Got two rear GA each night MSG if anyone is in need 🪿 $100 each

POUR LA VICTOIRE ‼️ THE MONTRÉAL VICTOIRE ARE THE 2026 PWHL WALTER CUP CHAMPIONS! LA VICTOIRE DE MONTRÉAL SONT LES CHAMPIONNES DE LA COUPE WALTER 2026 DE LA LPHF!

I am SICK and TIRED of dealing with insurance!!!!!! why do I even have insurance if I’m paying out the ass for preventative care that should be covered!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!

I have now offered my brother a cash bribe to remove the spider from my apartment…this thing is LAUGHING AT ME

there is a GIANT ASS SPIDER in my apartment and my brother (who lives down the street) tells me he is busy for the next THREE HOURS WHAT THE FUCK

just a regular evening being the person that I am

they’re giving out free ice cream at work for hospital week, but are not accommodating the staff who works 8 hour night shift. spoke with our chief nursing officer who claims we “don’t have a lot” so I start naming different departments (environmental, lab, security, transport, sitters, imaging…)

six kittens living under my shed…all of the programs near me are full and can’t help fix/foster/trap mama cats

I LOVE HIM

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rip scamp 😔

we take birthdays real serious around here

to the one who changed my life…happy 5th birthday Luna 💜

maybe there's no bad luck, you gotta go down if you wanna get up

hey have yall seen Robert Pattinson lately??? 🥵

JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!!

loves of my life 🖤

why has leaf filter called me FOUR times today…I don’t own a home. I don’t even think my apartment has gutters.

clocked in for my shift at the getting pissed off factory

you guys been watching jeopardy lately?

not me (an administrative professional) scheduling our quarterly staff meeting on administrative professionals day for the last three years 🙈

I can’t believe her beauty routine is just licking herself every few hours. she looks like velvet and feels like silk.

man, that is flagrant false advertising! happy holidays, everybody!

reduce ur fractions, it’s 1/5

don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies for snoop dogg this 4/20 eve

got an entire rotisserie chicken and two large sides for under $10 from walmart…call that meal prepping

my parents came to my apartment and Shadow hid under the bed the entire time, but came out to play as soon as they left…drama queen

been hyper focused on cleaning my apartment but now there’s a tornado warning and the vibes are off

drove past an RV that had ch*rlie k*rk’s face all over it, so I gave the driver the finger.

@jessemixman.bsky.social happy birthday!

yeah, sure, Ryan Storm, whatever. can we just keep kung fu fighting in semi-regular rotation please?

took the gals out for a breath of fresh air and only one of them hissed at me, growled at me, scratched me, and tried to run into the bushes! and you have to guess which one.

still true.

I wouldn’t be able to go to space for ten days because there’s no culvers in space

I wanna watch the Artemis landing on this.

happy easter!

goose the band should be on the glass for this.

I hope she learns how to cat soon.

dozed off while watching tv, woke up and we are going to the moon???

imagine hating these two sweet baby angel girls

what have they done to my boy😭😭

CLINCHED.

IN FIRST AND NOW FIRST IN 🔥 @bostonfleet.com becomes the first to clinch a spot in the 2026 PWHL Walter Cup Playoffs presented by SharkNinja — the fastest team to do so in PWHL history!

BOSTON FLEET PLAYOFF SPOT CLINCHED !!!!!!!!

2 MIL AND STILL GROWING 📈   Thank you to the more than 2 MILLION fans who have experienced PWHL games live in-venue — with every game getting louder and louder because of you!

wee woo wee woo

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girls just wanna have fun(damental human rights)

decided I was gonna clean my apartment…saw a centipede…gonna be living in my car now bye