When the pre-work out hits and your body temperature suddenly jumps 5° 💪🥵🫨

RDL love/hate relationship: my ass can lift more but my grip strength sends up a white flag. Someday I'll get over my paranoia of straps. 😅🦵💪

FUCK me - this POV is perfection 🍆🫦🤤🥵

Treat Tuesday - Pumpkin Cranberry Blueberry muffins

Literally rocket sized 🤯🚀🫦🥵

Nope, no Fat Cocks here. You'll have to provide that. Can we go to the gym now? 😜🔒💪

Okay, so this was a divine sight to wake up to! 🍆🔒😈

Nope, no Fat Cocks here. You'll have to provide that. Can we go to the gym now? 😜🔒💪

Locked by @grefsengboy.bsky.social. I think we should add an extra hour for each repost this gets... right? 🫠

It's a long shot (about 700 likes), but there's still a teeny tiny chance to see him even BIGGER. bsky.app/profile/olds...

Time for the final push! In his quest to be a big star, will Ken find himself among the actual stars? ❤️- 1 point 🔄- 3 points 💬- 5 points 💲- 30 points As always, share away. The points coint on Tumblr, Bsky, and FA. #hyper #macro #growth theradicalscrivener.tumblr.com/post/8130050...

Despite everything, stay whimsical as fuck.

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Leg day done. Let's Misbehave. 😈💪🦵🔒

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Feeling extremely 'I'd like to be a 5'1" pocket-sized nullified queer with a permanent pool of my former inches to donate to my partner' today....🫦🤏😘

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov

Just. Keep. Growing. 💪🦵🫦🥵

Made sure to challenge the locals today. 😘🏳️‍⚧️🫶

My gym hired a dj for their 50th anniversary event and they're playing some bizarre classic rock hybrid with Hollaback Girl. I... don't know what to think except this shit is bananas 🤣🍌

*ahem* 🥵🫦💪🍆🤤

When you accidentally hit a PR for reps because you weren't paying attention to which bar was on the rack after escaping work on a Monday. 😅💪😴🏋️

I know for a fact I'm going to regret this but here we go 🤣 You're in control, keep me locked and padded. Please be gentle 😅 1 like = +5 mins 1 comment = +10 mins 1 Reskeet = +30 mins 1 New Follower = +1 hour Currently followers 6304 Ends midnight GMT 22/03/26

Stretched and ready to help you with your morning wood. 🔒🫦🍑🥵

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Think you can handle even more of him? 🥴 (Reminder: reskeets and likes unlock the next stage (even beegerer Sammy!), comments determine how much control over Sammy the god in the amulet gains (comments on growth, super horny, godhood, etc. give control to the god)

Happy 'spring' from my little nub and the 20 000 leagues of snow we still have. 🌨️🤏🔒🌱

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Rough week, needed to start something simple and new. I absolutely love these two colours together - they're a balm for my sleep-deprived soul 🫶🫩🫶🧶

Another Saturday, another Leg Day. Staying fit to support the weight of your enormous package when you rest it on my face or back. 😜💪🦵🥥🍆🥥

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Is there anything quite like feeling your dicklet shrinking away in your tiny cage, with your balls gently getting crushed by the angle of the bench while you work out? 💪🤏🔒🥵

I could use some help stretching the morning after leg day 🔒😘🦵🤏

Imagine delicately lapping His tip and balls.....😈🫦🔒

Nothing says self love like bringing yourself out for Leg Day on Valentine's 😜🦵🥵

-39°C.... Is it bad knitting etiquette to use an incomplete blanket project to keep warm while knitting a new hat project? 😅🥶🧶🤷

I always forget how thick the batter is for these Chewy Chocolate Cherry Cookies. Good thing yesterday was arm day. 😅💪🍪

Me working legs today: How the hell do I keep bruising my knees. I haven't partnered up for years. Also me at home: gets on all fours and plays with the bio-pupper for an hour. Oh. Right. 🤣🤷🐕

Happy Arm Day to those who celebrate 😜💪🥵

It isn't payday but I know what I'm supporting after work!

Sleep-deprived pup is feeling extra subby, with their locked nub too small to even flex-wiggle. 😴🔒🤏🥵

Blanket project is being put aside for a little bit to make this pattern I picked up yesterday 🫶🔥🧊

Magically Delicious! 💪🍆✨🫦

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But what if I was in the shower with him? 🤔🚿🫦🍆🤤

New recipe tonight to chase away the harsh cold - vegetarian 'chick'n' stroganoff! 🤤💪 (the pre-workout did not get added 😜)

Sweet Deities of Dick 🤯🍆🫦🤤

I would absolutely not be starting a campaign for caged individuals to send Him all our keys....😈🍆🫦🥵

It's getting so big now! The frigid weather keeps me working on it to stay warm. 🧶🥶🫶

This little bunbun's been lounging around just outside my room for a couple days now. I'm taking it as a sign that if I ever go the fursona route, I should be a little bunny... 😜🥰🐇