We peaked at this moment as a civilization... now there's crypto and AI and everything's shit.

My toxic trait is being negative and focusing on the bad things and not believing in myself, easy to say but hard to fall out of, but I can do it and will.

Nobody beat the Undertaker more than Mankind and I take great hope from that.

Watching the first season of South Park again and laughing like fuck, it's just the best.

I just want to live on a desert island with nothing but unlimited drinks and an MLBtv subscription and let it kill me

Wanna watch the Blue Jays game but have no clue how to :(

Kasper Schmeichel is making me hate Denmark, it's that bad. #CelticFC

Oooh you bitch, you've done it again... I've only gone and made myself chili (with crackers on the side obv) and an ice tea and put Columbo on TV

I really miss Covid days, it was fucking amazing, I got to socially distance and be called a hero

The longer time goes on, the more and more obvious to more and more people it becomes that Ricky Gervais was hard fucking carried by Stephen Merchant.

Made some homemade chili today and baked 2 batches of cookies now reaping the rewards and watching Columbo Make Me A Perfect Murder with an ice tea, this is my idea of heaven.

I'm getting pretty hyped now for the season Blue Jays

back at it again on another fine thursday

Life is so stressful, I just want it to be boring and to have enough money to justify the MLB TV subscription...

What the fuck was my childhood

Playing WWF No Mercy for the first time in around 24 Years! #N64

What is Jaden Ivey doing? #NBA

Countries that care about the super bowl and countries that use Fahrenheit... full circle venn diagram.

Incase people didn't already know Giannis is a dumb fuck

Candidate For Crime might just be the best Columbo ever, EVER. Best gotcha. Definitely Top 3 with Swan Song and Troubled Waters

The Cavs are winning Lord Stanley's Basketball Cup, quote me on it

Everyone always asking who is better Green Day or Blink 182 Then I come along and slap my dick on the table and say Sum 41

Incase you need reminding WWE is the one that has HHH budding up with Trump and AEW is this:

Is James Harden the only NBA player whose name is also a pokemon move?

Gonna get back into Speedrunning, ideally find a game I can do sub 1 hour, I have great times for stuff like Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, Alba a wildlife adventure and I'm 6th in the world at Red Dead Redemption Undead Nightmare, I just think the hardest thing about speedrunning is finding a game to run

Congrats to Stephen Curry of the Warriors for moving into 19th on the all-time SCORING list!

ESPN Fantasy Baseball now LIVE in full. Gonna draft my H2H Points team later, cannot wait!

ESPN Fantasy Baseball is back and I can't wait to get obsessed with it all over again, need to find a league or wait until they open publics

I think every neutral hates the Yankees or Dodgers yet those are the 2 teams you'll have pushed on you the most by @mlb.com Just think how loved a game it could have been with Cal Raleigh on it dumping one

@sandwichpick.bsky.social I need some expert advice for a 2nd season fantasy baseball noob, are there certain positions I should target early on, like get pitchers before OF or grab a good 2B early as there aren't so many?

"We're gonna beat the f***ing Patriots. Redo." "Whoa, whoa, say that again without the F-bomb." "We're bout to f***ing redo this s***, we're about to beat the f***ing Patriots." "Alright, well, that's too bad."

I really CANNOT believe The FIFA Peace Prize winner went on to kidnap another President and wants to invade another country all within a month and a half of winning... Maybe time to shake up the board on who chooses the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize :(

it be out of touch thursday landlubbers

I haven't been home to my homeland in 15 years and its starting to really get to me, just finding the time and money to visit Scotland again is difficult right now but I miss it

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

I have decided my #NPB team will be the Hanshin Tigers.

With a lockout season likely, I'm gonna take the step to start supporting an #NPB team, now... Giants have to be my CL team because I'll visit Tokyo and love the Tokyo dome, but which should be my Pacific League team... I'm loving the logo of the Marines so probably them, although Carp are cute

Fuck the dodgers they ruin baseball, Tucker already had more money than he could spend in a lifetime and chose to settle on a 4 year deal anyway just to fet a little extra, fuck him too

today is that day

Maybe today is the day the Blue Jays announce Tucker

Red Sox felt the heat

Always good to decide to book plane tickets the morning of the holiday

Maybe one more refresh and the Blue Jays have signed Tucker...

I want 24/7 baseball news, a live running feed as I can't sit still wondering if the Blue Jays are gonna get Tucker or re-sign Bo

Last night, Steph Curry passed Michael Jordan for the most 30-PT games by a guard after turning 30. He now has the most: • 25-point games • 30-point games • 35-point games • 40-point games • 45-point games • 50-point games by any guard after turning 30 years old 🐐 (via RealSports) #NBA

How in the FUCK does @support.bsky.team still not just open the app where you left off so you dont have to constantly scroll things out of order. Something twitter had 2 decades ago. What are BlueSky devs doing with their days as there's been no progress on this app in over a year