Jayson Tatum could return on his bobblehead night.

Measles haven't been this excited about New Year's Eve in a long time.

Love to see it.

For people with Thing One and Thing Two. Do you keep them box trained or do let them up on couches and beds?

Don't accept 2026 party glasses that don't use digits for eye holes. There are some nice ones where you'll be peering out the bottom of the 6.

White House set to announce the 2025 Champion of its inaugural, in-house, holiday, two handed thumb wrestling tournament.

Santa Claus, processing year end close, faces bankruptcy from unexpected tariff costs.

The last 12 ounces of a half gallon of egg nog are the toughest.

When a reporter suggested the claim could have been fabricated, Trump appeared to be considering the possibility for the first time. “You’re saying maybe the attack didn’t take place? That’s possible too I guess. But President Putin told me this morning it did,” he said.

Leader to Gang : we gotta lay low. I don't want to see any of you sitting at the bar with 4 sticks of Kerrygold butter on the stool next to you.

"New Yorkers can still get a glimpse of the station 1 of 2 ways: an official tour with the NY Transit Museum, or by staying on a downtown 6 train after it reaches its Brooklyn Bridge-City Hall terminus & looking out the windows as the train loops through the old facility before heading back uptown."

Helloooo if you're interested in kickstarting your writing for 2026 can I recommend this book I put together with all these great writers talking about what works (and doesn't) in terms of staying motivated, being productive & cutting yourself some slack? www.simonandschuster.com/books/1000-W...

Covid went 3/3 in this house, picking off three vaccinated and boosted first timers. We had a good run. We flagged the first positive test Christmas morning so at least we didn't expose extended family at the big Christmas gathering.

All I asked for was peacocks with lasers on their feathers.

Like Shazam but for birds.

I'm looking forward to naming a disease after him.

Feeling good about driving thousands of miles to Arkansas for a powerball ticket so no one will suspect I'm the winner.

Cool shout out to Frankenstein's monster in Night Before Christmas - "not a creature was stirring."

Folding the edges of the wrapping paper is the bat flip of Christmas Eve.

My sermon from #ChristmasEve service at the ICE Facility, Burlington MA. I hope this speaks to someone who is living with the terror all around. First, the terror, then the good news. Gratitude to all who prayed with those detained inside and those working inside. reveverett.com/2025/12/24/f...

Merry Christmas. Now go eat your raw dough.

Happy Eggnog in your coffee day to all who celebrate.

on christmas eve when I was sixteen working at sonic someone tipped me $100 and since then on this day I have tried to pay it forward when I could and I have thought of them every year since for over twenty years

Out shopping with the pros. For the prose.

Kayla the hound, finished shopping, enjoying the sun and 31 Fahrenheit.

That 40 minutes news show seems to be missing something but I can't put my finger on it.

Release the Santa Clause lists.

As one does.

I was going to give big black redaction squares to everyone on my Christmas list, but apparently they are out of stock and on back order.

Maybe the redactions come off each day like it's an advent calendar.

Let the toilet rats cook.

Schoolhouse Rock: Redaction faction, committing malefaction, blocking out names and faces of monsters.

JFK’s niece: h/t @jamiegangel.bsky.social

Things were better when computers kept getting smaller.

Jacob Marley explained Scrooge would be visited by three other ghosts that night who were contractually forbidden from performing under their own names. He assured Scrooge that they had set up a cool Christmas theme that would help anyone tell them apart.

Beyond honored and excited to see Paper Girl at the top of my favorite president’s list!

That’s (sadly) my Congressman, soon to be replaced by @bethmacy.bsky.social next November. Give her some love, will you? www.bethmacyforcongress.com Ben Cline is an embarrassment who, along with pathetic appearances like this, holds zero townhalls with his constituents. He needs to go.

Not sure how I will get out of my Saturn waterfront time share.

Prices are so high that we were only able to get 18 minutes of insane ranting last night.

I will not get sucked in by this Venezuelan timeshare presentation.

Dershowitz lowering the probability he'll ever be given another pierogi.

In case I don't see you in person, this is most of what I talk about at parties.

I bet show runners think twice before having a scene in a long running show where a major character on a motorcycle has to leap over a large predatory fish.

Susie Wiles getting into the spirit of the Festivus season.

It's been a terrible year but you've got to celebrate the DunKings.

I've given up thinking I can find the photos or videoclips promised in the headline of an online news article.

Thank you so much to my great friend Danny Strong for his support. Danny was the showrunner for Hulu’s adaptation of “Dopesick” and truly understands that we need treatment, not incarceration.

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952