If you think the guest list for a wedding is now a moral statement on the bride and groom…you’ve never planned a wedding. There were easily 20 people I didn’t know at my own wedding of like 100 guests…

I’m filing a petition that from today on the @mets.com ONLY wear the blue alternate jerseys…feel like that’s the only way they win in this season…#LFGM #MetsSky

If anyone in #MetsSky is going to this game and can get me one of these I’d be stoked! I’ve been advised that flying to NY to go to a Mets game to get a Tshirt isn’t in the budget… Obviously i’ll pay. lol #LFGM

I’m starting to think that the Mets just aren’t gonna be good this year. #MetsSky #LFGM

There was only so much Mendy could achieve with this roster/injuries…that said, the lack of focus, bullpen mismanagement and no urgency displayed, those are on him. I also think Stearns is cooked. Unless he gets back some serious talent during the sell-off to sell hope for the future to us. #LFGM

Very uncursed! LFGK!!!!

The New York Knicks are NBA Champions

Me sitting next to HAIM & Ms. Swift court side during the 3rd quarter last night.

I’ve been rewatching the DCAU JL & this gag had me cackling. Justice Lords Superman has lobotomized villains in Arkham. But only Scarface has the lobotomy mark, not Wesker. Which means that alternate universe Supes believed that the doll was the actual villain… And yes, I’m enjoying an edible, why?

Happy Pride Month y’all, the Force is with all of you. I firmly believe Star Wars is for everyone, and have no time for anyone who feels otherwise.

I’m not saying anything would have turned out different. BUT a healthy Lindor vibing with the Baby Mets would bring a different attitude to this team. Soto has said repeatedly that he’s a leader by example, not a rah-rah guy. So you need a guy to bring energy and smiles…Lindor is that Met. #MetsSky

Here’s the thing. I don’t really care if Mando & Grogu is “good” or “bad” as a movie. It’s a TV show, this was supposed to be a season of TV. But Disney has to constantly be reactionary, so when Book of Boba “underperformed” that was the end of Mando as TV…so now it’s a movie. I’ll still watch it.

Being a Mets fan this season obviously sucks, but as we hurtle towards dark humor territory with the injuries…I know that come spring I’ll have written off this whole season to players getting hurt, and expect success next year. No object permanence is at the heart of Mets fandom. #MetsSky

Between the years of 1994 and 2000 anyone that didn’t pass their driving test until at least the 3rd try were given a Ford Taurus with 100K miles and a missing hubcap. In 1997 there were more Taurus’ on the road than had been built by Ford. No one can explain this.

Because it is May 4th, AKA Star Wars day, here is my personal ranking of the theatrically released movies. I specify “theatrically” because if “Caravan of Courage” and “Battle of Endor” were an option, they’d hold every spot 1: The Empire Strikes Back 2: Rogue One 3: The Last Jedi 4: A New Hope

Soto walking into the clubhouse…

The most divorced man you’ve ever met has a new favorite song to put on FB posts about not seeing his kids…

I now have a singular goal for the rest of the Mets season…reclaim the all time loss record from the White Sox. 40-122…let’s do this!

Not even mad. At this point throw whatever against the wall and see if it sparks something. Worked when Lindor was moved to lead off…maybe the MetsHausen streak starts today…

It’s been a weird day to be a Mets fan. That said, I’ll be the first person on the MetsHausen bandwagon if we win against Shoei tonite.

I don’t know whether to be proud or embarrassed that I understood every word of the headline?

It’s 2018 I’m watching the Mets refuse to score runs in support of their lights out pitcher. It’s 2026 I’m watching the Mets refuse to score runs in support of their lights out pitcher.

Here’s my pitch: “Supermarket Sweep” meets “American Gladiators”. A bunch of my fellow ~50 year old Xers fighting bodybuilders for oversized sale items at a grocery store. Tagline “Here comes the Boom(ers)” I’m taking a dude OUT with a giant soda can to get that bonus…

There are few things more hype than #MetsSky when things are going well. And there are few things more cathartic than #MetsSky when things are like they are now. It’s an odd comfort reading “Fire Mendy” less than 20 games in is just a warm blanket. We’re at home here. Losing. Venting. Laughing.

Shutting my white ass up and listening

If you’ve ever wondered what “Dude Brain” is…I just spent 10 minutes planning the “Champions Meal” I’d serve when I won “The Masters”… I’ve never broke 100…even on a muni par 3.

I am too old to keep mental space available that the bands “Goose” and “Geese” exist AND are different entities. By learning this I’ve forgotten my mother’s birthday.

It’s 2026 the Mets can’t hit with RISP…

Oh. This is gonna kick ass. I cannot wait… I love what Gunn is doing as a steward of DCU and hope this vibe continues somehow under the new (shitty) owners.

Mets World Series parade is still on schedule!

Well Alvarez is in midseason HBP form. Bye Bye Skenes.

#MetsSky #openingDay

I’m glad to have all my #MetsSky friends back in my depression rectangle…40th anniversary of ‘86, bring on the good mojo! Until we lose a game, at that point the whole season is over, lol.

Yes! It’s not officially Mets season until @moxiest.art drops the win / loss calendar! #LFGM

Seeing this Mets lineup playing in reality on the day of my wedding is a good omen…

Francisco Lindor is making his spring debut!!

This is an amazing niche joke seemingly designed just for me. Thank you.

The people who have the time and desire to comment on the interpersonal dramas in a professional wrestling women’s locker room…go on, I guess. Just remember that workers are always working…always.

I NEED that McLean Mando & Grogu bobble head…it’s beautiful.

My media intake consists of old MST3K episodes and Anchorman on Pluto. How will the death of all other viable entertainment via the Ellison’s affect me?

Hands down the best of the “real reason Mr Clean is retiring” I’ve seen.

What are y’all watching instead of the SOTU? Here’s my plan.