Male Co-worker: (jokingly) Will you be my daddy? Me: I don't have room for more disappointment in my life, thanks.

Oh shit right *steps up to the mic* Ahem......there is DnD tonight!! We'll see ya at 6pm CST for more trauma horror and death! www.twitch.tv/ashelm_blackthorne

static-cdn.jtvnw.net/recap-sharea... Huh, neat.

I love how everytime I play ARC with friends, its shoot on sight! But then @xacu66vulpraak.bsky.social comes along and everyone just pops their heads around the corner like "heeeeyyy, you guys good? Need anything..?" Like where to were you all when I was carrying 2 vulcanos in my pack?

You know...as I've been wanting to fall back into old habits lately, and telling myself not to, something on my shoulder has been saying "it doesn't matter, so who cares?" And lately the best way I've been combating that is to sit down and ask questions like "if nobody cares, then why do you?"

Ah...that nostalgic feeling of wanting to disappear..I'd almost forgotten.

Alright here we go @samgularity.bsky.social and I are heading into the bayou to deal with all of the creepy crawlies, starting now at www.twitch.tv/ashelm_blackthorne

Oh yeah, i forgot to post this, thanks again @jmartin0132.bsky.social for taking the time, and also finally fulfilling the promised "Ashless Chaps" sorry this took so long!

Hey @huntshowdown.com WHERE are my Nagant Precision skins?? No skins since release is CRIMINAL. Give us a new skin, and my life is yours! Signed, a cultured Nagant Precision Hunter

@730 pm CSt

Late tonight and tomorrow are gonna be so full if getting shit done...I think...I hope...maybe...

Yo! Gues what?! DnD is back this Friday, we'll be starting with some new players that will surely add a lovely or terrible little spin on things thay you're sure to enjoy! We'll? See you there?

You know.....some days... @kiwithepiratevt.bsky.social

Hey all! I'm just gonna make a post here before my discord buuuuut- I'm looking to update my #Hunt:Showdown roster. If anyone would like to join me and my friend @kiwithepiratevt.bsky.social on Sundays at Noon CST, let me know and I'll do some homework, for those that want to stay on, just say so!

*pops into a group chat with @misskatoniktv.bsky.social and @akintia.bsky.social * *sings my idea for her bards song for our DnD campaign* Misskatonik: HE CAN SING?! WTF??!! THAT'S SO CURSED!!!!!!

Last night was a good time. Everyone was having fun what with the personality swaps and friendly fire, but what did Aetius find in that book? Will they find what they are looking for in this library? And what consequences wait in the wings of new powers? Find out next time in; Tithes of Madness!

Well...I was gonna stream more Lies of P today...but since my capture card is fried, looks like I'm just chillin

Trying to learn to play #HuntShowdown? Feel like you just aren't understanding some of the core mechanics, leaving you losing money and getting decimated round after round? Well, look no further as I will be teaching @kardel.bsky.social w/ @kiwithepiratevt.bsky.social on twitch.tv/ashelm_blackthorne

It's a "Will Save" kinda day

So after playing a few space games I've found myself wondering; What would a sci-fi version of Ashelm look like?

We did it! 6hrs and 30mins later we have officially beaten Dead Space on Impossible with only the plasma cutter! I may have survived with only 1hp but a win is a win. Not today Unitologists, not today...

Remember that Dead Space run on Impossible I started 3 months ago? Well we're finishing it now at twitch.tv/ashelm_blackthorne

Man, Porter Robinson's "Sad Machine" hits different after not hearing it for almost a decade

Welp.....I didn't get the job...neat

I got an interview. Alright, let's get started.

Cmon, let me get this job please. Let this be the thing that throws a rope into this godforsaken hole and allows me to start climbing out. Please!

Hey all, remember that co-stream that @passivevixen.bsky.social and I were gonna do? It'll be happening on Saturday at 1pm CST! Hope to see you all there!

Man I love talking DnD with my players @misskatoniktv.bsky.social

Today we hunt . But not cool monster, but creepy scary ones! Hunt Showdown with @ashelmb.bsky.social and @ghoulcatstudiosvt.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/kiwithepirat...

A cool cat has joined the fight. Showdown Sunday starts in 15mins and @ghoulcatstudiosvt.bsky.social has come along for the ride with me and @kiwithepiratevt.bsky.social Seeya there! www.twtich.tv/ashelm_blackthorne

My Frontline This is your reminder that your resolve is tested long before you even lay eyes on the field of battle Proper planning, training, nourishment, and even rest are all part of what takes place days from now Take your time so you may fight by my side once more See you on the frontline

Alright, so a Knight, a Vampire, and a Gremlin walk into a firefight. Doing my weekly Hunt Showdown thing w/ @kiwithepiratevt.bsky.social and Killithkill on twitch. www.twitch.tv/ashelm_blackthorne

Thank you everyone who showed up and celebrated my birthday! It was a great time. Especially those who contributed to our charity fundraiser for @stackup.org we hit our goal and I'm super stoked about it.

I'm off to get some rest before I light this candle. This should be good!

Almost time for the big day, I hope to see you all there, at www.twtich.tv/ashelm_blackthorne @stackup.org

Hey everyone, I don't have a pretty picture for it but here's the deal; Every year for my birthday on February 16th I typically try to do a 24hr stream. I'm making it a little special this year by doing a charity stream for Stack Up! More details to come. I hope to see you there!

You know, sitting here by myself thinking about stuff and man, it's a shame I can't sing as well as I used to, I miss that.

Here..I'm not gonna say that you can use it or that you have to use it, just know, it's here.

So I am streaming today for my usual Hunt Sundays but am still quite sick, so I'm probably not going to be as high energy or performing as well as I typically do. You're free to come watch though! www.twitch.tv/ashelm_blackthorne

I would just like to make this note for everyone who has decided to follow me; I am GOD AWFUL at posting to social media. In socials you can consider me a lurker. I rarely interact and I very rarely comment. But I am here, and I do see you.

@ashelmb.bsky.social in the battlefield! Commission for @kiwithepiratevt.bsky.social . It’s really fun to draw him and I like to draw knights teehee

I'm going to beat the shit out of Vincent cause I'm still mad he bullied me that one time. Hunt with @ashelmb.bsky.social and @thecozycoffin.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/kiwithepirat...

Hey, just throwing this out there again because I don't get to torture my friend here enough nut she gets me ALL THE TIME. Go follow so I can make her suffer a bit more! Thanks!

Join us in following @xacu66vulpraak.bsky.social to reach their Goal and Play Hunt Showdown 💜✨ #vtuber #huntshowdown

So, I've been trying to play Hunt, but my game now runs at 25-40fps for some reason, I've tried changing settings, giving high priority, updating drivers and rolling back updates.. Help!

🐰🐙Hunt: Showdown🐙🐰 What's this? Back to the bayou? With Spartakus, @ashelmb.bsky.social no less! Insert further witty banter here! www.twitch.tv/tentacleandm...

So, question for the gamers...when you get bored of gaming but can't exactly go out or do anything...what's your go to, to kill time?

Live in 15mins come watch it all go down! www.twtich.tv/ashelm_blackthorne

Morning all, gonna go do some shopping in a bit, then will be live at Noon Cst with @kiwithepiratevt.bsky.social for our usual Sunday Showdown. www.twtich/ashelm_blackthorne

Gonna throwdown in Hunt at 6cst, just gonna chill, try not to get too into it. Hope to see you there!