// Heeeeey guys 🧍‍♂️ Apologies for the radio silence, I was on vacation and there was lots to do and lots to see, so I didn't really check my phone. I'll probably need some time to settle back in but I will get back to writing soon! Hope you had a good time as well🥴 (or else..)

That's an oddly specific thing to ask out of left field...unless. "Please don't tell me you're keeping pet rats, Darumi." 💧

Old repost from Twitter #hundredline #hndr_fa #eitoaotsuki

@bellesavagery.bsky.social gifting her these and blows up immediately

// Just Eito successfully rizzing up Takumi with his winky face 😉

Getting pranked by Darumi, collared by Hiruko and drooled on by Yugamu in this chili's tonight.

Looks like she didn't skip her smartass classes either...not like he would ever say that out loud. Takumi watches, stupefied, when Hiruko pulls out way too many bell collars one person should have on them by sheer coincidence. "Do you carry these around all the time?" 💧 》

Lucky him. He just barely avoided the Hornygamu-begone spray. Takumi is uncharacteristically silent, though. No shrugging off his words, or complaints or cute reations for Yugamu to feast on. He just stares back quietly, trying to process that these are...Yugamu's genuine feelings? 》

Her explanation isn't very coherent, not like that's anything unusual to Takumi. A lot of the things she says tend to leave him perplexed but right now he has to wonder if that hit to the head only made her blabbering worse. 》

"It's.. ah.." Trailing off, clearly at a loss for words. How does he explain Hiruko baiting him into a gay off contest? Does Shion even know about human concepts like sexuality? Could Takumi explain that, if he asked? And that's what he usually does, ask a lot of questions. 》

Where the heck did she even get tho- right. Right. The gift-o-matic. Here's another case of 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘖𝘔. (The other was Yugamu happily dragging an Iron Maiden back to his room. For personal use, apparently. Whatever that means.) 》

"Me..?" And here's where Eito lost him. What's blowing kisses have to do with Takumi? "What for?"

is this anything #hndr_FA #hndr

// the scruff part inspired me im sorry--

// you guys were on some freak shit 3 days ago

"--???!! Me? Wear a collar??" That has him on alert, the shock very transparent on his face. He almost forgot. It's not just combat that brings out this intense side of her, kitties too!

"Is that your new secret weapon against the invaders?" 💧 Who knows. It might actually be enough to stun them for a few seconds.

Couple goals or something

💢 Grabbing the dunce hat and putting it on her. How he reached that high? Don't worry about it

"Did you see that Hiruko? Pretty good, huh?" Where's his cookie?

Having another one of his bold streaks, huh? Well not that Takumi minds. This way, he doesn't need to crane his neck in an awkward way, saves him the hassle. He knew what was coming. Should know. But it still makes him flinch slightly when Eito's lips connect with his cheek. 》

"You've got to be kidding me!" Raising the chained hand closs to his face to inspect the cuffs, her arm pulled right along. These aren't cheap, plastic ones either! They're the real deal! "We have to fix this, right now!" And there goes his beloved free time. 》

Why do I need to wear one??

He's making big discoveries today

// Thinking about Takumis obliviousness and that to me it's not only a 'he's slow on the uptake' kind of thing but also functions like a veil that blocks out stuff he doesn't want to face. He's shown to resort to escapism a lot when something overwhelms him.

He remains stiff and unmoving when Yugamu draws closer. Trying to hold his gaze but it flees elsewhere under the pressure. Even with his eyes stubbornly held downcast, he's keenly aware of each step taken. The pointed stare boring into him, not doubt an indicator 》

// IS SHE TALKING ABOUT TAKUMI?? HELP

She still got the keys right. They're not stuck like this. Right. @daroomy.bsky.social

He hesitates for a bit. All of this started because he let himself get fired up by Hiruko, maybe getting others involved isn't a good idea. But having to deal with her ridicule after a loss would be far worse. No time to doubt now. "I can do it, if that makes things easier."

// did hiruko just bait Takumi into gaying it out and then dip? 😭😭😭

That's---- a good question. How does this work, exactly? He saw Hiruko and Darumi kissing in the hallways, so...maybe they should also...? Scratching his cheek, flustered. "How about...a kiss on the cheek?" A kiss is a kiss. This should count.

@undyingflames.bsky.social There he is, Takumi was looking for him all over the campus. "Hey, we're playing a game, do you want to join?"

"Eito, quick! Be gay with me!" @humanitysreaper.bsky.social

Leave it to her to get all heated over a simple game. What happened to fun and whimsy? Not like he's setting with a loss that easily either. "There is such a thing as being too confident, you know. Try not to wear yourself out, Hiruko. It will make your loss more disappointing."

// sdu game night. Eitaku get stuck doing 7 minutes in heaven (eito was allowed to leave his cage for this?) after 2 min the corpse recovery drone comes to pick up takumis body.

"We're doing a contest? Sure! That sounds fun."

// it's so funny to me that the girls are like 'hey let's kiss' 'sure!' and then you look at the guys side which has yugamu and eito trapped in the struggle zone bc takumi is dense as hell

// daruko on the tl, let's fucking goooooooo

Did he walk into the yuri zone again? 💧

Somehow, his blank expression alerts Takumi more than any of his exaggerated cheshire grins. There is something intimate about allowing Takumi to see him without the eccentricity, to let him soak in the words he'd offered, nothing else. 》

Calling him a dummy after he went out of his way to help out...maybe he should let her smash her head in next time. Reaching up to soothe the throbbing spot near his temple, he looks a little flustered at his own misshap. More so when Darumi was there to witness it. 》

"I did. And I'm getting really mixed signals here." Is this one of those carrot and stick situations he's heard about? Takumi's looking a little torn about the selection she came up with, not all of them are well received (the truth hurts) but...this is far more than he expected. 》

// I really like it when I log on here and everyone decides it bully Takumi hour

"-???! WHY" It's Leader!! Please call him Leader! Even if it's a lie. At least make him feel like he's doing something meaningful around here and not just playing errand boy!

Saying these things straight to his face never goes well, Takumi sputters for a good few seconds. Needs some time to gather himself. There's so many reasons to point out why that's a bad idea, he doesn't even know where to start. Or rather, what would be reason enough to keep Yugamu at bay. 》

Servant

Let's play a game. What does the S in Sumino stand for?