So... Walruses. They'd be really good vampires, right?

While I've got Bluesky open, let me announce that I've initiated "The Great Merch Experiment," where I will create a sample of merch and, if I break even on it, use that money to create the second sample of merch. First up, Vinyl Myn stickers. Let me know if you want any.

There are certain milestones for authors, and while I've had some significant success in the past, there are a few I haven't checked off. Finally, as I learned yesterday, I can check off "At least one fanfic on AO3". I am unironically proud. archiveofourown.org/tags/Free%20...

Tradition. First snow accumulation, I stand in it barefoot.

I was just reminded of the time I built a time circuit for my buddy.

I just finished the revision of Shards of Shadow 5. It'll be my next release, unless something weird happens. Now for one of my least favorite parts. Picking a name...

Y’all there’s SO MANY struggling artists right now. Please please help if you are in the position to do so. Do some early holiday shopping. Treat yourself to something special. Donate just to keep seeing people create. And don’t forget sharing always helps so much. We are just trying to survive.

There are a lot of things about my brain that I wish I could change. One of the things I feel fortunate about is I'm not really one who is consumed with envy when others succeed. But that doesn't mean that I don't compare myself in ways that are unhealthy.

It begins. If you're in Woodbridge, Nj, come on down!

Brand new Micro Arbori Bonsais are landing just in time for the holiday shopping season. These little guys measure just under 3in in height and are accented with moss flocking. Priced at just $25 each, they are perfect for gifting. Choose between four colors! First batch drops 11/14 @ 1PM MST.

So Doom Scrolling is a thing, and Hope Scrolling is a thing, but I think Schadenfreude Scrolling is my favorite.

I have done the thing.

I'm watching an Adam Savage video and he's got the holy grail just sitting in the background.

Every now and then, my brain will just feed me a line from a cartoon or a show that was meant to be a tongue twister and I'll just say it out loud as the answer to a question. What do you want for dinner? The Scarlet Pimpernel's Lumpy Pumpernickel Crumpets.

There's a small but real chance that for the next 10 years my job title will just be "Professional Guy Who Tech Bros Stole From"

"The Dunkin Donuts, when threatened, will engorge its promotional coffee cup in a threat display to scare away larger predators and protect its territory."

A local town has a mayor named Tingle, and his preferred candidates in Tuesdays race had a great poster.

It feels genuinely strange to be able to look at social media this evening and not feel my soul curling up like a paper doll in a blast furnace.

A while back, I was lucky enough to get a chance to curate a webcomic bundle for storybundle and this was a key part. It's been a joy seeing these characters in my timeline since then.

I think it might be funny to keep track of the things I've had to look up while writing this novel. Discounting my own established lore, I've looked up: - The ingredients in green goddess dressing - How long does it take to make French Bread Pizza

Since NaNoWriMo is No Mo', I'm starting this thread as an accountability thing. I will list how many words I did yesterday, each day, until I hit 50k. Yesterday I did 5,106 words, for a total of 5,106 in the book so far.

I'm doing this. It's a rare opportunity to see me outside of my loathsome writer-hole.

Based upon the experiences of my friends who write erotica and draw NSFW art, that means payment processors should want to have nothing to do with ChatGPT.

This was open in a tab so I watched it again. Imagine if this song and scene was in Pixar's Cars. The movie's plot is already basically toy story with appliances. This scene with all of the character development of Cars would ruin the psyche of a generation.

I feel like I'm being attacked by an army of robots.

So, do they still make children's movies that fill the viewer with unquenchable existential dread? Or was that just for my generation. Youtube just fed this to me and resurfaced some deep psychological scars. Now you can have some too! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ufs...

I feel an (unearned) special kinship with the Lackadaisy production I skeeted about yesterday. Part of it is because I'm friends with or an acquaintance of may of the people in the production. But also, back when I was rolling in the dough, some of the same people worked on things for me! (1/3)

ANYWAY #lackadaisy www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6_4... www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHq4...

Hey everyone, we have some big news to share!

One of the increasingly common side effects of AI is spam emails written in such a way that it APPEARS they have read the book want me to buy marketing for. Most of the time, these are books that came out before 2022, since these are the books that were stolen in their entirety and processed for AI.

An actual statement I made to my therapist: "I'm bouncing back and forth between Eeyore and Piglet, but I'm shooting for Pooh." Oh, to be befuddled, stuffed with honey, and wedged in a hole.

I've mused in the past about the fact that Frollo's horse from Disney's Hunchback looks more severe and evil than he does. Today, the following question came to my mind. What would be funnier: - A villain with the happiest, most friendly horse possible? - A hero with a downright demonic steed?

Book Review | Contaminant Six (Free-Wrench #6) #booksky With Contaminant Six we reach the end of the excellent Free-Wrench series by Joseph R Lallo. A hint of steampunk, a great amount of chemical scifi, a brilliant piece of world-building, and lovely characters. I'll miss them. Contaminant Six…

I've got a little post for all of you fine folks who gave my book a try. www.bookofdeacon.com/2025/09/20/t... #books #superheroes

I saw an ad for an AI writing tool, and it said, "Find your voice with [product]." And, like... Isn't your voice the thing you are REPLACING with the AI words?

This is my most recent release! It's a silly story about people with really lousy super powers having to fight someone with significantly less lousy powers. www.bookofdeacon.com/2025/09/01/t...

I was discussing a short story I didn't remember writing, and I delivered this message to my publisher.

I hope most people enjoy my stories, but there are exceptions. Some folks are exerting an outsize--one might say an unconstitutional--amount of influence. I hope it worries them when they read about unity and triumph over cartoonish evil, because people might choose it over what they're peddling.

A back and front cover for Paradoxes and Dragons 3, by the fantastic @bookofdeacon.com ! Always love working with him 🐉

It's time! The Other Eight VS The Icon is out now! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!! www.bookofdeacon.com/2025/09/01/t...

I'm doing a new release soon! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgSA...

So, I had my head down working on some book stuff and wasn't on social media much until a few minutes ago. Wow.

I'm doing a new release soon! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgSA...

The number of times I've had to say, "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" is frankly embarrassing.

The other day I was reminded of the earliest days of my self-publishing career. I'd just self-pubbed The Book of Deacon (Book 1) and decided to go to its subgenre category on Amazon and click through the listings until I spotted it.

Can it be? A NEW BOOK!? The Other Eight VS The Icon releases Sept. 16th, and you can pre-order today! Read more on my site. And please spread the word! www.bookofdeacon.com/2025/09/02/n...

A pizza dragon in the wild!

Today, people who support my Patreon got their hands on some good stuff. It gets better (cover by @spookychan.bsky.social ) and Legend of the West (cover by a fan called yukiangy). You can get these when they release in a collection, or NOW at www.patreon.com/jrlallo

I have the news thing on my Windows PC that pops up randomly where the news would otherwise be. I want to change it so it always just says "The Horrors Persist."

So, Hatsune Miku has ankle-length hair, right? What happens when she sits down? Does she gather it up? Does she have a dedicated hair guy, like a job-specific roadie? She's digital, do they retract like vacuum cleaner cable? These are normal thoughts for a 42 year old man.