I cannot believe this white man next to me just compared a (probably frozen) pot pie to an empanada (made by Panamanians so closer to a Jamaican patty). Get me out of here!

I guess I I don’t do a good enough job of looking helpless

People who call rice and peas sweet piss me off. Idk why I care but I don’t like it

Someone tell Zohran that I know how to erase the nyc budget deficit in less than 3 years (force all ny'ers to register their dogs with their community boards + block associations etc, enforce high fines for able-bodied adults not picking up dog poop)

I’m seeing a lot of big actors in these commercials. Are marketing firms getting lazy or are these people broke…?

This game is absolute dog shit. No more Patriots I. The Super Bowl!!!

Excellent! Big up yourself Bad Bunny!

Dancers are going ham!

Damn, Daphne got married and just ghosted the Bridgerton family huh? And old girl married a Duke so she got enough money to travel back and forth…

The guy who plays Wonderman would’ve been a great replacement T’Challa. I wish they would’ve thought about that before putting him in Wonderman

If we didn’t already know, the first episode of the season would’ve made it clear that Kyle and Amanda’s relationship is over. Amanda hates him lol #summerhouse

Breathe. You don’t have to wake up and find a topic to argue or debate.

Why is this F1 movie 2 hours and 30 minutes long? No way all of this was necessary

I’m so sick of this cold

Apple not gone tell you but… season 3 is out

To be fair, I don’t think having a huge 40th birthday party for someone whose father killed himself on his 40th birthday is such a great idea

I’m just here bored. The boredom is making me want to eat up my snacks

UM get your shit together!!

Not Harper f*cking these men… lol #Industry

The Roofman was so boring… and annoying

DUI $10,000 Funeral $15,000 Uber / Lyft / Cab / Friends or family ride home $Way TF Less Staying yo ass in the house $0 Be safe tonight, make good choices, P L E A S E 🙏🏾‼️ #NewYears

I’m watching a Christmas movie where the mom character’s dad starts dating someone who went to hs with his daughter. And everyone is acting like she’s crazy for being upset… and it’s pissing me off

I need to do something nice for myself. I don’t known what that thing is…

A.I data supercenters used MORE water than all the bottled water companies combined but yet folks are asking ChatGPT/A.I what would Jesus look like. Black & Brown ppl are slowly dying becuz of this and Flint, Michigan STILL doesn’t have clean water🥹😳 STOP USING A.I!!!!!!!!!!

I ate so much that I’m uncomfortable

Commercial breaks in a movie are heinous! I can’t believe we let these streaming services get away with this

This show makes marriage and having children look..HORRIBLE! ‘Is having a boyfriend embarrassing?’ indeed.. #allherfault

I cooked today. I hate it here. It’s giving slavery….

Watching All Her Fault got me up passed my bedtime…

Cherry’s mom is lowkey trash… she gave that lady all the tea, when she knew she was trying to come for her daughter … #thegirlfriend

Bro, I’m never watching Amazon Prime again… the amount of commercials on this show is insane…

I hope my lil nigga Leo makes friends. I’m so heart broken looking at his sad face…. #BadInfluencer

I loved Tessa Thompson’s performance in Hedda

Kate is getting played…. #TheDiplomat

Nobody Wants This is so frustrating… I keep screaming ‘He’s a RABBI’ at the tv… whew this woman is annoying

That’s the show… everyone made it to the alter in Season 1

This Jinny bitch is ruining everybody’s life all because she wanted to be a pick me #thebuccaneers

I’m watching The Buccaneers and I’m wondering if I missed something. Why don’t Jinny and Guy just go to Mew York. Her father is a wealthy businessman, surely he can protect her. #thebuccaneers

People can’t just lose weight in peace. No… they gotta get online and tell you how they’re doing it and give out tips on what you should do… like, I’m not going to quote drinking Tyler… shut up… and leave us in peace

Mariah’s album gives 1998 or 2003 (not pejorative)

Everytime I watch the Ravens they lose… I’m sorry Lamar

I blame Harbaugh!!!

Ok, is the rapture like Christmas and Santa? Do I have to be asleep to get caught up or…?

The headline is misleading. 1. Republicans voted unanimously 2. Resolutions are not laws and are not binding 3. House resolution was more involved. Senate resolution basically said it was bad that he was killed. Most people would (publicly) agree to that www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Maybe some Black people could go and purchase the lands they are selling… that would be nice.

What’s a professional way to tell a gyal fi stop call call mi name?

Just saw Nic’s Sweetgreen campaign and…. I’m lowkey starting to feel bad for Taylor. No reason why that couldn’t have been his…. #loveislandusa

Have a good day y'all. Remember to stretch and don't let them people piss you off.

Let’s go Naomi!!! 🎾