Oh @nicholasvanj.bsky.social had it coming

Why are so many straight people hellbent on making every opposite-sex friendship sexual? Like, do some of y'all not have meaningful friendships?

✨ THE MAGICIAN ✨ [Commission]

Turns out the leopard wasn't the culprit this time, because leopards don't really leave "a mess." Seems like it was probably an African badger or a Civet

Watching the cast of "Gravity Falls" in the world of "Final Fantasy 14" is actually an amazing time

The leopard on my parents' property claimed another victim. This time it was the cat. Unfortunate risk of living in the bush 😓

I LOVE THIS ❤️

Happy Monster Hunter Wild day!!! Let's see your hunters:

I got ✨🏳️‍🌈GAY MARRIED🏳️‍🌈✨ in #FFXIV with all my wonderful friends in attendance 🥰 Legally not allowed to do this in my birth country, but that won't stop me from doing it everywhere else 😂💖

I love watching ICE melt ❤️

If you see this, post an archer (it's me ❤️)

Any FFXIV players on the EU data centers?

Hot take, but if we pay for a battle pass on a game, we should always have access to finish that battle pass the way Helldivers 2 allows. The limited battle pass you have to pay for model is hot garbage, and I end up wasting money because I forget to finish all these damn passes in time

I love this dumb slut ❤️

I’ve been seeing on my Bluesky timeline that not a lot of people have even heard of Fantasian Neo Dimension I’m telling you all right now it’s a great game going back to the old PS1-PS2 era of JRPG’s & I strongly recommend people checking this one out. There is a demo! ⚔️❤️😊🤝🏻🤖 #FantasianNeoDimension

Transphobia is a rich man's game. It allows billionaires to position themselves as brave truthtellers challenging the status quo without really risking anything because the group they're demeaning lacks much of any institutional power. It gives them the thrill of martyrdom without any sacrifice.

WOOOOW a patient at work today really said that they "don't want to be seen by a black doctor" and I swear to God, I am so lucky I wasn't on that call or I would have been fired for my reaction 😬😬😬 And no, the pt did not have Dementia

This tweet gets buried with me when i die

Guys, my back is struggling. Please can I get advice on the best and healthiest thing on which to sit while working at my computer 😭

Our timeline is not often blessed, but when it presents you with fact based evidence, you accept it carte blanche.

My New Year's resolution is to crank my slut meter to 100 ❤️

Saying “autistic people have superpowers” means well, but it creates false expectations and stereotypes and makes it seem that autistic people are less normal than anyone else. Let autistic people be human, please. #neurodiversity a.co/97Zc1Cp

Have we ever considered that the correct iteration of the stereotype that women take longer showers is that men are dirtier?

MERRY CLITMAS!!! HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A SLAY HOLIDAY 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

Maybe this is the Autism, but caroling is actually a terrifying concept to me. I could not imagine anything triggering my fight or flight response more than opening my door to a bunch of strangers singing at me with a social obligation to stand and watch them 💀

Ok now I'm fucked up and crying - Thanks, Norway 😭😭😭

No one beats me except me 💪🏻

Weird to think a lot of you on here don't know what I look like

I love that I've said "gurl" to my straight guy friends so much that they've also started doing it 😭❤️

Maybe your society would he healthier if healthcare wasn't being denied to people so that morally corrupt individuals could make bank 🤷🏼‍♂️

My favourite part of Among Us is 3D printing ghost guns and acting sus around billionaire CEOs responsible for thousands of avoidable deaths in broad daylight 💅🏻

Kind of weird that a kid smart enough to 3D print and assemble a firearm with standard ballistic capability, who pulled off a broad daylight assassination while weaving through surveillance dead-zones, got caught with every possible ounce of incriminating evidence at a McDonald's 🫤

Dear older bttms: I REALLY appreciate you 👀

Can I say something 👀

Optimist: the cup is half full. Pessimist: the cup is half empty. Clive Barker: the cup is a pulsating, dark hole into which you can pour your deepest desires- let it fill you as you fill it, your hot hands grasping its fleshy outer edge. Suddenly, the cup opens, gaping into the very core of hell.

It 100% did this for me

Raccoons are my official mascot for Autism. They also wash their food to improve their tactile processing to learn more about what they're eating. Little Autistic trash rats 🦝❤️

Or when you're processing alternative outcomes for scenarios in your head and you get anxiety and cringe over things you didn't even actually do in real life 💀💀💀

For a country that supposedly worships the troops, America sure loves to strip them of pensions, healthcare, and leave them homeless in exchange for giving them life-long trauma and physical injuries

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

WHO MADE THIS??? 💀💀💀

This is honestly my favourite Pokémon title of all time ❤️

Some people are actually so disgusting. Had a mutual that I actually liked post this rant about being sexted by someone they haven't heard from in a while, and posted identifying nude pictures (with their faces) without their consent to ridicule them, then blocked me for GENTLY questioning that 🤡

Is anyone else struggling to upload videos to BSKY?

This place is quickly becoming the art community I hoped it would be. I hope it just continues to grow and grow.