Oh to be tiny and being huffed on my a giant maw

It wasn't painful, untill it was. Then it was the most heat I've ever dealt with in my life 10 outta fucking 10 I need to try the blueberry one they have too

This is one of the best hot sauces I think I've ever had

... My man

Oh to be tiny and being huffed on my a giant maw

I am a very happy dog I haven't had a lava lamp in yearsssss

For exactly one con, three or four years ago, I actually had the drive to try to be a hoe and that was the most fun I had had at a con in years I have never again had that drive again and I am sad

Have you considered; eating a dog

Wow, if you have ADHD/autism you should absolutely get a lava lamp. I am stone cold sober and I have just been sitting and watching this for well over an hour now and I feel so nice and calm and my head is quiet

Get a lava lamp and make it your goo friends colours for a relaxing way to tease them

Wow, if you have ADHD/autism you should absolutely get a lava lamp. I am stone cold sober and I have just been sitting and watching this for well over an hour now and I feel so nice and calm and my head is quiet

I am a very happy dog I haven't had a lava lamp in yearsssss

What if You collared a dog

I am feeling very normal about the wolf guy from the new Indigo park trailer.

Send help I have a fever I have to call out of work I want to combust

I have woke up feeling incredibly sick What a good start to the new years

I have gotten purple UFO pepper seeds and I have no idea what I'm doing

What if, I was more of a hoe

What if, I was more of a hoe

Ra ra ra ra ra arrf.

I have been informed that he is a coyote and I am in love

Shout out to all the people that followed me cause I mentioned books I'm a really gay furry who wants to get fucked by and eaten by friends

Unexpected sugar free liquid coffee creamer is the actual worst thing

I am feeling very normal about the wolf guy from the new Indigo park trailer.

Recommend me horror books The creepier and more unsettling the better

I think my resolution this year is to read more. I've got a very very small collection that I've been trying to expand on for forever that I'm not even half through yet. I'm trying though!!! Im discovering that I like the horror genre a lot

New years celebration begin to quite down. Slowly turning from happy cheers to confused whispers as everyone starts to stare at their phones. Variations of "This can't be right, this must be some joke..." Begin to echo through the crowd. You check yours and sure enough... 12:02 am, January 1 2020.

So, where's my complimentary nude deer this new years eve

New years celebration begin to quite down. Slowly turning from happy cheers to confused whispers as everyone starts to stare at their phones. Variations of "This can't be right, this must be some joke..." Begin to echo through the crowd. You check yours and sure enough... 12:02 am, January 1 2020.

"what moves the dead" by T. Kingfisher is a wild book from start to finish, very creepy and unsettling in all the best ways. Very quick read (only like 165 pages) but gosh does it do an incredible job. From what I've gathered, it's a retelling of "fall of the house of Usher" by Edgar Allen Poe

I need a goddamn break.

Got a new vinyl spinner for the holiday and I'm so stoked

The migraine persists.

“What was your biggest impact on the internet?” I think I had two that I think were my biggest First was “THE FURRIES ARE IN TOWN!!!” in the years since when I mention that post I’m always met with ‘YOURE THE ONE WHO POSTED THAT?!’ And of course the iconic art by @kirronkangaroo.bsky.social

You ever have a migraine so bad that you feel like you're going to throw up?

Throw back to that time I drew my old character as a pool toy

As long as it's endo, if anyone wants to get art of them eating me absolutely go for it

A shot called " instant migraine" and it's just straight everclear and a smelling salt rim

Sometimes, I don't feel worth the effort.

“What was your biggest impact on the internet?” I think I had two that I think were my biggest First was “THE FURRIES ARE IN TOWN!!!” in the years since when I mention that post I’m always met with ‘YOURE THE ONE WHO POSTED THAT?!’ And of course the iconic art by @kirronkangaroo.bsky.social

The way I want a pred to look at me like this though

LOOK WHAT MY ROOMMATE GOT ME AAAAAA

Fuck your friends this holiday season. Give them the gift that they REALLY want this year, right under their tail~

I got some books for Christmas and I am stoked to start reading them

Fuck your friends this holiday season. Give them the gift that they REALLY want this year, right under their tail~

Friend coming up behind me and grabbing my hips saying that he's got a present for me is on my mind a lot right now

🎄Creamy Shits!🎅

Friend coming up behind me and grabbing my hips saying that he's got a present for me is on my mind a lot right now