The notification reminds me…NEED DAT. 😈

I am in heat. 🫦

I know she wasn’t the first person to ever say it BUT Mo’Nique should be getting residuals for people saying “Make it make sense” 😂 it’s hers now.

checking my reflection and telling my best friend,like… #humpday

My go-to’s 😂 Really sums up my personality

📍 pool parties with red lights

“Don’t send a DM, put it in the comments for all to see” please dm me actually. don’t do too much.

If you can’t remember what they did, why are you hanging onto the beef? That version of you doesn’t even exist anymore.

It’s my House Upside Down

Ghost

Private Dancer 😏 We don’t need another hero. 🔥

Daydreaming

🥃 Eye of the tiger Dick of a horse Take no prisoners Show no remorse

If I had the chance to be a virgin again, I’d be fucking by the time I’m 10, gn.

The year was 1996 and this is when I knew.

📍

Slap me in my face with it 🥹

Sunday hang n bangs>>>

Shrooms are perfect for a hard reset. 💞 🍄 💞

Like a moth to a flame, burned by the fire… Show me the money like Jerry McGuire. That’s the way love goes.

You’re a bad parent if your child can’t read at or above their grade level.

The last mile is the hardest, keep going.

Just so we’re clear, we ride for Jasmine Crockett! 💙💙💙 #Blacksky

I’m around. Come thru.

that little extra drop/dip when your squats are getting closer to the floor >>>

I was outside last night. summer ‘25 soft launch. *I’m deeply single

Happy Birthday @astonblake.bsky.social 🥂

It’s not even about a specific body type; some people just look like they’re good in bed.

On crib, ion cry and you like dat. 😈

Yep.

Ok Humpday. I’ll play along.

Holy. Moly. Doughnut. Shop. 🥵

Be consistent. Be considerate.

😮‍💨

like a mechanical bull

Oh. Laverne Cox gave us some Bond Girl Halle Berry on the NAACP carpet. Nice!

The Valley.

the winds have changed directions and so goes the sails…

Me reaching into his boxers after saying we were just going to cuddle

I just need Jazz, weed and some food. This work week beat my ass Rasheeda.

Hopefully yall with winter weather are successfully plowing thru the snow 😏 keep warm.

I be talking my ass off in these meetings. lol Sometimes, I have a thought, “I really know what I’m talking about” 😂😂😂😂

Funky Dineva had me crying today talking about how everybody need to stop being so respectable and get on OF and show them scrambled eggs between ya legs and make some money. 😂😂😂😂😂

Normal is relative, I suppose lol

Yall remember your first car?? What was it? 1994 Mercury Sable

Light as a feather yet hard as a rock

Note: Don’t piss them off