Carlos
@haphazardwhore.bsky.social
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No set agenda just here for the fun. Posts/pics usually NSFW. Pic is me. 18+ ONLY. NJ/NYC based
Hump Day - flexing trying to be sexy like some of the fellas on here
14 days ago
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Order of preference: 5, 6, 4
add a skeleton here at some point
26 days ago
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First Hump Day of Pride Month
about 1 month ago
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Your big bros favorite big bro
about 1 month ago
Need someone to goon out and use me like their personal fleshlight
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Probably the most clothes I've ever posted on here but just had to show off this t shirt promoting the new LA Metro D Line! Nothing perverse π
about 2 months ago
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Mood
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Happy Hump Day sluts!
#humpmeday
#asswednesday
#gayass
#jockstrapwednesday
3 months ago
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As it happens, having the flu will really tank your sex drive. Sorry for being AWOL so here's slutty proof of life
#gaythonger
#thonger
#gayass
#gayexhib
3 months ago
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Just a little butt tease for Hump Day. Need another set of hands to spread these cheeks
#thongedass
#gaythonger
#humpmeday
#gayass
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3 months ago
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Anyone got something better than a finger for my hungry pussy?
#manpussy
#gayexhib
#gayass
#gaypussy
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3 months ago
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Wonder if anyone at this gym knows I'm working out with a load in my ass...? ππ€
3 months ago
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Ranch Devereaux
4 months ago
The days are not getting longer because of DST they are getting longer because thatβs what happens when the northern hemisphere tilts more toward the sun like I need people to understand the amount of daylight would be the same during DST or standard time.
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Meet me in the stall for Hump Day humps
#humpmeday
#manass
#gayass
#jockstrapwednesday
#gayexhib
4 months ago
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Should've remembered i haven't been regular with the gym for 3 weeks before attempting deadlifts with my regular weight. Ouch π£
4 months ago
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Celebrated Hump Day by getting humped Gaping, cummy pussy for proof π
#humpmeday
#jockstrapwednesday
#gaysex
#gayass
#gaypussy
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5 months ago
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Pull that string to the side and eat my pussy
#thongthursday
#gaythonger
#thonger
#gayass
#manass
#gaypussy
#gaysex
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5 months ago
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This is what you're getting for Hump Day - take it or leave it!
#humpday
#jockstrapwednesday
#jockstrapgay
#gayass
#manass
5 months ago
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Ta-daaa!
#thonger
#bulge
#gayexhib
#gaythonger
5 months ago
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W0LFRUNNER
6 months ago
Though actually now I'm thinking about it,
@crshort81.bsky.social
would you possibly be able to add
@persian-wolf22.bsky.social
to the various block lists for being an ICE sympathiser, and forward this to others that run block lists. I urge you all to unfollow his account both here and on twitter.
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Straight to the point π
#fcf
#fatcockfriday
#bulge
#dickprint
#denimbulge
#vpl
6 months ago
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Here it is again for
#thongthursday
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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Hi ππ½
#humpmeday
#gayass
#manass
#thonger
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6 months ago
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This is the body I'm going with into 2026. Not horrible but not great Them antidepressants led to an inadvertent bulk so here we are π gotta make the best of it to improve from there
6 months ago
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"What am I looking at?" What're YOU looking at? This shirt do be straining π
#gymgay
#chooseprotein
7 months ago
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On Wednesdays we wear...
#humpmeday
#gayass
#manass
#jockstrapwednesday
7 months ago
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Got room for dessert after your Thanksgiving meal?
#thonger
#thongthursday
#manass
#gayass
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7 months ago
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Got room for dessert after your Thanksgiving meal?
#thonger
#thongthursday
#manass
#gayass
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7 months ago
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Caught with my pants down π«’
#thongthursday
#thonger
#gayexhib
#gayass
#manass
8 months ago
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Meet me in the stall to celebrate Hump Day
#humpmeday
#gayass
#jockstrapwednesday
#gayexhib
#manass
#manpussy
8 months ago
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Hump Day in red
#humpday
#humpmeday
#gayass
#manass
#jockstrapwednesday
8 months ago
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No, it's not (Thong) Thursday - sorry if you thought tomorrow was Friday But(t), it IS Tushy Tuesday!
#thonger
#gayass
#tushytuesday
#gayexhib
8 months ago
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Am I big enough to do flexy poses yet? π₯Ί
#nastypiggay
#nastypig
#gay
#gaymuscle
#musclemonday
8 months ago
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Happy Halloween! π Sorry, but these are the only treats this trick has ππ
#gayass
#jockstraps
#fcf
#fatbuttfriday
#gayexhib
#gayhalloween
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8 months ago
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Happy Hump (me in a stall) Day!
#humpmeday
#gayass
#manass
#gayexhib
#jockstrapwednesday
8 months ago
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(I have to remind myself that some of the bodies I admire, and aspire to, are on something a little β¨extraβ¨ and that I can't expect dynamic results like that)
9 months ago
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Bull Barrett πͺπ»π¬π§π³οΈβπ
9 months ago
The moment you post an AI picture, you place a question mark over every legit photo of you
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Thongs are for every day that ends in -y
#tushytuesday
#thonger
#gayass
#manass
9 months ago
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Lemme bounce my humps on you this fine Hump Day
#humpday
#humpmeday
#gayass
#manass
#manpussy
#asswednesday
#jockstrapwednesday
#gaysex
#gayfucking
#gayexhibitionist
#gayexhib
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9 months ago
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Trying to get more f on this
#fcf
#fatcockfriday
9 months ago
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Stretching is important. Gotta warm up those hips and lower back for vigorous activities π
#gaythong
#thonger
#thongthursday
#gaysex
#gayfucking
#gayslut
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10 months ago
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Where'd my video icon go?! How am I supposed to post smut without it?!
10 months ago
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Carlos
MinoFlexxx
10 months ago
I hope I can find a fuck buddy who just wants to take slutty pics of me and doesnβt take it personal in any capacity
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GrinningPup
10 months ago
No but, okay hear me out, big bear (any age) holding you in his arms while fingering you at the same time, whispering how eager he is to fuck your hole until you forget what colours are and what a good boy you're being.
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I'm wearing white after Labor Day - what're you gonna do about it?! π
#fbf
#fatbuttfriday
#gayass
#gaysex
#gayexhib
#jockstrapfriday
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10 months ago
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Not much space in this stall... But, maybe if you put your dick inside me we can both fit? π€
#humpday
#humpmeday
#jockstrapwednesday
#manass
#gayass
#manpussy
#gaysex
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10 months ago
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Wednesday: jockstrap, pink, Hump Day
#humpmeday
#jockbulge
#manass
#gayass
10 months ago
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If I had a big dick I'd probably be insufferable; that's why god didn't give me one π
11 months ago
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