Getting Vaseline massaged into his paw pads like the spoiled princess he is

So, if you still use Insta and you don’t want your followers to know your home address, maybe make sure that app (and any app that doesn’t need it) doesn’t have any access to your location data? 💀 Using Motorsport accounts to show just how accurate the location is.

GOAD Summer colouring book is live! Completely free to download as a printable PDF or as digital friendly PNG files! You are HIGHLY ENCOURAGED to share your coloured pages and tag the artists 💜 #GOAD #GoodOmensAfterDark #GoodOmens #GoodOmensArt www.reddit.com/r/GoodOmensA...

I don’t think I ever shared this one. #toller #boatdog

Anyway, here’s Enzo doing his new favorite thing

Happy anniversary to the moment I sat there in dawning horror of the realization that we hadn’t seen the EVERY yet #goodomens

#goodomens #goodomensfic #goodomensafterdark #omegaverse archiveofourown.org/works/67652206

Will I ever actually walk out into the wilderness with no plans of returning to civilization ever? Probably not, but I give it a reasonable amount of consideration almost daily.

Shimmer enjoying a morning soak 🐍

Eyeing the racing line while I stay in my lane in my beat up 2017 Honda pilot 😞

Solid “hold” and “out” mastered! 🥰 Next to learn: how to sit normally even if the floors are slick.

Free Wheelin - A very cheesy crack fic! Crowley is a regular participant in the Cooper’s Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake. Aziraphale is the baffled paramedic waiting for him at the bottom. archiveofourown.org/works/66377344

*bangs pots and pans* COME GET YER LESBIAN SMUT!!! — A Wicked Girl — Crowley has been a truly naughty demon, tempting men to lust and jealousy with her irresistible form. A form that even a certain angel finds irresistible... #GoodOmens #IneffableWives #GOAD archiveofourown.org/works/66283099

Be ungovernable. Order a cup of grape slushy syrup from Sonic. No ice.

My son graduated! And then spent most of his ceremony screaming about having to wait his turn and trying to eat his hat.

Yes that is my hip under the blanket where his head is. Yes he did roll the ball off the bed on purpose. Yes he did smack me (and my phone) with his paw because he wasn’t getting as much attention as he’d like.

Any other fandom with an entire national park on their side? 😇😈

The semester is finally over! I somehow managed to pull an A out of finite element analysis (how???), and I’m finally back to writing fic instead of just plotting it! Hoping to get a little one-shot out in the next few days, finish up a big group project, and then we’ll see where the muse takes me.

Formula 1 this weekend races at Autodromo Internazionale Enzo e Dino Ferrari. My Enzo is oblivious.

These are Enzo’s rocks. Unfortunately, Enzo does not get to keep his rocks because he’s learned to throw them at the window.

Greater than any evil, Hope is the one thing they can never destroy

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

*Very* enthusiastic “down”. Sound on for the thunk of his elbows on the floor 😆

Don’t ship people irl challenge just got harder 🤣

Reminder to my adhd, autistic, and other neurodivergent friends, masking is a response to compound social trauma. It takes a lot of your brain energy to keep it up. Don’t forget to take conscious masking breaks where you find a solitary place to let your expression rest, stim, and just be yourself 💜

羽根をタトゥーとして背中に収納してるクロ👿

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

I was sad today so retail therapy it is

Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜

#formula1 #japanesegrandprix2025

THAT’S MY GF!!!

I couldn't help myself. #goodomens fans. Have at it. It's free to use. #eldorado #bothisgoodmeme

Anthony J. Crowley, here to rock your world 🔥🖤 #goodomens #crowley #ineffablehusbands

Aziraphale’s favourite day 😇

I’m so mad that the second Red Bull team is going by Racing Bulls now. If you see me just saying RB, I probably mean the top Red Bull Racing team. You may see me still calling the Racing Bulls VCARB.

I am so ready for Yuki to do slightly better in the Red Bull than Liam has been doing but for Liam to turn around and beat him in the Racing Bull.

💙🩷🤍🩷💙

I picture it soft and I ache #goodomens #evie.art #evie.go

Things Enzo tried to eat while on a twenty minute call with my doctor: - an entire box set of books - the book I took out to see if he’d damaged it by chewing on the box (he hadn’t… yet) - a rock

A not so gentle reminder to not leave unsolicited criticisms on someone's fanfic 👍😀 We're doing this for fun and for free. If you don't agree with something we've written, just move on!

Sharing again my #GoodOmensAfterDark creator starter pack since I’ve seen a few more of you! GOAD creators let me know if you want added! Hit that follow button again if it’s been a bit! You aren’t automatically following new people as I add them! #GoodOmens go.bsky.app/DLHtniP

Rouge from Reversed Veil of Worlds. This took me almost 14 hours to make. I came up with the idea last year, and I just finally finished after learning a bunch of new techniques. #reversedveilofworlds #goodomensfancomic #procreate

If anyone’s looking for some fic recs today, here’s some authors sharing their personal favourites! (Prayers for my already massive TBR list, they will be needed) www.reddit.com/r/GoodOmensA...

Update: 10.5 hours until exam time (and I should really sleep some before then). I have OPENED THE BOOK! Shit looks hard.

Mood of the day: still waiting for that procrastination panic to set in so I can finally study for that 8am test tomorrow 🫣

He is turning into such a handsome little teenager 🥺

Play this instead of studying tomorrow? Maybe. We’ll see if I remember 😝

More Discord raven quotes with no context: Perpetually torn between wanting to fulfill my natural urge to take care of someone as a service dom and not wanting to see genitalia that isn’t attached to my own body ever.