l’Eurostar. Allez les noirs et blancs!!!

Where’s everyone meeting up in Brussels then Mags? #NUFC #NUFCFans

Extremely proud of the boys tonight. Toe to toe with one of the best in the world. We’re ganna win this ye knaa!!! #NUFC #NEWBAR #NUFCFANS

Stamp duty aside, she simply didn’t go to the right school. Oiks should know their place. Wait til the headlines from the , Torygraph, Daily Hate and Distress tomorrow. They’ll be positively dripping with hypocrisy #Rayner

Anybody ever used Seatsnet / Neo tickets for football Tickets. Just bought 2 champions league tickets through them but worried it all might be a bit snide #NUFC #NUFCFans

Can’t wait for the Nick Woltemade breakdown from @editkev.football

AFTER 12 LONG WEEKS, #NUFC ARE FINALLY BACK. IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY 🐓

I’m Ravioli Allegro That is so cool!

Alexander Isak is staying

Tino Livramento is now Tino #1 #NUFC

Proud!

Oh…. Quelle surprise. Elon’s just gone cruise missile. What is nuclear going to look like?

Player of the season: Tonali Young player of the season: Tino Goal of the season: Burn final Underrated player: Murphy Most improved player: Hall Manager rating: 10/10 #NUFC #NUFCfans

PSG knocking out all the English teams in preparation for the return of their final boss, Newcastle United, next season

Too many not at their best today. Isak’s movement was poor, Joelinton gave the ball away too cheaply, Murphy kept running into dead ends and Bruno needs to grow up and was lucky to stay on the pitch. Ref was shit but the better team won. Bring Ipswich. #NUFC #ASTNEW

We are just class!!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍 #NUFC

Not a golf fan at all but loved that last bit of the Masters. Two great players getting through to a play off and really pleased for McIlroy who always comes across as a solid dude, (as does Rose to be fair…)

1. King Charles 2. Jackie Milburn 3. John Motson 4. Kim Deal 5. Jamie Redknapp

Sandro completely meant that by the way #NUFC #eeieeieeioh

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He eat his spaghetti he loves you Moretti and he hates-a fucking Sunderland…. G’wan Bruno lad! 😂😂😂

A FUCKIN LOVE TYNESIDE ME #NUFC

Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.

#TeamDwightGayle #FatFraud #HowsTheBacon

Jesus…. I’m 80% lager 10% red wine and 10% blood. My resting pulse rate is 120BPM #NUFC is gonna kill me…..

Sneaky suspicion that wor youngest didn’t quite ‘get it’ until he burst into tears when BDB scored that header tonight saying it was the ‘best moment of his life’. You’ll do bonny lad, (wor kid and big Dan), GTFI HWTFL! #NUFC #NUFCFans #carabaoCup

😂😂😂 @editkev.football

No bad showing today. Fucking awesome right across the park. You utter, beautiful, black and white maestros. Lots of tears in my house. Hope you lucky Wembley bastards had the best day. You did. You lucky bastards. Life is great. Howay the fucking lads 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍

@tfmick1892.bsky.social wonderful writing in the Special today. My eyes were a bit damp. You were what we were missing in 23, (I hope). Hope the ticker’s ok as BDB steers in the winning header on the 90th minute.

Lovely, lovely, lovely extra time. Don’t care about the result just that they’re getting more and more knackered…

A few Liverpool players’ heads going here as they’re not getting the same protection and biased decisions they get in the Premier League.

Hahaha. Liverpool that’s ridiculous. How lucky are the scousers man?

All we need to do to win the Carabao cup is play like PSG then? That Kvaratskhelia is some boy! Cost less than Man U pod for Anthony. Sign him on! #NUFC

Anthony Taylor>=Trelford Mills…. Ask ye dads…

We’ve not been bad tonight. 2 X defensive midfield loss of focus for both goals. I don’t know how much more I can stand of pro-Liverpool commentary on all channels though. It’s just shit #EvenAllyMcCoistIsAtIt #NUFC #LFCMediaDarlings

The balls on that Billy McFarland mind! Lad should still be locked up not trying again. I hope the results are just as hilariously this time round. #Fyre #Fyre2 #FyreFestival

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That was a proper battling display against a Zulu side that came out to kick us all over. Osula man of the match for me. Love the kid. Tonali just ran the show second half too. #NUFC #BIRNEW

Schar’s little look at Declan Rice after he steals the ball for Gordon’s goal though…. Absolutely delicious 🖤🤍🖤🤍

What’s this @memecastleunited.bsky.social lad on? I want a pint or a smoke of it! 😂😂

Isak is a fabulous footballer isn’t he. Heard someone describe him as ‘liquid limbed’ the other day and that’s perfect. He’s just so quick thinking. All playing well but horrible defending from Tino for their goal

Holy shit. Friday took a long time to come round this week. Looking forward to SOUNEW tomorrow and having a few beers on Sunday afternoon. Hope the storm hasn’t blown all your wigs off x

I’d rather sell Harvey Barnes than wor Sean mind. I love the lad. Not the most naturally talented but busts a gut every game and pretty versatile.

I deactivated my X account yesterday. There’s not as much #NUFC content on here as there but it’s much better and much less wet-your-pants attention seeking. I feel cleansed. Plus Elon’s a massive fucking fascist so there’s that too!

Privately educated people are now 94 times more likely to be successful, with family wealth and connections being the strongest drivers of success. Social mobility and meritocracy are mostly myths. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/sep/19/hard-work-rich-social-mobility-uk-wealth-life

It really is difficult to fully comprehend the shamelessness of MPs who did nothing on an issue for 14 long years when their party was in government only to express moral outrage on that same issue months into a new government. These people are everything that’s wrong with our politics.

I'm Happy #NUFC

Beautiful new trees going in at Lockleaze Open Space today. All natives including sessile oak, English oak, Scots pine and wild service trees #Trees #BristolTrees #Bristol #Lockleaze

Caught up with a few Spurs fan mates over the course of today. Apparently we’re horrible shithousing cheats and #tHFC deserved to win 3-1. Delicious! I honestly think if they came back to 2-2 we would’ve clicked through the gears and smashed them. Saving ourselves for the other N London whingers