The most depressing thing about our current situation re: a KGB asset, massaged (literally) for FORTY years has no principled reasons for destroying the US other than personal greed. If there was at least an ideology… If only he’d failed at 🤷‍♂️ painting other than failing at everything. EMBARRASSING

What species fish is this? Wrong answers only.

Just phenomenal. Tears looking at those candles.

The world would be in a better place right now if the veterans, draft dodgers, and war profiteers of WWII had just settled for blowjobs.

idk might be a hot take but I think we should stop trying to murder everyone in Cuba and we shouldn’t invade Cuba

Did the Fine Young Cannibals come up with their name after a first communion service?

Gay rights= national security. Imagine this mess if Lady G weren’t in the closet.

A young, elected, Black man calling a white state trooper “BOY” is the timeline cleanse we all need.

According to sources close to the Vice President, JD Vance is considering coming out as a pedophile to be more acceptable to Trump supporters.

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It came to me. Like an inspired something. GenX shouldn’t get the keys to the car, and the boomers shouldn’t have either. The disconnect between generations is the lead. Don’t put us in power. We’ll be as ick as they were, just not racist assholes. Millennials, Z, Alpha- please fix it.

The boy who cried assassination attempt

John Philip Snooza at this WHCD

Jesus fuck can we please be done with “decimate”? So sick of it.

Also, if yall want to know what I mean when I say (**) It’s a full diaper with two impeachments.

WEEKS without any engagement, BS goes down intermittently, and I start responding at dinner time? Blowing up. What a weird algo, guyz.

The thing that the US admin doesn’t understand AT ALL is our military might is only a product of careful logistics. We used to brag about fresh ice cream during the Solomons campaign. Now we’re feeding them Soviet rations? At least the russkies colored their gypsum borscht w rust flakes.

BREAKING: Democratic Representative Yassamin Ansari, an Iranian American, has filed 6 articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth for war crimes: The 6 Articles are: 1. Unauthorized war against Iran and reckless endangerment of United States servicemembers 1/3

Has ZBiotics reached out to Hungarian podcasts yet? Wasted opportunity if not.

Yall know deep in your hearts that Putin is having multiple hands-free orgasms every time the pedo opens his mouth.

Yall- if you hear of a strike at an army ammunition plant, it’s not about the war. It’s about the contract. That the DOD and White House didn’t anticipate such action is, well, once again, playing the role that Putin put them in.

He’s not smart, but mispronouncing his own OPERATION EPSTEIN FAÇADE is embarrassing.

CANNOT WAIT for the day that the zeitgeist transforms “trump hand” into “the physical acts that belie the hubris beneath”

Reminder- donald trump is a pedophile.

SO FUCKING IMPEACH HIM. YOU CAN- WE CANT. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.

100% tax on assholes.

When pacifists oppose you with lethality, bye, kiddo- never come back.

Feeling this pretty damn hard.

@strivingally.bsky.social Nice use of “kyriachy”. Following.

I truly hope that there is a hell, and whoever invented drum breaks is sucking Henry Kissinger’s ass right now.

@joescott.bsky.social Is the fascination with the Victorian period possibly about the Industrial Revolution becoming the norm? It’s something I think about a lot with the silicon-tech revolution becoming our norm. Fuck the Roman Empire.

@lizdye.bsky.social When will you take Andrew out of the tin can?

Soooo… Victoria’s Secret was child rape. Cool cool cool.

“When your neighbour’s[sic] house is constantly on fire, you start to check your own wiring” Canada sees us on fire. Knows we’re on fire. We need to suffocate the flames.

Fuck papers

The hoarding of money is as significant in the history of disease as cancer or diabetes.

When the camps get built, the new Mengeles will be implanting chips and fucking with our brains.

Any species? Ok, I’ll go- some humans get a disease called “too fucking rich” and rape and murder children.

By the way, Tulsi’s last name is pronounced “shitgibbon”.

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@cliffcashcomedy.bsky.social Holds not a single thing back.

@sonsofliberty.bsky.social This is fucking beautiful! Admin Doug wins the internet!

The thing I love most about Mayor Mamdani is that he brings this energy to the job that can best be compared to that of a five-year-old obsessed with dinosaurs being asked to give the museum tour. He just always looks so happy.

When this trauma and state sanctioned murder and disappearances and beatings and every fucking Nazi thing they are doing is done, There will be orphans. Some, gawd willing and creek don’t rise may have had asshole parents executed...

It’d be super nice to live somewhere that buttholes aren’t in charge.

I blame Paul Westerberg. “We’ve got no war to name us” just tempted fate enough that X,Z, and Millenelials are gonna forever be the “second American civil war generation”