bluesky still feels weird, feels like ~vibes~ twitter where you tweet about your day or whatever not a place to have actual discussions

bluesky has a quote-tweet meta right now, people are adding very little value to quote-tweets and coasting on the original tweet's value. does twitter do something here or is it just twitter ui emphasizing the quote'd post more that makes the difference?

if you don’t like the posts on the “what’s hot” page, simply poast harder.

if you like the sound of your own voice you're a pyscho

“I’m not necessarily saying it’s um Duck Season, doc, I’m just saying it certainly ain’t Wabbit Season. Using basic deduction we can then infer…”

anyone have any tax evasion tips?

Someone should make report cards for bluesky that use LLMs to see what categories of tweets do well

realizing I really liked the ability to see views and having it removed is inducing a degree of social anxiety because i can't tell if my tweets are bombing or doing well according to a ratio. FUCK

*flicks handle and plays with the edge* "notice anything... different about me ladies?" *stares you down seductively* "I'm gonna pull so many tpot baddies and egirls with this new handle"

can someone set me up with a .outgroup.social handle? idk how this works

They should add PvP because that's my only skill; I'm like a soldier who comes home and has to deal with the unbearable mundaneness of having a normal life.

Bluesky is like Twitter but without PvP

this site feels too pure to poast politics

if you die in twitter you die in bluesky

everytime i see a *single* mutual that doesn't follow me here i collapse and my whole body convulses and i literally die -- my doctor said to please follow me.

what's tpot? well son, when two social graphs love each other veryyyyy muchhhhh...

first banger i've seen in the wild @chrisintheweeds.bsky.social

what's the going conversion rate between bluesky followers and twitter followers?

Creating the First Public Group-Chat in Bluesky: Rules: 1) All group messages must be threaded down-stream of this post. 2) Only 1 post a day per participant. 3) You're allowed to fork off of the main thread (while still following rule 2). This is gonna be fun, who's here Day One?

i'm brave enough to do dms in public -- are you?

hey @jay.bsky.social, no dms so far, so just gonna ask for your birdapp handle (or find me there @sailaunderscore)

tpot as emergent social behavior, pareto's network.

tpot does this on twitter too: upvoting all replies by default, having several top niche posters from different areas of twitter, having more groupchats than any other group on twitter -- it all leads to a huge global maxima/minima that pulls you in once you're in it's orbit.

folks i love (some of) you but this is true. Positive Vibes Only energy is cool & all but gets boring real quick, is illusory, and makes for a fragile ecosystem. none of this will last if we do not start transitioning to actual conversations & debates

were the horrors of twitter, the battlegrounds, the fallen mutuals, the banned poasters worth it? maybe it was all worth it to see a bluesky.

tag yourself i’m masturbatory shower thoughts

hey losers, welcome to highschool *shoves you into a locker*

in this realm, there are no rich or poor; no high- or low-bies — only blue 🦋🦋🦋

can you truly have a pre-tpot twitter in a post-tpot world? discuss.

MILADY SCHELLING POINT POST LIKE AND RETWEET TO FIND MILADY

oh, lol, you're still on bluesky lmao, that app died a day ago what a fucking loser you are

total milady bluesky takeover

bluesky:twitter::milady:bayc

haha, guys i think my notification tab is broken, haha, i’m not seeing any likes or retweets, lol

we should selectively breed venus fly traps until they suck u off

_____________ | | | hog | |_____________|

I love this app it’s so fun I especially love how some of my Twitter moots aren’t following me back but it’s ok my feelings aren’t hurt at all it’s fine I’m having fun lol

I broke down the Bluesky Algorithm so you don’t have to! 🔵🌌 1/🧵 Try these 5 tricks to maximize your posts’ engagement on Bluesky!👇

i just dm’d trump a bsky invite and now there’s a truth social person stalking my house… someone send help

⚠️AI ALIGNMENT SOLUTION⚠️

so, uh, has anyone ever heard of this thing called blockchain

they should make skinny girls but with boobs

dms open if anyone wants bsky invites for their mutuals!

Let’s check in on how Twitter is doing… oh.

Everything reminds me of You (to the tune of “everything reminds me of her”)

the thing that makes this app work is we’re all already the cool kids (by virtue of being here) so we can just sillypost without consequence

they should make inviting all your friends and leaving other people out a thing in real life, this is really fun

Oh God, am I a hipster?