egg salad! egg salad with homemade mayonnaise!! egg salad with home made mayonnaise thats not made with vegetable oil thats secretly soy bean oil!!!! NO PAIN EGG SALAD SANDWICH!!!!

making a return to tumblr I guess kinda suprised theres nothing in my inbox at all there. but it's been like 2-3 years so it could have just been wiped?

It’s my god given right to be toxic on support

guess who played so much overwatch they have to wear their glasses today ʕ – ᴥ – ;;ʔ

I wanna see the browser history of any politician that champions 'child safety' Internet regulations. If they want us to give up all rights to privacy online then surely they won't mind if we get to see their info too.

actually babe I have a request, I know it's a lot and a lot of people said no to me before but hear me out? can we have garlic bread for valentines? I know it's a lot. but it is my single request

yall wanna know something weird? I tend to enjoy my coffee with a slurp and a sigh. if you do that you can taste it way better. I was not allowed to do that before and now I can :)

anyway we're getting married lol.

it feels kinda weird to have someone who actually is going to marry you? it feels weird that when I say I don't need anything for valentines day I just want to spend time together theres a bunch of confirmation instead of a post saying "I'm free for valentines day! who wants to be my valentine?"

sick of comp assholes telling me how to play. I carried you buddy, did your job for you because you're ass at tank. all while being a glass cannon. don't wanna hear that you flexed because I flexed. dumbass new season can't come fast enough.

after all these years I own the complete beatrix potter collection of stories she is legitimately my favorite artist

seeing someone rag on the little wooden man by saying "you gotta learn people are shapes. wow revolutionary I know" it reminds me of that guy who is trying to learn art as fast as he can? and he is like "shapes aren't necessary in my mind" and that is so. so fucking funny

day 4557 of me telling my mom that I have already gone though every craft supply she is asking about. if she sees crafting supplies I have already seen it and decided to keep it I have donated at least 70% of my stash. both to the art thrift and to my cousin who does crochet in guatemala.

the uwu redeems have finally died down and are a much rarer occurrence so here's a meme my friend made from when it was redeemed multiple times a stream every stream I had to make them more expensive lolol #vtuber

I also do the artt <3

new medicine added to desk. help me

RIP to Catherine O'Hara who gave us one of my favorite line deliveries of all time I will go insane AND I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME!!!

circus bear strikes again ┏ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ┛

sometimes magical, always anti-fascist. #fuckice #abolishice

it's a really long post and it's not really about anything but if you wanna hear about a shitty company I worked at feel free to read that long ass thread

picture this ok. you're the only scheduler for alarm system servicing and you have 20 fire alarms that need to be tested. and you have to schedule not just for your full state which used to have another person managing the south because your state is massive and it mostly runs itself but you gotta

Don't Care, Didn't Ask, Bean Blast FUCK ICE and FUCK its enablers. #VTuber #art

I have been getting amazing at spotting the hackers apparently (these losers were in arcade mode btw)

if I have played a cozy game you want to try and you want to know how the fishing is (not how it works, how it feels) I can tell you what ones have pushed me into blood boiling body shaking anger. because I am a fishing mini game hater 100%

someone said "Moira I'm going to suck your toes" all in caps cause of this lmao

new lore drop btw. I adore music boxes. especially carousel themed ones

I have a music box with a song none of my music boxes have ever played. and it's fucking impossible for me to search anything =3=;; fuckin rip dude.

thats the last one I'll see y'all in 3-7 business days

my man can tell me to do anything and I'll do it. he tells me to bark and I'm beagle baying my ass off

digging my little clawsies in him because I want to it's one of the two cats in me

I forgot to ask my sister who did her engagement photos because she looks so pretty and I would like that please and thank you ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ

i like my streets how i like my soda: no ice

the first day I could breathe was the first day you called me yours. I'll never forget that september. It felt like healing now september fills me with hope instead of dread

baking up anything I can for my man so he can be a little chubby and very happy just my type

Found out ICE is gonna be in our area... 😣 🎨: LouieLurksBoo

I may not be a girl or a boy. and I may absolutely be my father's prettiest son. but sweet lord does my man make me wanna be feminine and pretty

I didn't get uninterrupted boyfriend posting like I do normally so everyone has to deal with the raw unrefined ramblings of a circus bear running on fumes so everyone shut up

I may or may not be in trouble =w=;;; fuck. my tacos

hitting the maxwell swinging side to side because he said we can get tacos. ┏ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ┛

they don't know that was a joke post about no one but my boyfriend and my boyfriend is actually in my walls =w=;;

I also. you keep saying 80 days or something? is that how long it lasted? I know you broke up before his birthday because he came to me crying that you kept telling him to break up with you we started up when my ex finally blocked me in like september? that's 483 days? another 80 days would be fine

I actually. if he could explain the yuka thing? I think we both want to know why she's being brought up? she just suddenly left one day? I figured she wanted to be left alone with her boyfriend? I mean I did respect her boundaries when he started being weirdly possessive to me?

awwweee don't delete everything we knew it was you btw. straight away. maybee. don't randomly show up after someone blocks your riot friend request 5 times

it is my favorite cuck hooraayyy 🎉

when he left I was the whisper of god btw. thanks for the hook up ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ <3

lol

please sir another round of "HELP MY GPU"

they don't know I'm in my boyfriend's walls rn

birdseed cracker ＼ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ／ that is all

lol