When u are awoken by the razor falling in the shower and then hit by the Mack truck of hot flashes and then look at the clock and realize it’s only midnight. So u get on SM and see ur sisters in ‘pause on there and realize you’re part of the menopausal witching hour that is no sleep till Brooklyn.

None shall pass!

Couldn't be more proud to be an Eagles fan today. My rom-com, Season Tickets, inspired by Eagles fans and my fav WIP radio hosts, has me feeling all the love vibes. Very fitting that the Super Bowl Celebration Parade is happening on Valentine's Day. We are the city of brotherly love. #FlyEaglesFly

I'm about to hit 80k and am writing my final chapter. My eye is twitching from all the drafting I've been doing trying not to think about being on sub.

Current Eagles mood as we move into the playoffs: #FlyEaglesFly #Eagles #Football #NFL

Beyond excited to announce that my football rom-com, SEASON TICKETS, has found a home with the amazing @elisahouot.bsky.social at The Seymour Agency! Also she's such a BOSS! I feel so lucky. I can't wait to see all the amazing books we put out into the world! #romancelandia #TeamElisa

As a pantser, there's nothing more daunting than creating an outline for a book. I've now created four book outlines for my newest contemporary romance series. It was difficult. I plan to pants the shit out of those spicy scenes. #romancelandia #authors

Here's the thing: I have yet to see the @Eagles play their best football this season. They're 9-1. 9 AND 1. I can only imagine what game days will be like when we do play our best football. #FlyEaglesFly #bestteamintheNFL

If this #Phillies romance continues, it's game over. World Series won. LOVE THIS TEAM. GO PHILS!!!!

Cinnamon Roll Romance: romance with equal parts sweet and spice. Yum! #author #romancelandia

With all this Kelce-Swift real life #RomCom drama, I can't help but feel giddy about my NFL football rom-com manuscript. #amquerying #romancelandia #author

And so the spooky season begins... #author #romancelandia

I'm feeling sassy today. Might be time to write some of my minor league baseball rom-com. She's the mascot and he's a player. Wonder if the chemistry is both on and off the field... 😆 #author #romancelandia

Legit convo with Google this morning: Me: Hey Google, please turn off the alarm in the bathroom upstairs. Google: I am not able to turn off alarms on other devices. Me: Hey Google, you did it yesterday. (she did) Google: I like to change things up. Me: Great. Now everyone is sassing.

Okay, I haven't read a historical romance for a while. Up next? A signed copy of The Duke Heist by Erica Ridley. I saw Erica at the Tucson Festival of Books last year and she was lovely and insightful on her romance panel. Can't wait to read! #authors #romancelandia

RISE OF THE TRACKERS, a new cooperative board game based on my sci-fi Fireflies Trilogy, was chosen as a #projectwelove on @kickstarter.com You can check it out now! kck.st/3suw8CK

Just finishing up The Wall of Winnipeg and Me by Mariana Zapata. Adorbs. #romancelandia #authors

Just finished LOVE, THEORETICALLY by Ali Hazelwood. As a college professor, I related WAY TOO MUCH to this novel. Send help! Also, pick it up. Ali's writing is fire. #authors #romancelandia

And so begins my quirky new adult sports rom-com. @jenichappelle.bsky.social told me to make an outline. This is kinda that. Not really. #author #amwriting

It feels like it's all about romantasy right now. Which, btw, there's nothing wrong with that. But what about rom-fi? No love? #authors

Cats are the best. But also, so are dogs. 🤣

Writing, creating an awesome board game based on my YA trilogy, momming, prepping to teach classes this fall, and rescuing cats is A LOT. But I love what I do. My dog, Zoe, gets me. #Authors, what do you do to decompress?

No apologies

A man in a black jeep with tinted windows just approached me in my neighborhood. Said he was helping a bail bondsman. Had I seen the people on his phone? Huh, so those Stephanie Plum types exist. #author thoughts

This is Molly’s way of saying- “It's Over, Anakin, I Have the High Ground!” #cats

Exciting News! I’m thrilled to announce the launch of a new board game based on my Fireflies Trilogy on Kickstarter! Kickstarter Launch: September 1, 2023 : https://buff.ly/3DqONlf #HostTrackers #BoardGame #Kickstarter #authors

Throwback Monday! Love that kelly green!

Can someone tell a girl that her hair is crazy before sushi comes? Seriously!

Hey, #authors-What are 3 interesting facts/beliefs that u draw on/plan to use in your writing? I’ll go: 1. I believe in aliens. 2. I believe in soulmates. 3. I’ve had cholera. Your turn!

Three of my favorite things: fall, dogs, and football. Refilling the writers well! #authors

Two cats are better than one!

Hey writers/#authors, Is your favorite manuscript/book always your newest? I feel like I'm always saying that.

Oh, my. Love my fancy new handle. #author website for the win! Thanks for the tip, @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com

Awkward: Me cooking dinner while my 18yo daughter & boyfriend watch Ep1 of new season of Too Hot to Handle 5. More awkward: Me trying not to spoil anything because @markkoberlein.com & I are already caught up.

Been revising like crazy the past few days. I'm a burst writer and editor which means I'm very intense for short periods. Sometimes days, weeks or a month. Then I put together a puzzle to decompress & refill the writing well. What kind of writer are you? #author

Was thinking about plotting vs. pantsing in writing this morning. I'm a pantser (I start with an idea only) and plotting seems so foreign to me. But then I go and plot the REST OF MY LIFE, down to every hour. #author thoughts

What writerly things does today hold, #authors? I'm looking at events for the fall.

You’re here, @jenichappelle.bsky.social !!!! Everyone, Jeni’s here!!! #author

Surprised at how much seasons impact my writing. Like right now all I want to do is write a baseball rom-com. Hmm... #author

Can't get enough of these Phillies! What a comeback by Pache!

Waiting for my #author buddy, Michael Pogach, to show up in the Bluesky.

Hey everyone I did a cartoon for the Guardian about why Bluesky is my favourite microblogging site. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/jul/07/twitter-is-burning-bluesky-is-smug-where-is-the-best-place-to-do-your-pathetic-doomscrolling

Me: patiently waiting for an invite code for my editor. She's always got great things to say and cut. #author

The vibe on Threads vs the vibe on BlueSky

Just a thought... shouldn't posts on Bluesky be called clouds? I mean the alternative, skeet, sounds derivative of that other place and um, a bit icky.

Wore my Phillies T to the gym. A Mets fan gave me the stink eye. Move along, sir.

Gotta be honest. While you haven't posted yet, I'm glad you exist here.

Author thoughts: I often solve plot problems in my manuscripts at the gym. I know, I'm a monster. For the gym thing.