DURING PRIDE MONTH?!!!

St Peter opening the pearly gates to hear the question “I wondered if you had… any coffee?”

“This will prevent both stabbings and super-spreaders”

I am poor because I cannot attach value to myself. I see someone selling a cute little jar for £45. It would take me 20 mins to make. I would STRUGGLE to charge £20 for something that took me 45 minutes to make.

Looking for some more chill tracks for your pride soundtrack? open.spotify.com/track/4krXlV...

So I’m not a big HeMan fan…not a huge collection all the figures rewatch everything person… But… this new film was LOVELY. Funny, energetic, Travis Knight has REALLY pulled that Flash Gordon campy excitement lever ALL THE WAY. He even squeezes a good performance out of Leto. Stay for the 3 stingers.

Go out and steal as much Hasbro stuff as you want today.

Welcome to the very first episode of a brand new season of Roll for Noodles. For this season, I have a new dice tower, new dice, different types of noodles, specially designed rolls for each, and wider Wild Magic. Join me in an exciting bowl! #cooking #dnd #game #asian #fantasy youtu.be/Klem8tou88k

Penguintide

Everything is fine. Just gluing my Anne Boleyn paper doll to a lampshade.

Photo of someone made me think of this this week

Bluesky'll show you as a follower of someone even if you unfollowed them long ago. A bunch of friends and I realized this when we all saw one another following a bad actor in our space when none of us did. Don't jump to conclusions when you see someone's face on problem profile. Bluesky, fix it!

The onus is on the service provider to exclude you. Don't comply in advance 💯💯

Woke up to my feed being FULL of RTs and posts from @greatdismal.bsky.social…. Must be a writers block day.

With the The Mandalorian and Grogu in cinemas right now, I take a look at just how #Wuxia-coded their story is in this two-parter. For a start, it's a saga with plenty of room for character growth amongst the battles and betrayals....1/ #StarWars #fantasy snowpavilion.co.uk/the-legend-o...

I find the whole concept or Ren-Faires in the UK so…. Weird. Like remembering that these came from American, history nerds, being sad they didn’t actually have any, so deciding to play at being medieval. Where we, have actual castles and shit. So you can go and see private school nerds on horses…

Anyone at UKGE?

#Transformers giveaway! I am offering to pass on this cursed object, as it was passed to me. To be in with a chance of winning and shoetly thereafter, disappointed: 1. Be a UK resident. 2. Leave a comment.

In one of my 9 lives, I worked at a gallery/picture framer. It was just down the road from a “private security contractor” (mercenary agency). They’d come in every month or so with a folder of 4x6 photos, and we’d pull out a card with the black frame references, and set sizes. They got bulk prices.

If you were a video game character, what would your health pickup be?

Anyone else envy people coming to Discworld for the first time?

When did we stop saying Sprues and start saying Runners? When did we stop saying Addictive and start saying Addicting?

Monsterfuckers of a certain age who are into women had a very similar experience at the end of Twilight Princess to monsterfuckers of a slightly different age who are into men had at the end of Beauty and the Beast Namely: "wtf change back"

@spindlehorse.bsky.social @hellaverse.bsky.social

Excuse me.. Um What is this?

Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.

Do I have any friends in Woking?

“Can you explain this hole in your resume?” I used it for crossbow practice.

Self scare spectra looking adorable

Ok.. but wingspan when?

Twelve Angry Men and Grogu

Just a reminder to everyone: if you have pre-orders that haven’t shipped, you can cancel them and site the collab as your reason. Alt text included on the screenshot from their website.

Cos, tan, sin, adj, hyp, opp.

I was annoyed that I couldn't find a database of David Attenborough documentaries where I could search for a specific episode by topic. So I made it. attenborough-100.vercel.app

#Heman #Motu question If anyone has the time and resources, Could someone take a pic of first-ones beastman next to any of the original 200x bad guys? I feel like they may look cool together, but short of taking trapjaw with me to the toy shop, not sure how else I’d get a proper comparison ^_^

Thom and Joe return to numbered episodes, with samurai otome game adaption, Hakuouki: Demon of the Fleeting Blossom as the duo trade off trashy series with each other in search of something good among the bargin bins. youtu.be/zg3vtuGRUWE

Forty years since his original series, our blond hero travels from earth to a brightly coloured fantasy scifi land, ruled by a scenery chewing villain, to a Brian May soundtrack!

Only one of these things is untrue

This is true. The whole Haggunenon bit was funny once on the radio, but would have been disasterous on the TV in the early 80s.

#PursuitOfJade #CDRAMA #IYKYK www.redbubble.com/i/apron/JADE...

Slightly increase a band Cocteau Triplets

If you see this you jave to post an anime opening from 2000-2005 youtu.be/rBPegoYoD9Q?...

Am feeling reduced by the fear and cruelty in the country… torn between wanting to give people hope, and wanting to give people a reason

Well. That’s a memory unlocked

Just heard about the thing with Zatu games.

Just had to do tactical voting to keep Deform out. Going home to do Sixty Hail Marxs.

Any of my #ttrpg or #wargaming friends have any 6mm fantasy figures?