“friendly reminder that your cat has no idea what you weigh, how much money you make, or what you have failed at. they’re just happy to have you” oh I am IN TEARS

having routine bloodwork drawn tomorrow and the consent states “I am suffering from a medical condition requiring hospital/emergency care” AND it’s pre-initialed with my middle initial. I never use my middle initial when I’m signing and I don’t require emergency care???

mama’s lil valentines 🩷

scamp lineup is so weak this year 😭

got an email from nugs today telling me my annual price is “going down” as if I didn’t cancel my subscription already lmao

imagine being so small and cute but also unemployed

bought my cats a couch (at aldi duh) and they literally do not care and continue to sit on my head while I am trying to watch my stories (jersey shore)

i wish these had dates on them so I could remember when @bigdumbidiot421.bsky.social sent me rick maracas

everyone knows that I was literally born and raised in downtown Chicago and have lived inside the bean my entire life, so it’s a sin when I announce that I ordered pizza hut for dinner…but I really like their breadsticks :( pls don’t tell my dad

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anyone read a good book lately? looking for recommendations…not picky, just bored of re-reads.

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Call it the Benito Bowl. Grammy-winning mega-star Bad Bunny brought the island of Puerto Rico to the Super Bowl halftime stage, bringing palm trees, tropical foliage and dancing shrubs to the field, as well as a makeshift market. See more at the link: https://cnn.it/4r9tfAX

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.” MAGA wanted you to boycott this.

what a shot

BENITO BOWL

love seeing my people being represented at the super bowl Seattle’s QB is a ginger

I fucking love baked potatoes

Bad Bunny headlines the #SuperBowl halftime show today.

one day we'll get nostalgic for disaster

keep seeing videos on social media of the high school I attended participating in the walk out yesterday and man I’ve never been more proud 😭😭😭 the kids are alright

don’t pretend you ever forgot bout me

day one of not getting mad at work maybe I’ll try again Monday. 🙄

the album infinity on high by fall out boy turns 19 today. one of the best albums of all time. @terrapinprincess.bsky.social and @earthlingatlien.bsky.social get it and SO SHOULD YOU!!!!

broke my heel at work and had to ask a man for help 😭😭😭

complained about a process change so hard, I got my director to schedule a meeting…I walked in prepared with examples, new ideas, and feedback…felt super proud of myself. just to get shot down because I’m not allowed to have an opinion on the job I am solely responsible for lmao

I hope they keep this in rotation.

my patient just told me I should “take that thing off before I go in a patient’s room!” why do people hate fun

I don’t care what the grammys said. this won all the grammys in my house.

it’s 27 degrees out so I just washed my car…except I want to open my sunroof and I can’t 😭

I started making rotel dip in the crockpot at 7:30 this morning. it’s already 8. it should be done now, right? I just want some cheese dip.

today at work, someone asked me why I’m wearing a mask and if I’m scared. we work in a hospital. it’s flu season. I am flabbergasted.

Good morning, Kristi Noem is a fucking cunt

Shadow broke her favorite tree IN HALF this morning. I am afraid of her.

Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds playing CSNY’s “Ohio” with a little “Killing in the Name Of” thrown in.

The nurses are pissed

we didn't grow up saying "with liberty and justice for all" EVERY FUCKING DAY to accept anything less

i put Shadow in a hoodie. she growled at me.

The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.

ICYMI, it's only okay to carry a gun to a protest if you're Kyle Rittenhouse.

This is Alex Pretti.

they ask us what radicalized us. we grew up listening to green day and rage against the machine. we have studied this our entire lives. we read 1984 in high school. we read Anne Frank’s diary in middle school. and they ask us what radicalized us.

if you voted for trump, this is all your fault. fuck you and fuck ICE.

how my work playlist is lookin right now

I want to [REDACTED]

there’s like 15 cars in the taco bell drive thru and yes I am one of them

introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen, no jambands: jack white fall out boy midtown halsey lil wayne

check out my new rug

she is going to the vet and then to visit her grandma but she can’t stop scowling at me