I want to work in 1950s advertising, Mad Men is exactly my kinda style.

GLASGOW CELTIC!

I today bought a genuine 1970's factory new unused jacket that is the EXACT same as Columbo's jacket, I can't wait to check all my pockets for papers, evidence and hard boiled eggs.

Realising that I get no enjoyment out of anything at all in life anymore, don't like modern video games, music, trends, don't want to be sociable, only ever en enjoyment I get is when my sports teams win and that's a toss of the coin. However I did just buy a 1976 vintage watch and THAT was good

I get why they call it the terrible twos... they should called it the fuck my shit up twos.

Another reason Baseball is the King of Sports. The Goose is Loose! #MLB

Columbo's dog is canonically 17 years old in this episode.

I don't get how any grown adult can enjoy watching wrestlemamania, nothing wrong with wrestling, but that company is the most over produced slop imaginable

Steph Curry needs to leave the loser Warriors if he ever wants another ring, it's a team that cannot match his talent, it's like putting Michael Jordan on the Pelicans

Awww bluesky is back, I was kinda hoping it would have just stayed dead after how much of a heel turn the people that run this place have made with idiotic AI stuff.

Blue Jays have lost home series to the Rockies and the Twins and swept away at the White Sox, has to be the worst start against the absolutely easiest opponents a World Series finalist team has ever had! #MLB

I might watch a film Something fun, a fav movie Back to the Future! #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre #Haiku #28

Skateboarding and punk rock go hand in hand, the spirit of both things is about expression and individuality

My name's Scott and I love the Toronto Blue Jays more than is healthy.

Conan O'Brien Gravity defying hair String dance lick finger #Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre #27

Conan O'Brien is still king of Late Nite, non political, fun goofy nonsense that mends the soul.

Have a Good Friday #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre

The level of distrust with @bsky.app is at an all time high, the way they are heading with AI and bullshit, they are doing the entire lifespan of Twitter in like 3 years. X - AI, spam and hate Meta social media - the same Just genuinely feel like the Internet is dying as a fun place to enjoy

An Easter Egg Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre

AI in the bin Haiku. #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre

April Fools Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre

A Columbo Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre

#Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre

I like the bee gees Maurice, Barry, Robin Gibb High voice disco men #Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre 20

Rest in peace Kit Kats Four hundred thousand stolen Police patrolling #Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre 19

Please listen, to leave You must take the left tunnel Yum yum monkey brains #IndianaJones #Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre 18

Indiana Jones Why did it have to be snakes Cause Nazi mistakes #Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre 17

Conan O'Brien Tall ginger full of funny I miss your late nite #Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre 16

I'm drinking ice tea It tastes Lemon and bubbly Twenty calory #Haiku ##HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre 15

Yakuza reformed The Way of the househusband Wholesome anime #Haiku ##HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre 14 #Gokushufudou

I like Phil Collins He was in Miami Vice Bald long hair same time #Haiku ##HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre 13

Karl Pilkington said Alien gives man a beard Head like an orange #Haiku ##HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre 12

Well, I love ice pops Even though it's cold outside Blue raspberry fun #Haiku ##HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre 11

Watching Daredevil Kingpin is a great villain The Kung fu blind man #Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre #10

Furuhata Ninzaburo 2x01 The Man Who Talks Too Much Courtroom episode Funny and thrilling murder Don't trust the lawyer #Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre #Japanese #Japan #Columbo #FuruhataNinzaburo #howcatchem

Jellyfish are weird Ninty eight percent water Stung my hand, caught ya #Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre #8

Tokyo swallows and the Toronto Blue Jays My baseball teams win #Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre #7

The clocks change tonight Back to the Future Marty One less hour in bed #Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre #5

Columbo is on Oh its the Johnny cash one I'd have let him go #Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre #4

Eating a bounty Chocolate and coconut I'm weak to lactose #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre #3 #Haiku

Feel homesick non stop Trapped abroad a decade long Miss shite food somehow #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre #2

Blue Jays win again Baseball season back again Pulled muscle, leg pain. Gonna only post in Haikus now about how my days going n that. #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre 1

Furuhata Ninzaburo 1x13 - Mathematician Murdered Twice The first feature length movie episode and it takes part in Australia and Furuhata speaks English, we see a naked Mathematician killed twice and Furuhata say "Waiter, water please" 9/10 #Japanese #Japan #Columbo #FuruhataNinzaburo #howcatchem

Baseball is back TODAY!!! It's been a long winter but we are back! This is the Toronto Blue Jays year!

A problem solved... is a problem... caused

"AI in your video game and fridge" can only mean one thing

Vladdy the fucking Baddy! Can't wait for the season to start Oh and fuck the dodgers

Tonight's is the last day in the 2 week long NBA Fantasy semi finals, I lead my opponent by 59 points but he has 2 extra players... although I have Jokic. Win and try defend my 2025 Gold, lose and go to the bronze medal game, big night!

I only know of Chuck Norris through Conan O'Brien.

I have recently become a believer in the overwhelming evidence Mrs Columbo does NOT exist.