where the fuck did I put TWO Christmas trees last year??? why do I have two???

there is literally nothing stopping me from having 7 cats…literally nothing at all.

I told myself that if I didn’t clean my house and organize my closet, I wasn’t allowed to come to goosemas. things were looking grim for awhile there considering I have been putting this off since halloween. anyways, see you at goosemas. 🤪🤪

something about lots of snow makes me want to watch harry potter

my foster kittens are seeing snow for the first time and yes I am crying about it

just finished stranger things what the fuck

help the marching band is playing a fall out boy song and I am not sure if this is real life

did u guys know brownies were invented in chicago

thought too hard about stuffing so how I’m makin stuffing for lunch

selfie with my hospital’s president 💜

almost forgot that this is the whole point

in the funkest of funks. pls send memes.

i’m on some dumb shit

lil something to take the edge off

“cats are a symbol of elegance, independence, and intelligence. they are masters of observation and patience.” and then there’s Luna.

they really fucked up when they gave me free will

everyone talks about their first love, but no one talks about the cat you get at the lowest point of your life that teaches you unconditional love.

bathroom girl vs coed bathrooms 🙈

EGGY MUSGRAVES ALERT

they haven’t played sweet harriet since 2/17/24…for the love of god

been eating super clean at work lately fr

any fall out boy song can be about mikey way if you try hard enough

if anything happens to me, tell joe jonas I love him

I miss moon taxi so much

incredible

my brother knows exactly how to give me directions…started with northwest, then changed his mind to “more left” smart man that one

think I can see the northern lights in the middle of buttfuck illinois!!!!!!! exciting!!!!

sabrina carpenter’s juno but it’s just IT asking if you tried restarting your computer

found out you can block people on spotify so that’s neat

crying at all the white stripes hall of fame induction stuff 😭

no one better stop me from playing fetty wap in the office tomorrow

there is a correlation of some kind between me not taking my meds and cravin pickles what is the science

my give a fucks are on vacation

banger

I can’t wait for the goosemas thatch

do you think they know how frickin adorable they are

on my absolute worst behavior

drinking a mountain dew with my lunch and gonna make it everyone’s problem

listening to my work playlist while I’m on hold to schedule a peer to peer discussion with one of the insurances and the rep tells me he can hear snoop dogg 😂😂😂 whoops!

lil somethin to take the edge off

I LOVE WOMENS INTUITION SO MUCH

I have no idea what day it is

had to call IT because I spilled ketchup on my keyboard…whoops

oh my frickin gosh

I know my guardian angel is exhausted…and my mom probably is too. anyways I rescued two kittens last week lol

I’m telling my customers and I’ll tell y’all too. Space heater season is here. Never plug one into an extension cord, plug strip or surge protector. If the receptacle you’re plugging into is loose or shows burns, it needs replacing. If the cord gets hot or smells weird, throw it out!

everyone say happy national black cat day to Shadow!!!! or else.

how the fuck did my mom work, go to school, raise two kids, and have a whole marriage. I can’t even work and raise some cats. I’m tired.

sent the most unserious emails at work today… “please, please, please, tell me about these patients…or whatever sabrina carpenter said” “if I don’t schedule these, my boss won’t let me go home to my cats. probably.” and no one laughed. 😔