Mets World Series parade is still on schedule!

Well Alvarez is in midseason HBP form. Bye Bye Skenes.

#MetsSky #openingDay

I’m glad to have all my #MetsSky friends back in my depression rectangle…40th anniversary of ‘86, bring on the good mojo! Until we lose a game, at that point the whole season is over, lol.

Yes! It’s not officially Mets season until @moxiest.art drops the win / loss calendar! #LFGM

Seeing this Mets lineup playing in reality on the day of my wedding is a good omen…

Francisco Lindor is making his spring debut!!

This is an amazing niche joke seemingly designed just for me. Thank you.

The people who have the time and desire to comment on the interpersonal dramas in a professional wrestling women’s locker room…go on, I guess. Just remember that workers are always working…always.

I NEED that McLean Mando & Grogu bobble head…it’s beautiful.

My media intake consists of old MST3K episodes and Anchorman on Pluto. How will the death of all other viable entertainment via the Ellison’s affect me?

Hands down the best of the “real reason Mr Clean is retiring” I’ve seen.

What are y’all watching instead of the SOTU? Here’s my plan.

World Series Parade continues as scheduled.

Ok. World Series Parade is back on.

Roses are red Violets are blue Master Skywalker There are too many of them What are we going to do?

Happy Valentines day to all who celebrate… #MetsSky #LFGM

This. Is. Amazing.

The world is so f’d that I’m looking to 6 months of Mets baseball to make me feel…better? #LFGM #MetsSky

“That’s where the fish lives.” “Hey! What? Oh.” “My name is Vadinho, I’m an Onion”

In honor of the Kickstarter launch for Mystery Science Theater 3000: The RiffTrax Experiments, I created three new pieces! Check out the Kickstarter at: kickstarter.com/projects/rifftrax/ @rifftrax.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *takes deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Wife-to-be and I met because of MST3K, and other than having @maryjopehl.bsky.social and @billcorbett.bsky.social sing “Loving Lovers Love” at the wedding this is the best gift I can get her!

Hell yeah! Let’s do this! #rifftraxMakesMST3K

Got my first call from Mets Spring Training ticket sales…which means it’s time again to talk myself into this team being a WS contender. And probably to plan a road trip down to good ol PSL…

I love that some other Jets fan in Jax looked in their closet and it dawned on them…man, not a good memory in the bunch…drop em off at the thrift store.

We shouldn’t have to live like this* *Jets fans

Brockway’s book is out! Like right now! Buying it is the only way to keep our website’s entire staff from going to prison!

The irony of figuring out the alcohol order for our wedding on the same day I’ve been alcohol free for two years is not lost on me…lol

Normal post: “Hell Yeah! A good thing happened! I’m glad.” Immediate reply: “What about all the other ills of the world? Why aren’t you talking about that. F’n dummy. You’re why facisism succeeds!”

Just ordered what I’m referring to as the “Boba Chett” tee…hope it brings good juju to the season! #LFGM

Oh. Well, that would explain the seemingly “out of nowhere” ness of it all…

I feel this in my bones…

I’m a Canes fan…but I’ve got a feeling the Hoosiers are going to just truck the U tonite. That said. Fun playoffs after an overall uneven season. Let’s do it all again next season. 🙌

Man if I weren’t allowed to comment on a particular aspect of football because the Jets have dramatically failed at it I would literally have to find a new job

Look, sometimes you can ace an assignment while still having a C- in the class. That said, I’ll accept this as a make-up that also pisses off the Phils.

Logging on 😘

I’m a Jets fan. I’m not allowed to say shit about any of the teams that made the playoffs…but, as a resident of Jax…Jags shoulda won.

I truly have to believe this (and I do! like, I think it is absolutely true). But I need to remember and hold it inside my heart these days.

Gentle reminder that EVERYONE shot by ICE or the police is innocent. Every single one. Cops aren't Judge Dredd. A person is innocent until proven guilty IN A COURT, so until a person is found guilty by a judge or jury, they're innocent. They're ALL innocent.

I pay plenty of attention to the current fuckedness occuring. I'm doing what I can. But I refuse to let them steal my joy. Whatever that is. For me, it's sports & working in football. For you, it might be something else. Doesn't matter. Don't let them steal your joy (it doesn't mean you don't care)

To celebrate the historic Jets season, I will be ordering this jersey. #Jets

I just said out loud, “Man I wish the Jets were half as good as the Jags.” This is where we’re at as a franchise.