"If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one."

What a lovely evening to spend stargazing.

@bellesavagery.bsky.social gifting her these and blows up immediately

"... /Only/? Color me surprised, you've been showing more restraints than I've expected. Are you certain you aren't simply lovesick?" Well, it doesn't matter. She just came over to drop a bag of various bottled pills. Yugamu can figure out by himself which one will help, she ain't his mother.

What... What are you even going on about??? [ Leave it to Darumi to manage to baffle Hiruko. ]

"Tsk tsk. This is what happens when you trade mouth fluids with everyone moving around." Yes, she's maintaining her moral high ground, even towards poor lil' sickly Yugamu.

Lay off the drugs.

Offering Takumi a haughty smile to his question, she avoids giving any real answer. Half the fun is figuring out if she'd be the type to carry chokers at all times. "Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to." She's conspicuously keeping her eyes on the other, curious over which +

“I'm well above fretting about those irrelevant worries. I'd even say--” Bold move, Darumi. Thank the stars Hiruko would rather commend her boldness than simply scowl her for taking this kissing opportunity. It even gets a fluster out of the femme fatale, how charming. “ *Ahem* Don’t think I +

Hiruko could have been proudly flaunting it until then, a proof of their gay off contest. She stopped caring about how others perceive her a long time ago. This isn't any different, she'd have felt no shame being caught with some of Darumi's smudged make-up. "I don't see where's the issue."

I have more experience than you ever will.

What makes you so certain of that? I didn't take you for a love guru.

// the scruff part inspired me im sorry--

"Where? On my fac--?" Before she could handle it herself, Darumi had already taken care of wiping it off. The shut-in's touch lingers on her smooth skin for a bit though, but she doesn't mind one bit. "That wasn't necessary, I could've washed it off." Her gaze darts away, frivolously sneering.

Would you rather stay ignorant?

"You've heard me right, glad you haven't skipped ear cleaning today." She pulls out a wide variety of bell collars, like a drug dealer from a shabby alleyway. She came prepared. "I feel generous, which one do you prefer? Your pick."

Couple goals or something

You're already standing in the corner too, perfect~!

Are you planning to die a virgin?

You forgot your dunce hat

She's glowing, dilated pupils starving for more, but someone has to show some restraint. "Aaand that's how it's done~. Good girl, Darumi." Hiruko pushes her glasses back in place and combs her hair between her fingers to smooth them with nonchalance, as if nothing had happened.

// eitaku: soft, lil' peck on the cheek, cute, adorable, Daruko: DEVOURING EACH OTHER'S FACE LIKE THEIR LAST MEAL WAS FOREVER AGO

Wild animals sense fear. If you hesitate, they will too.

One last vigorous and relentless craving, before she pulls back, relinquishing the hearthrobbing heat of their embrace. All good things must come to an end, everyone got plenty to feast their eyes upon. She's feeling euphoric. This thrill, ohhh the chills are simply divine~! It's to die for!

Hiruko is resolute in humbling the guys. Though, for a smooch that was meant to be a stunt, it became a passionate display real quick. Her thumb brushes some of Darumi's make-up off, lips parting to explore deeper. This is nice to lose herself in, indulging in their lust just for a bit longer.

"Look at them squandering, hah! What a bunch of amateurs!" Taking a step closer to @daroomy.bsky.social, Hiruko pulls her by the waist. "Let's show 'em how it's done~." She aggresively puts her hand under Darumi's chin and raises her head. Leaning down, silken lips meet with tender ones fiercely.

// sorry i died my friends dragged me to play mario party asdfghjkl

Not with that attitude. Show him who's the boss.

"I hope you're ready to lose." She's very competitive.

I doubt I have to warn you, but be on the lookout. I will require your assistance in the near future.

I didn't tell you who to kiss, I'm saying I will show you how it's done.

That... that is the most nothing answer I've ever heard. It doesn't count.

You won't get any answer if you don't answer first.

Act like it then. Be more assertive.

I'm the one asking the questions here.

Give yourself credit, Darumi. There's no one other than you I'd trust to provide an exemplary performance.

I'm not going to do the thinking for you. Why /wouldn't/ you kiss them?

Can't believe you are this thickheaded.

Clearly you lack the confidence to pull it off.

Hah! Bold of you to assume it hadn't crossed my mind. We will teach them a lesson, show 'em how it's done!

If the guys don't start kissing, I will have no choice but to put my foot down and show how it's done

What is Darumi even going on about? She's not a dispensable NPC, but ain't no way Hiruko can drill that in her head. Rather, she falls back to a dismissive approach. Pinching the bridge of her nose, she takes a deep breath to show her exasperation. "Darumi, spare me your rubbish, will you?"

She does have an awful lot of knowledge about others for an ice queen. Fuck around and find out, they say. Perhaps she was being too cocky and brought suspicion upon herself. She has to fix her slip-up. "Sorry to ruin your male fantasy, but I'm surprised you even need to ask." With her +