Truly it is a That Time in the semester The second That Time comes about two weeks prior to the end

This absolute passive aggressive drama queen 💀

Man, I am tired of how much we have already normalized a Seig Heil. Tired.

Did Nazi the rebranding of Steak & Shake taking such a turn

@profanity.accountant hook a sister up

Two. Grackles. Enter. One. Grackle. Leaves.

Who left their Subway six inch on the counter in the restroom in the B-School

The way I would go face-first into like 89% of these

Howdy to my new followers! Please say hi so I’ll know to return the favor.

Oh, Sluggo.

Anyone starting to think the Dems might be in on … whatever this is

First customer of the day and he is not pleased with my tardiness. Turn up the volume and listen to his dramatic ass

Happy Robot Platypus Day to all who celebrate

I am reminded that today is 3/05 and for that, I honor this icon #IYKYK

I did not vote for this, yet everything bad keeps Russian toward me

Just finished the season finale of Severance and WHAAAAAAA No spoilers, please.

I continue, despite my best instincts, to put on male-forward terrestrial radio on my drive to work. Today, it was a love fest for Josh Hawley.

The energy I will bring into Monday

Honestly, it’s the self-awareness for me

Who wore it better: George Bush (bottom) or me (top)?

Well. Giving DP a nod was def not on my day’s to-do list, but here we are

This caked-up fly boi is for @notjustinorlando.bsky.social

My men? At work.

What happens when you order Pitbull and Megan Fox from Temu

Apparently, Cody got a hold of my diary

What he said

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

Dear Manager: This week, I have: 1. Tumbled out of bed 2. Stumbled to the kitchen 3. Poured myself a cup of ambition 4. Yawned 5. Stretched Best, -Deborah

This chickadee is Making. Plans.

Not a trans person

WE ARE ALL NANCY

WHERE IS @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social

@scott102.bsky.social What, pray tell, is a log lover? Like, a lover of logs?

All of the firings, funding freezes, appointments of criminals, Big Balls, chaos … what’s the endgame?

Quoth this highly sus “Northern Raven” in west central Florida, “Cromch.”

Sluggo HATES a misplaced modifier

Is there any emotion that a Schitt’s Creek gif cannot convey

🎶 All byyyyy mysellllllf 🎶

IN THIS EGGCONOMY?!

New underwear just dropped

Can we stop platforming Nazis and pretending they’re like normal

Will YOU be attending the CLAMboree

Man, @dizwire.bsky.social leaves for three days and

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Did anything go as hard as Future World during the nineteen hundred and eighties and wasn’t my brother cute

Hey!

This is grackle-on-grackle violence

It’s our flag, too.

Thinking about the time Pasquale’s Pizza came up on delivery apps only to learn it was a ghost kitchen for one Charles Entertainment Cheese