Almost there. Very nice. Very symbiotic. #danhausen #venom #wwe #marvel #wip

It's the last day to order Danhausen merch from PWTs, and we've broken the website! 😭 First time I've ever seen a queuing system on there. So, get 'em before they're gone forever 💔 🤼 ProWrestlingTees.com/Danhausen

Posting so I don't get cursed: Part 3. @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social #Cursed #Danhausen #Teeth

Another Danhausen themed doodle 🤼

Sharing so I don't get cursed: Part 1. @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social @danhausen.bsky.social #Cursed #F1RST

Posting so I don't get cursed: Part 2 @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social #Cursed ##Danhausen

Ah, I see from my Skyline I've missed Jesus Jones on #TOTP. Guess I'm booting up iPlayer later 📺

I'm so tired that every single PPV we have to constantly remind Tony he has women on his roster 😑🤼

Very Nice, Very Pixel. #danhausen #wwe #pixelart #art #chibi

I’m not punching any baby orphans

I saw someone refer to NXT as the 'lowball warehouse' 😂🤼

The WWE fans on Sunday when Danhausen debuted 🤼

'Carrie' is on PlutoTV 😀 Awww, it's the 2013 one 😒 I don't get why people remake iconic films. You're just setting yourself up for failure by producing a poor facsimile. Take a different approach, different film style, anything! Don't just make a sub-par TV movie with bad CGI & no scares #horrorsky

03 Mar 2026

This is the official OTT footage of @danhausen.bsky.social. But wait! There's more....see the replies for BONUS videographer extraordinare dolli*knitrix footage filmed from a ✨slightly different✨ angle ("not to be missed! A match for the ages" - me, probably) #Wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

Well, the inevitable *did* happen....but I don't have to change my bio 😄 Sorry, guys & ghouls, but my 25% Danhausen skeets ratio may increase, so be warned!

My funny li'l guy is on TV again...and he's gonna be fine 🥲 #LoveThatDanhausen

Lulz, what's with the ladies locker room drama over on Twitter? Is it Jade's turn to borrow Danhausen's boots and start a brawl backstage? 😄🤼

First official Danhausen WWE Topps trading card available now www.topps.com/catalogsearc...

I just wanna add a little fun context to this: this was a surprise for me too. I’ve been in drawing stuff for Danhausen forever, so I didn’t question him asking for a few more doodles for merch and gear, it was the usual rigamarole—you can imagine my shock when my art popped on screen on Saturday

🚨 Special Urban Report 🚨 Pump N Munch Minneapolis, MN

Exactly a year ago, I was in Cardiff to witness @danhausen.bsky.social be crowned Slammasters champion, where he wrestled in a banking hall to a sold-out crowd of 500 people. Yesterday he debuted in WWE, in an arena in Chicago, to a crowd of 19K. Wrestling is a funny old world 🙃🤼

Found a channel on PlutoTV that's just showing 90s 'Outer Limits', and Catherine O'Hara had turned up in an episode 💔😭 #horrorsky

Marty McFly moves to New Zealand and becomes a nihilistic, broken psychic investigator. One of those films that people forget exists, despite a great cast of Michael J. Fox, John Astin, & Jeffrey Combs, Zemeckis as producer, Sonic Youth soundtrack, Rick Baker makeup, and direction by Peter Jackson 🎥

Not only did he debut on a PLE, he kept his name and is rumoured to be on Raw this Monday 😂🤼

The Internet has told me 💔 🥲🔫👈

Yay, a late night showing of 'The Frighteners'. Thank you Film4! 🥰 #filmsky #horrorsky

Evergreen (sadly) 🤼‍♂️

Every time I see the Brawling Birds do a promo, it just reminds me of this "It's about a hard-drinking yet loving family of soccer hooligans. If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!" 😄🤼

OK, I was finally able to track down a jar of this hazelnut milk spread from my local Lidl and OMG it *does* taste exactly like Kinder Bueno 😋💓

I love the fact that so many in the IWC shout "nobody cares!" whenever Danhausen starts trending (again!), and yet you can't shut up talking about him 🙃 Remember kids, the true opposite of love isn't hate, it's apathy. If you truly hated someone, you wouldn't care enough to talk about them

I barely log into FB, so on the rare occasions that I do it's funny to see what it throws up in my 'memories'. I'm glad to see my disdain for The Miz hasn't wavered in 8 years 😂🤼

It's been a gruelling journey, but I think I've finally reached the 'acceptance' stage of grief. I just keep telling myself that this is all a part of wrestling, that you can't predict what will happen. Nothing lasts forever 😔

Meanwhile

Turns out, the Mike D Vecchio speculations were correct 😮‍💨

On the plus side, because WWE posts practically everything on social media, it means I don't have to waste my time watching any of the shows to keep track of what's happening. ... ... It's gonna be a goddamn blimp, isn't it?

Danhausen was supposed to have his last advertised indie match tomorrow with Jake Something, but Jake got injured. Jake was selling it as his last match as Something before changing to Doyle, but now I'm wondering if it was supposed to be the 'last' time as their billed names for both of them 😭 💔

HOOK you've got 1 goddamn week to recruit Danhausen to the Opps and bring my HOOKhausen reunion dreams to fruition... ... ... (I'm well aware that there's a 99.9% certainty that he's sold his soul to the WWE devil, but let a girl dream. I am deluded) 😔

Y'know, if Danhausen does make a bee-line to the main roster whilst the likes of former champs Ricky, Blake and Hendry are left to brawl in the NXT parking lot over the Speed championship...that would be fucking hilarious 😂 🤼

Great to see Brody King covered by the UK press ❤️ 🤼

I've been flipping through the 'bargaining' and 'denial' stages of grief for so long...just hurry up and send me to the 'depression' part if it is him 💔

Why is the default always FTR vs Bucks? There's a roster full of tag teams and yet we've got Bucks vs FTR....AGAIN! 🙄🤼

Valentine's cards used to be fucking brutal lmao

Gotta love ITV4 for randomly throwing on 'Reservoir Dogs' at 11pm on a Monday #filmsky

I just backed RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026! on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

Kick-start your Friday with this lovely snap of Ben. 😊

You should probably stop whatever it is you're doing, and watch Heidi Howitzer vs Danhausen vs Shotzi Blackheart. www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8V6...

Yay, just found out the Donkey Sanctuary are now on Bluesky 🥰 Give them a follow if you want to see more videos of donkeys being cute and silly on your skyline