Absolutely love to score 17 points against the team that lost to the Saints five days ago

Big Dom introduced some Italian buddies to AJ Dillon this week

Is it still “bully ball” when the other team swirlies you with a rookie QB and a basic-ass zone defense

Brian Daboll with insane amounts of “please, I need this” to the sideline doctor

That Daboll camera stare felt personal

Tyrone “Anytime Jump Cut” Tracy

The official title is Consigliere

Skattebo has that frightening “Hurt Locker Jeremy Renner” vibe

It’s a bad sign for the excitement of a play when the announcer can only muster “Uh huh. Touchdown.”

Is it just me or does it feel like the Eagles just piss away a down every series

I started AJ Brown and my opponent has WanDale, and we both knew what was about to go down

What this nation needs is a four-score Eagles deficit. We must heal

Watching Dallas Goedert “run” feels like shit

Our wet president telling everyone he’s uncut and it’s fine, it’s not gross, it’s fine

Kyle doesn’t dream of titles. He dreams of showing you his offense can work with as many replacement-level players as possible

Jim Lee is cool. Be like Jim Lee.

when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34

Michael Jordan, it’s time to come home

Can’t explain how unnerving it was to watch a grown man drink an orange soda at 8:30 a.m.

I recommend adding kick return yards to scoring in your league. The new kickoff rules give teams just one more way to field a competitive lineup, which is usually a good thing

I think the Browns have a better OL than the Bengals. Joe Flacco still couldn’t hold off Dillon Gabriel playing behind it. Are we really this excited or do we just like trades

The Triumph of Death (flipped), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1562

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The only way to do it is also the funniest way

Wait the Jags have had Nick Mullens this whole time!?

You’ve seen enough, Chiefs. Go get DJ Moore

Three Travs in primetime. We are legion

For the first time in 20 years, a break did not go the Chiefs’ way

Duvaaaaaalll

Trevor Lawrence is here to take points from your Jags skill players and then immediately ruin it for the real-life team too

These Jags unis whip ass

Connor McDavid could’ve been somebody. He could’ve been a San Jose Shark

The Bills should, uh, tackle

TreVeyon Henderson has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

The best part is that this was arguably not even the dumbest play of that game

Drinks on me baybeeee

Those Bills uniforms giving off overwhelming FCS vibes

Either the Cardinals are poorly coached or the mafia has infiltrated Glendale. Frankly, both are off-putting

Scott Hanson is screaming and throwing up over the Demercado fumble to the point that I’m wondering if he’s a Cards fan

I have no horse in the race but the Titans need to fire this whole coaching staff at halftime

Kyler Murray just did the funniest grounding you’ll ever see

With an increased focus on AJ Brown, the Eagles were able to almost get him as many fantasy points as Troy Franklin

Zavier Scott the instant he gets a chance to showcase as the week’s top FAAB bid

Dillon Gabriel has that Immaculate Grid college career

Why don’t I see the prop bet for “Myles Garrett throwing Carson Wentz like a javelin into the seats” anywhere in the sports book

“Dillon Gabriel” is such a left-handed name

They should’ve just let that Judkins TD stand. This game needs juice

Uhhh…Jalen Nailor playing over Jordan Addison?