I know that man has been practicing EVERY DAY

I want my body wrapped in arms and blankets

I don’t even live in New York and I’m so excited to see all those people saying they would move if Mamdani won pack their things. Don’t come to where I live though.

What a DAY!!!

Post shower towel time is incredibly important. Just sit or lay down in the towel. It’s therapeutic.

I want some music in a dimly lit room with a glass of Côtes Du Rhône and a pairing to the varietal and someone that will just sit with and make me good moody.

“Do not forget to breathe” sounds silly until your mind races. Every now and then, we need to regulate. Don’t forget to breathe.

I think I need some guided meditation/breathing exercises. Emphasis on guided

Because they don’t want anyone else to marry that lady.

Ok so catching up here. Cheating husband and a woman that’s about to have FUN outside. What else I miss?

I want to get spicy like a pumpkin latte

Howard University is truly a magical place

Deserved. Well deserved.

We finally stopped talking about $200 dates, but I fear the alternative may be much, much worse.

My blankets have been holding me hostage.

This is spot on and hilarious, but also ironic because this is English class and the the POV says “your”

My conspiracy theory is that I’m allergic to the outdoors. I left my house for three hours and I’m stuffy. Either that or it’s time to cycle in new/a different allergy medication.

Are coffee flights a thing? I think I would like to do a coffee flights/tasting experience, but because of the caffeine and coffee, I feel like it would be least wasteful and most feasible with at least a small group because I can’t imagine each serving being more than a couple to a few sips each.

Remember on the other app where Barack Obama followed everybody? Before I stopped using it, he unfollowed me. WTF DID I DO BARACK???

Don’t let them pop out when they grab something or make a fist

Diane gone????

They weren’t lying when they said the Birkin bag appreciates because I’m watching this episode of SATC and the Birkin at the time was $4000 with the “waitlist”.

I bought this green Nike cap and I have no idea why, but I feel strangely connected to it to the point where I just randomly wear it in the house. It’s very clearly an outside hat. An errands hat. An athleisure hat. But I’m in silk pajamas and wearing this fucking hat. I’m happy in my hat.

Mafalda is a very underrated pasta. It might be my favorite and I’m likely having some this weekend

I took a tub tonight and followed it with a rinse and scrub, sprayed and moisturized, then put on my silkiest pajamas and drank wine. Sometimes we need it.

Out of all the times available to piss me off, why do it first thing in the morning?

I’m “medium treat” or “big treat” deprived, but the way our jobs are so in flux, it’s not a great idea for me to indulge.

Just because someone or a system failed you, doesn’t mean YOU failed. You survived and/or thrived through something that should have been easier for you.

That was easily one of the most intense cliffhangers I’ve ever seen in my life. The split millisecond between “just enough time” and “time’s up”.

So I’m starting my holiday frenzy and am in the market for a black Elf on the shelf. Now, when they say dark skin, do they mean darker than white?? Because Mr. On The Shelf is a smooth light medium.

I am owed some things and I plan to collect.

I used to think that love can’t be unconditional until I read this just now. Im realizing that I wove tolerance in the threads of love when they need to work together, but still be separate. I needed this more than I would have expected 🫶🏾

I want to be friends with the guy that’s reading the other guy.

Good morning. Do today in your best way.

This was easily one of the most emotional weeks I’ve experienced in a very long time.

As much as I like being right, I ABHOR the aftermath of being right when I wanted to or agreed to be wrong. If I have an idea or plan and we end up going with someone else’s and that plan fails, I secretly SEETHE, especially if I’m hungry and/or tired.

The final monologue on S4 E3 of The Morning Show applied in so many ways in life that it gave me ACTUAL chills. Choices.

The intimacy of when the soft music was playing and Miles was slow dancing behind Celine, kissing and rocking side to side and whispers “what’s wrong?” ever so softly because he felt her tension while she was trying to enjoy it and be in the moment made something happen to me.

I like it!

u can’t even be depressed in peace bc u still got work tomorrow

“Hey Siri, this is Shirley”

The stairmaster DOES get easier over time, but it’s never fun. The thighs are making a comeback.

Some of them are currently in hell because they took it there…

I do not like the concept of “lunch and learn” sessions when the LUNCH part isn’t provided.

Mostly wholesome, but you knew what you were doing with that one in the middle lol

Breaking news: white woman discovers showering, spreads awareness

AMERICA: Release the Epstein files! TRUMP: What? AMERICA: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! TRUMP: Say it? AMERICA: 😠 TRUMP: Oh, the Earhart files!

Whenever I get tricked into seeing a bad movie by the well made trailer, I think of Vinnie Chase and Medellín.

I will never call that man doctor, but this is a great comparison.

Yall still doing that rapture today? What time does it start?