There’s nothing burning down in Portland, Oregon. There’s nothing war-ravaged. All statements from Trump, Noem and their slithering sycophants claiming otherwise are flat out lies and Americans see through them.

Good morning BlueSky 😜

Some happy news to end out the weekend ~ They’re Back! The “Best Friends Forever” statue, depicting Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein holding hands, reappeared on the National Mall near the Capitol Friday, Oct. 3. The artwork was originally installed last week but was removed on Sept. 24.

Let me be perfectly clear regarding my statement yesterday about Ol’ YamTits ~ Donald Trump… (And it’s also abundantly clear that his Spanx loathes him as much as we all do.) 😜

What she REALLY was thinking. (With every apology to Christa Miller 🥂)

The Washington Post & SSRS conducted on October 1st reveals that 47% of respondents blame the GOP + Trump for the shutdown, while 30% of respondents blame the Democrats, and 23% say not sure.

Usha Vance is already yowling “Fake News” because the clip lasts 10 seconds longer than JD ever has. (The gang over at The Colbert Late Show heard that JD Vance loves a good-natured, funny meme so they made this for him.)

“TrumpRx” is as laughable as Ol’ YamTits himself is — and you just know with his name on it, it will be doomed to failure just like everything else he touches. “Cankles Care” is infinitely better branding. 😜

Aww hiss and boo your own selves. 😜 #ErikaKirk

I didn’t want to make this — but I’m compelled to do the Lord’s work. 😜 Lloyd Austin, James Mattis, Mark Esper > Pete Hegseth

Petey Hegseth is a quarter-witted fake-tough Christian nationalist of a Fox JV weekend anchor, and Ol' YamTits received five military draft deferments during the Vietnam War. Quite the presentation. I'm sure the generals just LOVED this poisonous pair.

Trying so, so hard to project authority and to command respect. It’d be hilarious if it weren’t so fucking sad.

Shock. Disbelief. Mourning. Outrage. Creeping numbness. Rinse off the blood stains. Repeat. Over and over and over and over again….

Has Kristi Noem had her blow out yet? How’s the puss? Has it been resurfaced? Does anyone know a good paving contractor in Portland, Oregon? 😏

Amelia Earhart…Jeffrey Epstein — Don’t know about you, but I’m sure as hell distracted — aren’t you? As if anyone would ever ask Ol’ YamTits a question about history. 🙄😜

Sinclair Media will end the preemption of Jimmy Kimmel 💪🏽

The “central casting” mould of many of Ol’ YamTits’s closest confidantes.

Remember: Being autistic is not a choice or a result of someone else’s choices. However, being a divisive duplicitous dicksickle is entirely up to the individual.

Although the statues of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein are gone, we all know that their deep and abiding friendship endures.

It warms what’s left of my heart to imagine that Ol’ YamTits has a brief panicky quake every time he lumbers onto an escalator now.

Did you hear the one about Microwaved Mel Gibson and Ol’ YamTits thinking that they were thinkers?

Poor Ol’ YamTits just isn’t used to that kind of cardio.

Karen Karoline Leavitt would like to speak to the Manager of the United Nations.

REMEMBER:Don’t take medical advice from senile syphilitic Septuagenarian seditious schlubs who can’t pronounce “Acetaminophen”.

Ol’ YamTits is dangerously dumb on more levels than we can count.

Ummm no. Just stop. Neither CokeJr or Lara Trump have any validity — and I hope and pray that Tom Petty’s estate is paying attention. 🙀

Not that I’m an avid fan of Jimmy Kimmel ~ I’m more of an avid fan of free speech. ✅ Disney Plus Cancelled ✅ Hulu Cancelled and ABC can kiss my ass.

Kudos to ABC, Disney & Hulu for gleefully assuming position of being Donald Trump’s cuck. Pathetic actually.

Thank God Queen Camilla was thoughtful enough to give Ol’ YamTits a gift to help to keep his VagiNeck’s flaps from flapping about. I guess she got tired watching him grab it repeatedly at dinner last night. 🤷🏼‍♂️

A little bunch of beauties to get us through the week. #BlueSkyBlooms

If this were Biden, Jake Tapper would’ve already written two books, booked a speaking tour and have had the other talking blabber boxes fomenting at the jowls about this 24/7.

Ol’ YamTits visits England — again. You know, they still haven’t gotten the stench out from last time.

A little bit of lovely to counter all the ugly… #BlueSkyBlooms

The blueberries in my fridge are all “WTF — don’t drag us into that bullshit.”

Wait — did you hear the one about a Hindu man telling a Christian man he’d meet him in pagan heaven while a Mormon Governor stood behind him?

That substandard-acting, performative, attention-seeking Nancy Mace is having one hell of a day, isn’t she?

It seems that soon the only time anyone will even have to think about Ol’ YamTits is when he needs an occasional mowing. Now, where’s that Jake Tapper? Is he working on a breathless book about Trump’s rapidly deteriorating health before the world’s eyes?

A majority of Brazil’s Supreme Court panel has voted to convict ex-President Jair Bolsonaro for plotting to overturn the 2022 election. Viva Brazil! 🇧🇷

This morning, NPR’s Morning Edition cohost Michel Martin gave Matt Schlapp (the CPAC Chair and alleged serial groper of men’s genitalia) a new pair of short pants against wearing MAGA hypocrisy in public while keeping it perfectly professional. 🎩 @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social @npr.org

On Morning Edition just now, Michel Martin set up a softball for Matt Schlapp to condemn all political violence. When she noted the recent assassinations of two 2 Minnesota lawmakers by a dude with a hit list of 45 Dems, Schlapp melted down, incoherently frothing at any comparison of the events.

NPR's Morning Edition today has dedicated ~27 minutes of the program to the life of Charlie Kirk. Conservative activist Matt Schlapp, when asked about political violence against Democrats around the country, "chastised" NPR's Michel Martin for asking and said these violent acts are not equal.

Shout out to NPR's Michel Martin @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social for refusing to let Matt Schlapp gaslight and tone police her about Charlie Kirk's well-documented words and actions. I would prefer not to give Schlapp a platform at all, but I appreciated her not letting him grandstand.

On a scale of 1-10, how upset do you think that Ol' YamTits's kids were when they found out that he actually sends out birthday cards?

“The Supreme Court does not have a pubIic comment about IegaIizing raciaI profiIing at this time.” Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Meanwhile…Florida is gonna Florida.

Patsy and Eddy - Sweetie darlings ~ we HAVE seen Ol’ YamTits’s hand and it’s anything but Absolutely Fabulous. 🥂

In today's episode of "You Can't Make This Shit Up" ~ Mike Johnson Speaker Johnson's response to Epstein question referred to Trump as an “FBI informant”. Discuss.

Scott Baio has to be relieved that Ghislaine Maxwell has a sweetheart deal protecting Trump from the Epstein scandal and he finally has a job! (22,000 jobs added in August, unemployment rises to 4.3%- broader jobless rate jumps to 8.1% and the slowest 4-month growth since 2020.