Wow, Clayton Kershaw struggling in the post-season. Who woulda thunk it? 🙄

Maybe someday this technology can benefit mankind, but don't hold your breath.

Kids are so perceptive.

Post something random or have an awful October.

So…this happened

Coming soon to Truth Social: "Kash Patel. So sad. Yet another Biden failure. Did you know that he also lied about there not being any notable names in the Epstein files? He fired himself by being an enemy of the people. Thank you for your attention to this matter!" www.rawstory.com/trump-correc...

Today's our last #YESONPROP50 postcard party! Only 600 postcards left. We're dropping postcards in the mail right before the actual ballots drop! Indivisible AV postcarders have written literally THOUSANDS of postcards to AV voters. Let's get it done for democracy.🇺🇸 www.mobilize.us/indivisiblea...

Well, if we’re going to prosecute people for lying to Congress…

It ain't gonna go away... #grassroots

Share your favorite B&W movie.

The White House is already trying to portray this guy as a left-wing, radicalized Democrat. 💩🦨

How to billionaire correctly.

I hope California LEOs are prepared and willing to fully enforce these laws. Time for a few of these brownshirts to see what it's like to be snatched off the street, shackled and thrown into a van.

TERRORISM EXPERT HERE: He cannot designate an idea as a terrorist group. There is no org called ANTIFA. There is no leadership or funding path or no membership. Also there is no terrorism law in America. Ask Luigi. He wants to call anyone a terrorist. That’s Fascism. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Their beliefs are ugly Their policies are ugly Their souls are ugly Their leader is ugly

"It was an ordinary day in Saskatchewan, the day Keith threw together that casserole. But the ingredients seemed somehow unusual...troubling even. And as his guests would soon find out, that casserole was ANYTHING but ordinary..." @datelinenbc.bsky.social

Every motherfucking thing this gentleman said. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

"I was framed, I'm tellin' ya! It was the raccoons that tipped over the garbage bin. I eat roadkill and grubs, not garbage!"

MRI & CT scans are again clear and my bloodwork is great. What a relief! Thank you @cityofhope.bsky.social. #cansky

Slightly diminish a book. Wuthering Tights

In Brett's defense, he was probably drunk when he wrote it. He likes beer, or so I've heard.

I've got my next set of MRI & PET/CT scans and bloodwork coming up in less than a week. I've actually reached the point where I often make it through an entire day without even thinking about cancer, but this week I'm lucky to make it through an hour. Scanxiety is real. #cansky

Time to turn another page in the Gregorian calendar. Greg seems right chuffed. @wokkax3.bsky.social

Saving Ryan's Privates

This is certainly disturbing, but I wish his unwell brain got as much attention as his unwell hands.

Rage Against the Photocopier

4 girlfriends? I guess this is why he didn't have time to practice his free throws.

Advertise your account with a GIF.

Name another song that mentions the word “Girl” 🎶

Appalling www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

After working in the garage with no A/C yesterday, I took a quick shower to cool off. After toweling off, I stepped into my cargo shorts that I'd dropped to the floor and was startled by a medium-sized lizard that jumped out of them. What are my legal options here?

Damn, even Eric was in on it. Who woulda thunk it?😂

I worry when I don't see activity from my #cansky friends for a few weeks. Please post more often, even if there is nothing new to report. Especially if there is nothing new, with cancer, no news is good news! 😀

If your “leader” enjoys showing off concentration camps -you’re in a fascist cult. “We’d like to see them in many states,” Trump said. “And at some point, they might morph into a system where you’re going to keep it for a long time.”

Wow. I never dreamed I'd receive political propaganda from the Social Security Administration. Is there a single Federal agency that we can still trust now that Trump has brought fascism to our once great nation? So discouraging.

What are YOU going to tell your kids and grandkids? That there was nothing you could have done? Or that you took action and tried to save your nation?

The American Academy of Pediatricians bluntly telling us the current CDC can't be trusted, and of course they are absolutely correct publications.aap.org/aapnews/news...

Apparently Jeff Bezos' wedding plans are not going according to plan.

I'll admit we got off to a rocky start, but I'm liking AOC more and more each day.

Okay then, I've had about enough of these ants raiding my kitchen every damn day. Time for the nuclear option. Does anybody know if anteaters can be domesticated?

The latest from the "pro-life" crowd.

We wanted healthcare. They sent us tanks.

This is awesome. Thank you L.A. Dodgers and thank you LAPD for doing the correct, legal and ethical thing in this instance. I hope they charged ICE the $35 parking fee, per vehicle, before turning them around!

ICE does not belong in the United States of America.

I'm going to send his kids the Medieval Torture Chamber LEGO set.