If there was such thing as a benevolent omniscient god then I would have cat ears and a tail in real life, and yet it would appear as though I don't. Checkmate Christians

Hey girl do you have Shoot the Moon? Because you're a queen and I'd like to hold you in my hand

If Canberra was an open world action-adventure game these things would be the obligatory collectible that you have to find lying around in the world and get all of them to get an achievement

Meanwhile in KKKueensland

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Pointless realisation: Ligma jokes are just boneless knock knock jokes "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Ligma" "Ligma who?" "Ligma balls"

Video game difficulty discourse never mentions how evil hole 3 of Kolf on the Classic course is

Happy birthday to my lovely waifu Kyoka!

IATA be like "Welcome to the Gold Coast Airport. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way"

She inappropriate on my sinus until I tachycardia

Ah yes, the 4 boolean values

I GOT BALATRO COMPLETIONIST++!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just have Seltzer and Certificate to go for Balatro Completionist++ @_@

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Sometimes I look in the mirror and it feels weird, but it's like yeah, that probably is me, fair enough, it's just that I forgot what humans look like entirely, it's not a dysphoria thing.

Ganondorf's aerial Wizard Foot would probably feel so good to do in real life

There is of course a concept of crime, where you find out you've done something wrong, and police officers show up at your door and take you away. What if there was a new concept of reverse crimes, where police officers show up randomly at your door and give you money for being a good person

I wonder if there's ever been a gamer couple that broke up with each other but then one of them said "nah, run it back" and then they got back together

Aurora Australis is just a scam made by Big Simpsons to sell more Steamed Hams references

catfishing.net #505 - 5/10 🐟🐈🐟🐈🐈 🐟🐈🐟🐈🐟 Mwhahahahahaha

Adult Tiki ( ´ ᵕ ` ˶) #FireEmblem #FEHeroes #チキ #ファイアーエムブレム

Okay am I just cooked, or has the northwest ACT border disappeared on Google Maps lately? Am I supposed to believe that there's some kind of messy dispute with NSW that Google doesn't want to pick a side on, or something? Or is this just the most random issue of all time?

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

Goodbye, Eden I made it to the coach which was waiting 20 minutes early, after walking up a hill both ways for several hundreds of metres The number for the taxi service wasn't answering and all Uber options were saying unavailable, so I have to do things the hard way, oh well

This is both Umineko and Austin Powers

What if the Pokedex (in-universe) uses an LLM and so that's how it's able to instantaneously have an entry for Pokémon you just caught, but it's all bullshit

The Big Come Down by Nine Inch Nails is secretly about not owning a PS5 "There is a game I play"

Mr. Blobby is just British Chiitan

when your political homie has one too many drinks

If anyone out there who plays FoodGuessr reads this: What do you do about cocktail rounds? There's gotta be some strategy other than randomly choosing countries where alcohol isn't banned, but I got nothing

Her: I think it's time we see different people Me: what did I do wrong Her: you come up with the punchlines of joke tweets before coming up with the actual joke. They don't even make sense half the time Me: Her: Super Smash Bros Brawl render Billy Hatcher:

You never hear about the human body being made up of cells anymore. That's still the case, right? Like just checking, there hasn't been any discovery that we're made out of some other shit, right

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Tired: Pi Day is 14 March (boooo US date format) Wired: Pi Day is 22 July

Stuff I've been doing on the computer lately: github.com/Miss-Inputs/... github.com/Miss-Inputs/... All this for a game on the internet that requires you to travel in real life to score more, but for some reason planning stuff about it and getting stats etc can be quite addicting

There is a difference between the responsible world citizen thing of knowing the major political stuff of important allies, which we'd do but cannot ever expect Americans to do in return, and the basically involuntary way knowledge of z-tier American political actors is forced on us.

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They should make all homes with two balconies on either side so that if your neighbours on one side (or that side of the unit complex) are using power tools or otherwise being annoying you can go outside on the other balcony

They should make a Big Powerful some round animal but two of them Big Powerful hang on I'm sleep deprived so I had to google round animal Yeah nah it can't be something that's native to some other continent that sucks

They should make a Big Powerful Owl 2 and it's even bigger and it's in some other part of Canberra that isn't Belco

Saying you're sisfisting someone just doesn't quite sound the same at all

They should invent a thing that's like FOI requests but you send them to communities or other groups of people who have heard of you and they have to tell you your reputation in them or like what you're known for or why they've heard of you

vampire miku 🍷 #art

My new debit card arrived and holy fuck it looks like shit. This design is so shit, it looks like someone took a bite out of the side, why the fuck is it yellow like that? I'm not going to post it on the internet just in case, but in general it looks like this

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