Haaland goal and assist, Matheus Nunes and Ferdi Kadioglu clean sheets, with 3 token points from Bruno Fernandes and I'm STILL on a red arrow, albeit by a point.

Haaland goal and assist. Lovely.

Just looked at the current stats from the City game. Surely they'll score before long if they carry on like that?

Brighton and Bournemouth defence killing me again before the week has even properly begun. Need Haaland to go big tonight, please.

Still heavily resisting the urge to do Igor Thiago to Jean-Phillipe Mateta. I just know it will end it tears.

Still not changed from my bus team. Any changes?

Just seen the stuff about Alex Jimenez. Jesus Christ. Fucking idiot.

Solly March...

god forbid a French rat live out his dream of becoming a chef on a cruiseship

Spose I'd better actually look at FPL for this week. DGW36 bus team. 1 FT and £1.2m itb. Really, really fancy Thiago to Mateta for a punt but I know that will backfire massively. Probably should play Kadioglu, given it's Wolves (H) but who do I drop for him? TC this week, BB next. Thoughts?

Reform with a clean sweep in my local elections with an absolutely pathetic 38% turnout of voters. Can guarantee the 62% who didn't vote will want to be heard the loudest though.

Crystal Palace now have no European fixtures until the PL season is done. Surely that means no more mass rotation from Glasner?

Harry Kane scoring the winner against Arsenal in the Champions League final... 🤤🤤

60 all out. 2 point green arrow. Survived Semenyo and O'Reilly and DCL captain only loses out to Haaland by 1 point. Only 3 players blank. I'll take it.

Aaaand there's the Haaland goal.

Jesus, look at those stitches.

I own Matheus Nunes as a massive differential. Nico O'Reilly is a huge threat to my rank. Not sure if I want the City CS to stick or not...

Bad news for those hoping for a bit of bench jam.

Robbery here that he gets 2 bonus

How has João Pedro bagged 2 BPS off that goal. That's absolute madness.

Popped onto LiveFPL after Pedro scored. My rank has changed 4 times in less than a minute and only seems to keep dropping. Bizarre.

Jesus, what a fucking goal.

Commentator just said if this stays the same this will be Chelsea's 4th 3-0 defeat in 5 games. That's fucking madness.

João Pedro was definitely off. Perfect decision (and absolutely nothing to do with the fact he's a massive threat and I don't own him).

No way Morgan Gibbs-White plays Thursday now. What a bizarre decision by Vitor Pereira to bring him on in the first place.

One fucking job, Villa.

Yeahhh, Sunday not so good...

Get the fuck in, United!

Absolute fucking shambles in the United defence at the start of the second half. Jesus Christ.

Muñoz off at HT, Sarr on. Urgh.

Ismailia Sarr benched. Was always a risk going there but I don't regret it.

Pretty successful as FPL Saturday's go. Double digit haul from Saka in 45 minutes a particular highlight. Now to tomorrow and Bruno killing me.

Saka hooked at HT for an 11 pointer (BPS dependant). I'll take it.

BUKAYOOOO SAKAAAAAAA!

Cheers, Dominic. I'll take it.

That Leeds cleano wipeout was very much needed. Another DCL, please.

Yeah, already regretting the decision to captain DCL this week...

Saw the Michael Jackson film earlier. Very good film. Really enjoyed it.

Still haven't made a decision on whether I keep Rogers or not. Sod's law says that whatever I do will turn out to be the wrong decision but I either keep him on WC and get rid in 37 or transfer him out for Sarr and pray that Glasner doesn't rotate so much at the weekend.

This Morgan Rogers conundrum is annoying. He's looked very much off it in recent weeks and Villa too look poor, which makes me want to get rid. That said, they have 2 of the best fixtures on paper coming up and will want to make a point after the defeat last night. Do I cut my losses or not? 🤔

Burnley players first training session under caretaker Michael Jackson hailed a success.🤣 #LUFC

Maybe I'll rethink keeping Rogers for Spurs...

Current draft. Happy with 90% of this team tbh. Can't trust Palace minutes so there's on Muñoz in (so far). Thoughts?

Trying to decide who I can get in for my final defender spot on WC, with £4.9m in the bank and BB37 on the agenda. One player I'm looking at is Malo Gusto (because, apparently, I like pain) but not sure that's the wisest option. 🤔 Thoughts?

I mean, if we hadn’t spent over £100 million on Madueke and Gyokeres, this might be valid.

No going back now...

And my decision to keep TC on the basis City/Palace would go into 36 is justified. Lovely.

Put together a first draft for a WC35 team with doubles and BB37 in mind. Definitely not going to be what I end up on but there's a few good, differential punts in there to come away from the WC32/33 template I think.

Wildcard time! Early thoughts: - Despite saying I want rid, I'll probably end up keeping double Arsenal defence. May even triple up again or go for an attacker. - I think I might back against the ownership of Semenyo and go for Cherki alongside Haaland and Nunes. - I'll probably lose Thiago.

62 all out and a green arrow of nearly 100k. Got the captaincy right with the Bowen punt. Got to be happy with that. On to GW35 and WC... #FPL #FPLCommunity