I summitted Chimborazo, the mountain peak farthest from the center of the Earth!

You're all misinterpreting God's word, he didn't say that we should start a war against Iran he said pretty clearly we need to be bouncing on it yeehaw mechanical bull style

Stylized headshot commission done by @freybits.bsky.social!

Puppy Guard - Pot Shot

It takes my brain less than 10 watts to conjure up an image of the nicest rack imaginable while gen AI needs 10 gajillion watts to do the same thing while poisoning our water

I drove to where the road ends at the Peruvian Amazon, went to Iquitos, then took a 3-day slow boat where we all slept in hammocks, back up river to where I stashed the motorcycle. There were about 70 people on board, I was one of 3 foreigners.

Thirst trap a protogen, call that Machine Yearning

I'm the kind of guy that'll shlonk your shit silly style and not even apologize about it

More pics of off-roading through the Peruvian Andes!

"Quit jerking my chain" Motherfucker, you would be begging me to jerk on your chain at the first opportunity if you thought I might

I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid and don't like to think

"I'll save that for Future Me to do" Thanks a lot Past Me, you've fucked over BOTH of us now!

Merry Christmas y'all!! I hope Santa gives you all the presents you asked for and you make sloppy mistakes with your in-laws

Every con needs to hire a sacrificial martyr who keeps it extra weird to ward away corporate profiteering from the community. Bonus points that they make him wear a knockoff Rivalo suit from Temu

I got to fursuit one final time at @frolic.bsky.social last weekend before heading back to South America

Peruvian highlands, northwest of Cusco

Pups at karaoke singing Mr Brightside like: 🎶 cumming while in my cage and I've been doing just fine! 🎶

If I didn't know better I'd think a Turkish delight was a type of dessert instead of a sex act

Machu Picchu!

It'd be pretty funny to build a giant Rube Goldberg machine that takes up an entire room and 6 minutes to run, just to flip the switch of a milking machine bolted to a gamer desk at the end

*Plays the Fox character in Megabonk* "Eyy look at me, I look like I listen to Car Seat Headrest!"

*Epstein files release* The Onion: "Nation shocked by new reports that Epstein was in fact a pedophile!"

I bet it feels so fucking good to chew on wood if you're a beaver

When suit makers create a bodysuit, they should stitch together scraps from each fabric type used and give that to you so you can test it with how you're going to clean/dry your suit

I got to drive Death Road in Bolivia a few days ago!

German karaoke be like: 🎵 Zese boots ver made for valking, und zats chust vat zey'll do 🎵

The Uyuni Salt Flats! The largest salt flats in the world, I spent 3 days out on them with the bike

Southern Bolivia, around Laguna Colorada. The night we're consistently below freezing

The northwestern deserts of Argentina, and grilled llama meat. I'm still on the return heading north, going to enter southern Bolivia in a few days

Currently eating all the free samples of bluechew at Costco

I'm crankin it on Wall Street, call me Jerkshire Hathaway

You think Sisyphus ever took a gooning break while pushing that damn boulder up the mountain?

Torres del Paine, Chile ⛰️⛰️⛰️

2 months ago I successfully rode my motorcycle all the way to Ushuaia, bottom of South America!! 🍾🍾 I'm currently riding north again to the northernmost point of South America, in Colombia

What do you mean it's childish to try using beyblades to decide child custody in court??

Tonight I'm pouring cinnamon and methanol into my sleep apnea machine and becoming a guild navigator from Dune

Go go gadget, sicko mode!

Osorno region, Chile. This country is AMAZING! I really think a lot of people sleep on Chile

Kinda late post but.. I REACHED THE PANAMA CANAL AND SUCCESSFULLY CROSSED ALL OF CENTRAL AMERICA ON MY MOTORCYCLE!!! It took me 5 months. I'm extending the ride to be 12-13 months and shipped the bike to Santiago Chile to reach bottom of Patagonia before winter, then ride back north to Colombia

Cheese, I mean WOW, right?? I hope whoever invented it got their dick sucked all the time

What do you MEAN liking every single photo on someone's Barq makes me look "down bad"??

Wow, can you believe it's already that time of year again? Remember folks, those hogs ain't gonna crank themselves!!

Why does the world need Balatro if we already have Monopoly GO?

I've squeezed blood from stones. I've boiled oceans down to a single cup. I've found every needle in every haystack already. I'm in the guy the ghostbusters call!!

Made it through Nicaragua and Costa Rica!

My life goal is to get road head while SHE'S driving

Every nude I see here I look at the likes counter as if checking what Anubis has weighed your cocks and pussies worth to be

My fursuit head talks to me like the Green Goblin mask from behind my slightly ajar closet door, telling me to wear it to work

She bouncing on it with the urgency of a Japanese game show player about to win it all

We take it for granted today but a single modern furry convention has more ambulance appearances than a 1990s furry would get to experience in an entire decade