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Bluesky should hire Elon as chief of marketing.

Coming back to Bluesky feels a lot like walking back into a store 2 hours after telling them you wanna check other stores for better prices.

Guess its officially Bluesky summer then!

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Maybe the real hellthread is the friends we make along the way

1) what 2) the 3) fuck 4) is 5) a 6) hellthread 7) ?

Got non consensually facialed by a bunch of trees, been coughing it out for days now. Fuck this season.

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Many don’t know this, but bullying is actually the secret love language of the internet.

You took my sadness out of context I ain’t no candle in the wind

bsky is really turning into the most internet place on the internet, I'm never leaving

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If you don’t consider “weirdo” a compliment, we can’t be friends.

The main problem with Bluesky is how all your friends start guilt tripping you over not sending them invites even though you don’t have any.

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You know a social network is doing great when the Iranian government decides to ban it. And i haven’t been able to use Bluesky without a vpn since last week. Almost none of my posts and especially images get posted which sucks, but it means that Bluesky is thriving and that makes me happy

Analog right click save as guy

monkey see gm, monkey say gm.

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Don’t know how to explain it, but Bluesky is a diaspora of underrated meme lords & queens who’ve been shipwrecked by the bird app’s algo.

Yeah sex is good (i’m told), but have you ever been a niche internet celebrity on Bluesky?

Crypto Bluesky is basically CT on crack

Don’t know who needs to hear this, but “Moderation” is not a word nor an act to be used and taken lightly. Be very careful for what you wish for, cuz you might actually get it [from the unlucky end of the barrel that is]

Nah its probably this leaked image from Twitter HQ

sometimes I think

Idgaf about a verified checkmark, give me a .bsky.meme handle instead

@pfrazee.com be like

Hello? Yes where are the Capybara stan accounts tho?

The main problem with Bluesky is how all your friends start guilt tripping you over not sending them invites even though you don’t have any.

Don’t kill the cringe part of yourself, kill the part that cringes.

Is it cringe to RT your own posts? Be honest 🥺

“Not now kitten, daddy is larping as a digital art connoisseur on Bluesky”

Was explaining how cool Bluesky is to a crypto bro and after like 20 minutes, the only thing he asks is if there could be a possible airdrop. No wonder normies find crypto people cringe 🤦🏻‍♂️

Just hit 69 followers

Why simp for girls when you can simp for a new social network?

Not sure why, but someone should fork Bluesky and name it Greengrass.

I need a PP feature in my profile and i need it right now. (PP as in Pinned Post)

Never thought i’d say this, but apparently a social network with no DM feature was exactly what i needed.

BE THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION

Bluesky is what Twitter would probably be like in a fever dream.

Not sure if the algo is superb or all the people here are just cool and funny.

A voice feature like Twitter spaces, but it shows up as a post and just plays the audio when you scroll over it like some divine calling out of the [blue]sky

One social network’s reply guy is now another’s celebrity. This is the way.

Don’t know how to explain it, but Bluesky is a diaspora of underrated meme lords & queens who’ve been shipwrecked by the bird app’s algo.