NO SHIT.

Not to be angry about this, but Geert Wilders simply doesn't understand that a person in America, a nation that prides itself on religious freedom, can swear on any holy book they choose. Or no holy book at all! That's what AMERICA IS ALL ABOUT. But Geert is a dumb shit, so he wouldn't know that.

As we rock into 2026.

Midnight? A New Day? Time to do some of the daily puzzles out there.

Me to 2025.

What's wrong with you? Would you rather live as a minion to the forces that be, rather than die a Viking ON THE PRIME RIB TRAIL? www.wisn.com/article/wisc...

I was in line at my local liquor store behind the rhythm section of The Black Crowes, who were in the Twin Cities to hang out with Gary Louris of the The Jayhawks. The following day, I delivered pizza to them.

As a teenager, in a bowling alley bathroom, at a urinal, and another man walked in and used a urinal down the row from me. He accidentally let go of a very gentle fart (you know, the kind that go "pfffff"), and I started giggling. I think we were both embarrassed by our actions.

"Blown off your moorings" would be a great way to tell a friend that they are acting weird. bsky.app/profile/theb...

Someone should make a movie where Holt McCallany and Shea Whigham are brothers who, I don't know, rob banks or something. Get the Safdie Brothers on it.

"Sorry, I been drunk. Merry Christmas" is a hell of a way to open an apology note.

I'm not saying we are running out of iconic beautiful women, but I'm also not not saying that.

When I do it, it is a "sexy panic attack."

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

Future historians are gonna be very confused by the fact that the President of the United States lost his mind in real time in front of the entire goddamn world, and a solid 30% of the US population was like, "Fuck yeah!"

fuck yes.

Bringing back privateers is a fucking bananas idea.

Jim Beam shutting down bourbon production at Kentucky distillery amid Trump’s tariffs

Epstein files got more black boxes than a hacky comedian's perfect airplane.

In a just world, a lot of the people working for or on behalf of ICE will be going to jail.

Oh, Menard's.

I think Ron Johnson is getting dumber in real time. Quite fascinating to watch, honestly.

OK, that's quite enough.

eyes on this one.

It should be noted (beyond stating that the GOP holds 6 of 8 seats in a state that is basically 50/50, as the article does) that Wisconsin has been pretty radically gerrymandered for over a decade in favor of the GOP.

Don’t look away. sahanjournal.com/immigration/...

We'll see how this goes, but one hell of a concept. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG1f...

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

Am I crazy, or is he giving off "Chuck Todd, if he were cool" vibes?

Whether this beaver teleported or time-traveled (the only two options), this is obviously very disturbing news.

In Bloomington and Minneapolis, a woman successfully deterred and humbled the ICE goons who were actively attempting to apprehend and detain one of her customers on illegally owned private grounds.

TEE DOG

Gee, I wonder where she got the idea that this was socially acceptable?

Not one of you assholes told me about Cleo Reed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFng...

What’s your “how can one album have so many bangers” album. (most recent album that for me fits this bill. I could name dozens of older albums, and actively fighting the urge to do so.)

Fuck yeah, Detroit.

A holiday movie set and filmed in Door County, produced in partnership with the Dairy Farmers of Wiscosnin. What more do you need?

One of the finest versions of "Ron Johnson - Dumb or Evil? Game out there.

Wisconsin's own Kohler and their Poop Cam in some controversy? techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...

Could I be MORE of a Commodore?

As an Upper Midwesterner, I occasionally purchase new slippers that are good for inside/outside use. Which means that the previous interation of slippers are about to get absolutely abused. "Hey, old slippers, you've never been in snow before. Get ready to live in that shit." And I feel bad.

At some point, we have to address the number of sexy scientists that TV programs have found. There are simply too many sexy scientists, and yet not enough to go around, if you get my meaning.

Climate Change fucking up human civilizations? Sounds like the Indus Valley of 3000 BCE WENT WOKE.

Upper Midwest Dad coded.

I think it is worth noting that even Americans who harbor racist views (and there are a lot of them!) don't like it stated this explicitly. They'd prefer coded language, like Reagan's "welfare queens" and such. This is not going to go over well.

I'm a little surprised we're not talking about the Fart Walk study more. www.outsideonline.com/health/welln...

Truly one of the best beautiful songs ever recorded. youtu.be/EznGGYQ-Tv8?...

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen ZZ Top/Black Crowes Social Distortion/Sonic Youth/Neil Young Neko Case Vic Chesnutt Morphine

Did not realize how much I missed TJ Shannon on the floor for the Wolves.

BBC, I'm here to make you money: Helen Mirren as a Miss Marple WHO FUCKS. You're welcome.