I discovered that I have an amazing talent today. I found I can melt ice cubes just by staring at them. It takes a few hours, though.

New #wrestling #artwork. I'm looking forward to playing as Kane in #wwe2k26 this week. Glenn Jacobs is doing to be dragging all sorts of victims to #hell. patreon.com/posts/thats-... Who are you looking forward to playing as? #Kane #InfernoMatch

On the long drive home from #Exeter after another awesometastical #ComicCon. Thank you to everyone who came out to see me. You are all my secret favourites.

Which cleaning products are used to keep men away? Deter-gents.

#Ukcgf #Exeter #comiccon was beyond awesome. Thank you to Lisa and her crew for having us back for another fantastic show. See you at the next one.

Where did Noah keep the bees? In the Ark-Hives.

Happy Birthday #Truffle! One today! What better way to celebrate than by taking #Bonbon to her first #comiccon while dressed as Spider-Man. ukcgf #spiderman #marvel

Dad’s advice some years ago; “If you get into a fight in the pub, put a snooker ball in your sock.” Worst advice ever, I could hardly walk!

All set up for #ukcgf Exeter this weekend. Same great venue, just the other end of the hall. Be sure to come find us, I'll be the one that looks like me. And remember, Saturday is Truffles 1st birthday, so be sure to stop by to give him some love.

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty of room.

Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

#Sketchcard available to purchase. DM to buy. #Wolverine #art #speeddraw #speeddrawing #sketch #card #Marvel #MCU #logan #blood #Comics #snickt #patch #hughjackman #xmen #weaponx #x #claws #cigar

Here's a fun little earworm for you from one of the best cartoons ever made. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJl_...

What happens when you combine a #Monkey with a #Robot who then becomes a #Pirate and a #Ninja? I give you #MrPan. #comic #indiecomics #freecomics

Took my goldfish to the chip shop and asked 'do you sell fish cakes?' 'Yes' they replied. Great because it's his birthday.

New #wrestling #artwork. I'm looking forward to playing as Kane in #wwe2k26 this week. Glenn Jacobs is doing to be dragging all sorts of victims to #hell. patreon.com/posts/thats-... Who are you looking forward to playing as? #Kane #InfernoMatch

Dear #wwe2k26. What we want: Wrestlers. What we don't want: Wrestlers if they were toys. Wrestlers if they were in an N64 video game. The same wrestler 7 times wearing a different shirt. Wrestlers dressed as other wrestlers. Wrestlers painted gold. Musicians. Non wrestlers.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim-denim-denim.

Meaningless statistics are up 18.4% today.

New #xmen sketch card available for purchase. £50. Dm to buy. #marvel #art #Wolverine #beast #colossus #cyclops #gambit #Sentinel #MCU #snickt #xmen97

How do you wash a pod of dolphins? With a multi-porpoise cleaner.

Meet Mr. Pan. And old comic I drew for a thing that didn't happen - read the full comic here, for free. www.patreon.com/posts/mr-pan...

This month's #Patreon rewards are on their way. Lots of signed prints and a few randomly dropped sketch cards have just been left at the @PostOffice and will be with you very soon.

Hey guys - I could really do with picking up some work this month. If you know anyone that needs a cover for their comic, send them my way. Also, sharing this post makes you cooler. #FantasticFour #PowerRangers #Tmnt #Music

#darthmaul #oilpainting for sale. 7 by 9cms. Painted using a toothpick. £200. #starwars #originalart x.com/TheGrantPerk...

Anyone else got the Gummi Bears theme stuck in their head ?

New #Sketchcard available to purchase DM to buy #Pokémon #Gecqua #Pombon #Browt #Gen10 #starterpokemon #pokemonwindsandwaves #windsandwaves #pokemonday #PokemonWindsWaves #art #speeddraw #pokemon #pokemoncards #pokemongo #cute #nintendo #NintendoSwitch2 Who are you picking?

What do ducks smoke? Quack.

#Sketchcard available to purchase. DM to buy. #Chamber #art #speeddraw #speeddrawing #sketch #card #Marvel #MCU #GenerationX #GenX #JonathonStarsmore #Comics #90s

What do you call a horny square? An erectangle.

If you like what I post here and fancy sending me a few pennies to help keep the wolves from the door - here's a great way to do just that. www.paypal.com/paypalme/The... Stay awesome guys - you're the best.

New #Sketchcard available to purchase DM to buy #Pokémon #Gecqua #Pombon #Browt #Gen10 #starterpokemon #pokemonwindsandwaves #windsandwaves #pokemonday #PokemonWindsWaves #art #speeddraw #pokemon #pokemoncards #pokemongo #cute #nintendo #NintendoSwitch2 Who are you picking?

My online sales have really taken a hit over the last few months. It would be really awesome of you if you would share this link for me to help me buy food, pay bills and generally stay alive. www.etsy.com/shop/TheGran... Much love. G.

What was Beethoven’s favourite snack? BA-NA-NA-NA

I just bought a new muzzle for my pet duck. Nothing fancy, but it fits the bill.

#UsagiYojimbo sketchcard available for purchase. #tmnt Dm to buy.

Just heard the news about Rob Grant. Smeg.

I think #Thanet has a new #turnerprize winning artist! Bonbon gives you her latest piece 'Pawtrait in Poo' from her Poo Period! #barksy #dog #puppiesofinstagram www.instagram.com/p/DVOlAgkjD-o/

New #Sketchcard available to purchase. DM to buy. #Gengar #Pokémon #art #speeddraw #speeddrawing #sketch #card #gastly #pokemonlegendsza #pokemon #pokemoncards #pokemonswordshield #pokemongo #cute #gottacatchthemall #nintendo #nintendoswitch #ghost #ghosttype #thepurpleone

The Magic Space Piano. Read more: www.patreon.com/posts/magic-... Buy now: etsy.me/49Zg9jF #music #michaeljackson #sammydavisjr #axlrose #sting #meatloaf #johnlennon #prince #bowie #ozzy #queen #gunsandroses #thebeatles #thriller #eltonjohn #FreddieMercury #davidbowie

#Truffle and #Bonbon playing on the beach this morning with their friend Fred. #puppies #TimeLineCleanse

Hey guys - not long now until @ukcgfevents rolls back into #Exeter. It's going to be an awesometastical weekend. Can't wait to see you there! www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=...

Truffle and Bonbon exploring on the beach. www.instagram.com/p/DVJPxukDAIZ/

Did you know that Dr. Jekyll must stand still to drink his potion? It means he can run, but he can't Hyde.

French people are so hardcore. They eat pain for breakfast.

Truffle and Bonbon at the beach this morning. They really love the sand. www.instagram.com/p/DVLgTovDAJt/ #doggies #cute #pups

Only 10 months until Christmas.

New #Sketchcard available to purchase. DM to buy. #Ben10 #art #sketch #speeddraw #Fourarms #hulk #jackkirby #parody #homage #ishemanorishemonster #mcu #aliens #comics #kirby #theincrediblehulk #ben