand drags me across the threshold that I begin suspecting you. But by then it’s too late. 1/3