Oh Derek. 🥹 #Shrinking

Big guy got my eyes sweating. #ThePitt

Ok Kenya shutting up the haters! #DragRace

A seasonal bowl at sweetgreen hates to see me coming.

The only thing I find interesting about Sophie is her background. That’s unfortunate. #Bridgerton

I accidentally tweeted.

Meg’s going to be on Broadway… that’s massive!

Is that Jessie Woo girl autistic?

Beyond sad to hear of Robert Jr.‘s passing. Mary must be absolutely devastated. My heart goes out to her. #RHOSLC

I know God loves me because as much as I don’t want to give that word any power, it hasn’t been directed at me since I was 8 years old. It was met swiftly with violence then, and it will be met with the same today.

Fuck the Tourette’s guy. Fuck his movie. Fuck BAFTA. Fuck the white people trying to defend the indefensible.

We should start treating racists like lepers.

Wait… #TheBurbs is funny af

Angie Martinez’s IRL Podcast should be nominated for a Golden Globe next year.

OMFG WTF 😳 #DragRace

I adore Kenya but she was unprepared for this season. Hope she can pull a Shangela for a future season. #DragRace

The white girls are pulling ahead 😭 #DragRace

When I’m elected POTUS, I’m banning crab stick and crab salad from all sushi restaurants!

Kyle is only defending Amanda because she agrees with her opinion of Dorit. If she didn’t, she would jump on the pile. #RHOBH

My comments may be harsher tonight because I’M FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING DECENT PEOPLE DYING BACK TO BACK WHILE THESE EVIL BALLSACK FACED EXCUSES FOR HUMAN BEINGS ARE STILL RUNNING RAMPANT AND FREE FROM PROSECUTION. Bring the flood and fires, for the love of God.

I wanted to give Eddie his 10s for saying he didn’t want to hear folks’ opinion on his divorce… but then he threw that unnecessary ageist jab at Dorit to assuage Amanda’s delusions. Simp asshole. #RHOBH

Man it all happened so fast. This sucks.

It’s pouring in LA right now… I may not be able to escape the nap that is chasing me

Every episode makes my eyes wet. WTF #Shrinking

This Pfizer commercial with Pacino’s “inches” speech from Any Given Sunday just gave me whiplash.

Yall my 18 yr old niece created a new insta account and I asked her what this new account was for… she said “it’s a spam so I can be cool”

Happy Mardi Gras! ⚜️🎭

Oh damn they set up Eric diabolically. #IndustryHBO

“Boo boo I am sorry.” is crazyyyyy

Tyra is a real live villain omg 😭🤣

I feel like a major actor has passed every weekend this year.

The Consigliere is gone. 😔

Why is Toccara skinny?! #RealityCheck #ANTM

Well shit…

Turned on speed skating just in time. Let’s go Erin! #MilanoCortina2026 #Olympics

Oh Baelor 🥺 #AKOTSK

Dunk’s getting his ass whooped #AKOTSK

Stacey minked them in the head with “men that embarrassed you both” 😭🤣 #RHOP

Ashley if you’re so irrationally afraid of 2 people on the show going to jail… then please, leave the show. #RHOP

This is intro with Wendy and Eddie is so cryptic. #RHOP

It’s kinda crazy how the benchmark of Michael Jackson level fame is people passing out.

Wemby playing like it’s the Finals.

I came outside. Party just revving up… I wanna be in bed lol

Let’s Geaux!!!!

Awww the girls love Vita. #DragRace

Isn’t it kinda crazy how rest and relaxation is marketed as a luxury when it’s physiologically necessary?

Bffr

The producers are playing in Amanda’s face with this music editing 😭🤣 #RHOBH

Does Meg get a coin for how much they’re mentioning Hot Girl Summer? #RHOBH

Mauricio is caping hard for PK. #RHOBH