speed limit

You ever Bob-omb your bathroom so hard you feel the need to enter a Water Level afterwards?

NICE OF THE PRINCESS TO INVITE US OVER FOR A PICNIC, EH LUIGI?

It fires in spurts

Wow that Mario Galaxy movie trailer was interesting! So many different aspects of the 3D Mario's put into one movie, pretty cool!

Was it ever explained where Power Stars in Mario come from. Like do they come from the sky? People's souls? Just spawn naturally around the environment?

I think it'd fun for an April Fool's Day to make an Identifying Luck on a Mario Party that doesn't exist, like I come up with my own boards and minigames, could be neat

that homie that eats on call

@zoomzike.bsky.social and I are HUGE Mario Party fans... but we may have different opinions on which games are the BEST in the series... Let's see if we can work together to rank all the main Mario Party games! Watch it Here! - youtu.be/UpD8XSY7r24

I was always curious about The Old Psychic Lady with the Evil Eye Who Reads Fortunes and Knows Everything Before It Happens, thank you The Fan Wiki Website that Particularly Posts About Mario-Adjacent Topics With Objectivity and All-Consuming Quality

When you're at a buffet are you sampling as many different foods as you can or just going all in on a select few? If you say you're in the middle then you're fired

What are the odds I make a post about Bowser's shell in Bowser's Inside Story and then this comes up lol

I feel like it was a missed opportunity in Bowser's Inside Story to not have players travel inside Bowser's shell; like that would've been such a cool environment

Why do we still call W that?

Maybe it's because a one sentence post can thrive without a period However, if I were to remove the period in a post like this one, now all of a sudden it looks wrong How do we solve this conundrum?

I hate using periods in one sentence posts, but if it goes over one sentence then suddenly I feel inclined to use a period

If the Moon is said to be like a ball of cheese, then the Sun is a meatball, the Earth is the seasoning, and the gravitational pulls are all the noodles. A dish I cannot taste, unfortunately.

Running is tiring, can I ride a Yoshi instead please

Time Traveler: (kicks rock) The Timeline:

Who's the one person that saved this post, I know what you are

If you're ever feeling down about your life then it's probably because it's being controlled by a giant floating L in a special cutscene dimension

I wish I was a train sometimes.

I'm having trouble writing the next script, I'm not sure I can top this

BOO! SPREAD THIS BOO AROUND TO TOTALLY BOO YOUR FOLLOWERS.

If I'm falling out of an airplane while riding a Yoshi and I jump off of it a few feet before hitting the ground, will I live? I've drawn a diagram to depict this scenario.

Do Wario and Waluigi never question why their names and outfits are so similar to Mario and Luigi's? If there was a dude before me named ZikeZoom and I just so happened to dress just like him then I'd be freaking out dude

Mario Party 9 wasn't well received and I ended up finding a lot of joy out of it so I wonder if I'm gonna end up liking the rest of the Mario Party games that aren't well liked too haha

EVERYONE IT'S TIME FOR MARIO PARTY 9 www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kc5...

Allright, here it is. Also, YOU DIDN'T SAY "MARIO PARTY" FOR NR. 4!!!!

@zoomzike.bsky.social All Identifying Luck thumbnails layered on top of each other Imagine playing all of them at once

I just mama'd my mia

Playing Mario Party 9 right now and I noticed in the background that Jupiter has Saturn's rings. How did THAT happen?

This in-store display for a 2019 line of official Mario clothing is possibly the most inaccurate Super Mario Bros. artwork ever used in an official capacity. Nearly every element of the image is either wrongly sized, misaligned, or placed in a nonsensical manner.

This image goes hard, just look at these guys

Try THIS if you're depressed! (works 100% of the time)

If I was in charge of how our clocks worked, I'd have it so a new day begins whenever the sun rises. That just feeeeeeeels more right.

Just completed a 2 hour recording sesh with @zoomzike.bsky.social… I don’t think y’all are PREPARED for what I’m cookin’ up 😎

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WE'RE LIVE BACK AT DK'S STONE STATUE youtube.com/live/bS6apAh...

Dude I'm getting a resurgence of retweets and likes for this fuzzy sheep, do people love it that much??

In Mario Kart World, an MKTV helicopter tracks the racer in first place on routes between tracks. Despite appearing to only be a decorative element to provide the feeling of a real rally, it actually has collision and can block projectiles aimed at first place.

In Super Mario Bros., the first vertical lift platform in World 6-3 does not have a fixed range like it may seem at first. Instead, it slowly keeps increasing its range, so that keeping Mario on the platform will eventually result in his death.

You got the character figure Boo!

CRAZY STONKS

Tell Peach she looks pretty

LIVE WITH THE FINAL BOARD LEZGO youtube.com/live/su-3i6t...

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