I love the word crisp because it really is

if you saw me cross posting tweets on bluesky, no you didn’t <3

do u think ppl whose cars are the same make and model as police cars just woke up and thought yeah I wanna mildly stress out everyone who drives near me

if you die in twitter you die in bluesky

being a woman in the workplace is cool bc all you have to do is ask a man a menial question once and they’ll love you forever it’s really that simple

a photo of a man wearing short shorts will do more numbers than any egirl’s thirst trap

she asked me what I wanted as if one ever really knew and I said, "dull domestication, free from pressure to pursue”

if you pay really close attention you’ll notice your thoughts and feelings are the same thing

men with guitars are assumed to be annoying unless proven otherwise

let me spel t his out in a way you yuppies will understand. there is more alcohol in kombucha than unemplyment in america

I think it’s beautiful that twitter has the tweet, bluesky has the skyline, and facebook is a retirement home

I should get a patio beer

have exploratory discourse without drawing conclusions share what you’re noticing without needing to argue a perspective practice leading with curiosity

the world is a beautiful place and I’m only slightly afraid I may die

@jay.bsky.team has to be one of the most involved, brilliant, and down to earth leaders of a social platform I’ve yet to see inspiring for what the future of online interactions can look like 🔹onward we go🔹

gn sweet anon🫶🏻

I’ve been filming the couple next to me at this coffee shop for the last hour hoping for some good content. No luck so far (the manager has asked me to leave or will be calling the police)

being deeply loved and cared for has been the most important and formative experience of my life everything else is a rounding error

gm to my sweet bf who puts the sun in the sky, and brings it with him everywhere he goes

being loved is underrated actually

invite codes feel like a made up thing that you’re all pretending are real to make me feel left out

I got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine

quick question how do you do anything

if you die in twitter you die in bluesky

mentally I’m here

one time I thought I liked a guy who listened to fleetwood mac a lot, turns out I just really liked fleetwood mac

if I had just one more spoonful of chunky peanut butter, then I would know true nourishment

IRS agent: hi I’m calling bc you haven’t filed a single return sin- me: aha thanks but I have a bf :)

my coworker just earnestly told me his retirement plan is to sell his ipod touch that still has flappy bird on it this generation is ngmi

I love travelling bc when someone asks where I’m from I get to drop a “canada :)” and they’re all “ah yes, you are good and nice person, because of your passport”

I don’t need therapy, I need a stampede

proceed with grace today someone loves you

and in that moment, I swear we were so back

polls

hey baby, are you a volcano? because I checked out the what’s hot tab and it was just photos of you

babe quick, propose to me over bluesky for the engagement bait

oh no! I have literally no idea what’s happening at any given time and don’t care to figure it out!

you know when you meet someone whose entire personality is derived from one podcast that’s what it’s like being here

just got laid off from twitter. I was the guy who just reposted screenshots of tiktoks and got angry when anyone else did it

DMs are for babies, if you have something to say you can say it in front of my random tech influencers

cool story bro. how many diagnoses did you say you have again?

do you love the colour of the sky?

just setting up my bsky