Sometimes you find the vintage Foot Locker pullover windbreaker, and sometimes the vintage Foot Locker pullover windbreaker finds you

New glasses came today and I feel like I could count the hairs on an ants nutsack from the moon

million dollar idea some sort of addition to nfl jerseys that trigger when a defensive lineman is held so 4 refs don’t have to watch 16+ hands at once but not million dollar because you’ll sell a bunch. million dollar because the nfl will pay you to go the fuck away

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Woke up to this face and the most rancid dog farts I have personally ever olfactored

It appears Cam Boozer may have been underrated somehow

“Excavator hydraulic pump full rebuild…can it be done by an amateur?” I have no clue, but I am damn sure about to sit here and watch the entire 1:17:53 to find out

Dunno if yall get the same ads I do on instagram, but one of em was this thing, and sometimes the internet works.

buy one get one chicken pitas and baklava, you get me

If this pic doesn’t get you going we can’t be friends

Depression and ADHD means you get home later than normal, immediately can smell your dog shit in her crate, spend an hour cleaning that up as well as the rest of the shit she was holding that is now on the floor, vacuum, mop, and at the end decide the laundry can be tomorrows problem

Took a long time but I finally found something I like with the 2nd best Broncos logo on it.

Took Lucy in a walk with just a collar instead of a hardness to see if she responded better as far as pulling and all. I think she did but I was too terrified of her seeing another dog and pulling out of the damn thing

ESPN making Manning the focus of their halftime recap only to follow that up by showing 3 touchdowns that had very little to do with Manning is hilarious

How to reach nirvana: no guard shave your head. Take a shower. Right after drying your newly shorn head, apply a decent bit of Tiger Balm.

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well alright Cooper Flagg

Cooper making highlights already for Dallas?

“You know I’ve always loved that John Smith fella” Brian Kelly at his BYU press conference

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Publix had one of the best candies of all time on BOGO

so if you go get an eye exam, and afterwards you ask for a print out of your prescription and they give you someone else’s, how bad a fuck up is that

Adult ADHD brain: “no it doesn’t. Shits late all the time. Oh wait it means as soon as possible. That’s the loophole. I bet someone like me said this same thing in a meeting” Child ADHD brain, still somewhere in there screaming: “NUH UH IT STANDS FOR PENIS”

Anyone tried this tropical Hopslam bells put out? Tryna gauge if it’s worth the smol drive to go get some

LETS NBA FACELIFT BAR #Grit #Grind #Grizz

when you buy a dope vintage broncos hat for 30 bucks but the eBay guy doesn’t use your new address that you specifically messaged him about so then you have to spend 30 bucks for a package intercept cause it’s worth it to not deal with your exwife

having to force yourself to eat is fun

always a good time when your kids tell you that they’d just rather you not call or come around because it makes them mad. I get it, and I certainly don’t blame them. But I don’t know if I’ll ever be the same

oh…my…god

IYKYK

This is already obsolete. Found a riolu

meet me in 10 minutes at wild zone 3 in lumiose city if you want an ass kicking

Why is it when the depresh is being a fuckin bitch the head feels like it weighs a millionty pounds

My weird fun chaotic mood today quickly turned to one demanding that I murder all of humanity real quick. I just wanna get home to my dog and the new pokemon

Ok so I said I’d be up all night playing pokemon but I’m old af and gave up at 1am so NO SPOILERS

WELP. catch yall on the flip side

Just found out (cause I saw em) that someone in my building has the most gorgeous blonde husky and I COULD DIE

On a work call Someone says the name Jeff I immediately open the chat and post the my name Jeff gif End of call, a pm says she doesn’t know why the gif is in the chat My boss says “it because I said Jeff’s name and John has add” I’ve never felt more seen in my life

Some one had A Night™️

help

WELL FUCK YOU BRAIN FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS SCENE I GUESS ILL FUCK OFF TO THE CORNER ALL NIGHT

This could be the oldest meme alive and I’ll never care. It’s the first I’ve seen it and I can’t stop giggling.

high af and can’t see from laughing cause I’ve been acting like I’m taking my socks off again and again and every time I throw them off the bed this damn dog goes and get them and brings them back up here to sleep with how may socks does she think we have

For the love of Christ, titans don’t fuck this hire up (they will). You have a generational talent at QB please do right by him (they won’t)

I’m 41. I’m an adult. I should not be crylaughing while watching this clip for almost the 40th time. I don’t give a shit. This is the funniest shit an A&M anyone has ever done. I don’t even need context.

Am I crazy or was Tony Romo actually good at this commenting thing when he started out? Cause sweet crimson hell is he awful at it now

Listen I see y’all’s Mike Bobo bit and I’m all for it but this is Al Golden’s job to lose and you know it