One leaked version of the MOU shows Iran gets exclusive use of the ballroom on the second Saturday of each month.

Having a lot of trouble finding a secret society to join.

Not happy to hear I'll be giving up my state quarter collection in this deal with Iran. Bad deal! Sad!

Explanation of Widow's Bay explanation explained.

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There's a memorandum of understanding. The moose outside should have told you.

It's like a memorandum of understanding for a memorandum of understanding.

Reflecting Pool surges to top of job creation leader board. Soon every american will need to swirl in some chemicals on the regular.

Algae launches credible third party campaign.

Administration asserts that Big Foot has been sailing freely through the Strait of Hormuz since Sunday.

It's gonna be a scorcher.

For sale: left handed catcher's mitt, never worn

Eddie, Mark, and Jim anchored my Sunday nights in the 1970's.

The computer's greatest trick was convincing us they couldn't work in our pockets and needed a giant warehouse to hang out in with their friends and use all the water and electricity.

My cartoon in the January 22, 2026 issue of The New Yorker

The former Hartford Whalers have won more Stanley Cups this century than the Boston Bruins.

Chance of Cava bag sized hail.

I've got to rest up for Friday's early bird doorbusters at the Strait of Hormuz.

So impressed by the comebacks by the New York Knicks and the algae in the reflecting pool.

We've angered the reflecting pool.

The New York Knicks and The John F Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.

The Harper brothers have had an eventful 2026 NBA playoffs.

From here on out I'm going to be splorking gibberish just to screw up the Ai model training.

Mom Casually Mentions Her Bunco Group Threw Molotov Cocktails At ICE Last Week

We're gonna need a bigger scaffold.

Mike Mulligan and his Scaffolding.

The scaffolding is planning for an IPO.

The Kennedy Center Scaffolding drama is making me miss my ant farm.

No one boxed out OG Anunoby and now he is leaping up and knocking the letters down at the Kennedy Center.

Rumored: Live action Donkey Kong to be performed at the Kennedy Center later tonight.

I hope the letters weren't up on the Kennedy Center long enough to leave a grime outline, like an old Blockbuster. @garygulman.bsky.social

Algae latest life form to refuse to perform at freedom 250.

As Wall Street and the tech bros celebrate their Wonder Boy's TRILLIONAIRE status, let us not forget that SpaceX and Google are partnering to power the next wave of AI that will bring more data centers to rural areas and destroy jobs. And in the real world, prices keep rising with no end in sight.

If we had Musk's SpaceX in the 60's instead of NASA, we would have had to stage the moon landing.

ok, all in for Mexico now

SpaceX IPO. Because lighting your money on fire is so 1998.

Democrats showed out this week in Staunton! I was thrilled to talk to so many people about the importance of funding education, the threat of AI and data centers and our shared belief that we will flip the 6th District this November.

Doctor Doolittle would have had a smarter cabinet than the current guy.

The progression from mad cow disease to screwworms indicates that beef industry diseases are part of the loonie tunes universe.

He loves inflation, which is fine because there's plenty for everyone.

White House calls of tonight's bombing of Iran to make time to work on passion projects of screwworm, bird flu, Ebola, and ballroom.

The ball never made it to the front court, so the backcourt violation could not yet occur. "d. A ball being dribbled is (1) in the frontcourt when the ball and both feet of the player are in the frontcourt, (2) in the backcourt if the ball or either foot of the player is in the backcourt."

A lot of the "Art of the Deal" nonsense was probably people saying "let's end these negotiations, I would give anything not to speak with him again."

The guys loves inflation and sleeping at Knicks games.

Finally something good happened to that kid Taylor

I feel judged.

The Dow is under 50k today so we all have the go ahead to read and discuss.

RFK jr launching new campaign to encourage use of the buddy system. Your buddy is a screwworm.

After being asked repeatedly, and seeing my answer not be judged to resolve the issue once and for all, I've made the decision to announce on July 1, at a venue to be determined, that I am a robot.