Not sure why I can't stop listening to The Candyskins this evening.

I guess I'm rooting for the Spurs in the Final.

Inspired by her generosity, President Trump has decided to sell his ticket to the highest bidder, and then trick them so they get a general admission ticket, and he holds onto his VIP ticket.

RIP to the woman who made "Star Wars" comprehensible and memorable.

Hell yeah, beavers!

Beginning to think I was optimistic in my negative opinion of a couple of months ago. I thought the real oil shock would have hit by now. It hasn't!

I aspire to be the Salieri to the Mozart of shadow-puppets. "The images he conjures! His fingers, effortless, dancing from elephants (with crude but accurate anatomy) to owls to mythic creatures dreamt by the ancients. He's a genius. I can only gawp in awe and fumble crudely with my, my...bunnies."

We should at least work out a deal where Christopher Nolan is there with a dozen cameras to get the most out of these big ass explosions.

Time for everyone's favorite game - is Ron Johnson dumb or just kinda evil?

When you think a show can't get much better, and then it has a role for Hamish Linklater being a weird dude? Always a nice treat!

I should not be in a position, while watching the NBA, to end up thinking, "Enough of these fucking nuns already."

I consider this a success.

Never thought I'd admire a seagull, but here we are.

Way to stick it to The Man! Get it? "Stick it? Stick it?" I'll leave.

Some Wisconsin-ass news right here.

"Ah, Freshcorn? Of the Des Moines Fleshcorns, I presume?"

Frodo:

www.maptap.gg May 17 94👑 99🎯 95🏅 92👑 91👑 Final score: 932

One thing about living in a neighborhood with a cluster of small liberal arts colleges is that you occasionally get a young woman running down the street scream-singing "O Canada" at 1 am.

This list, frankly, sucks.

This is a good person.

This level of anger based on a trailer and rumored castings is objectively hilarious. A couple of things on the "ahistoric" aspects that the white wing chuds are complaining about. 1/

“I’m just so goddamn fed up with all this,” Gina Small, 29, said in a comment on the U.S. economy that one of her friends assumed was about the world’s ongoing humanitarian crises, another friend thought was about the weaponization of America’s military against its own people.

I thought we had an understanding that the Boozer Twins State Farms ads were just for March Madness. And yet, they are still on my TV. I THOUGHT WE HAD A DEAL.

Watching Wemby is a little like (for me) watching Simone Biles. I'm watching - my eyeballs are seeing what he is doing, but my brain can't always quite process what I'm seeing.

A goddamn end of an era.

Interesting to see where this goes, across the country.

ah. Nice to revisit a classic.

Excellent work from Minnesota here:

Ah, yes, exactly what the FBI is meant to be doing - relitigating settled election results from a half-decade ago to appease President Puddin'head.

Insane stat, considering the library - "One recent estimate suggests [that "Bluey"] the Australian series accounts for 29% of all Disney+ watch time." www.statsignificant.com/p/streamings...

RIP to Clarence Carter, one of the gleefully filthy R&B greats.

Jesus fucking Christ.

I like that Prevagan has a commercial with a testimonial from a guy who just casually mentions, "I've been working with tigers for over 30 years." Way to nail that "everyman" demographic!

A movie combining WWII and Weather Prediction? That's gonna clean up with Midwestern Dads.

Oh, God, I hope it wasn't a Teardrop Award!

Everyone wants to be a DJ Everyone wants to be a Giant Portia Spider.

"You've gotten soft. You're like one of those police dogs who's released into the wild and gets eaten by a deer or something."

Backlash? WHY???

Well, isn't this fun for one of Wisconsin's native sons?

Brewers fans tested the carry-in spaghetti 🍝 and we want them to push the boundaries of the allowed gallon sized Ziploc bag.

We really need to look into the possibility of untreated syphillis.

just incredible trolling. amazing shit.

We probably should not arm children until, say, Kindergarten.

Top 15 shows ever, gut instinct only: Cheers NewsRadio The Simpsons Adventure Time Community The Good Place Arrested Development Taskmaster The X-Files Battlestar Galatica Severance The Wire Fargo Mindhunter Alone

We've got ourselves an "unlikely*" barred owl in St. Paul. *as described by the bird app that identified it.