It’s a garage day I missed this

Happy 6/7!

I’m not super into hockey, but I AM super into hockey ass. Best tail in the biz.

One of my favorite things about a con is walking around in suit and hearing “Bird!” shouted from the crowd every minute or so

I'm still looking for commission requests!

In honor of pride month I’ll consider putting out for once

Mind helping me get a good stretch in?

Why can’t the orange man let me watch baseball in peace?

Happy pride I’m bi

Bringing all the dogs to the holiday cookout was the right choice. Spending $20 on a wading pool, also the right choice.

I’m never quite sure how I’m supposed to respond when somebody who doesn’t know what I look like out of suit tells me I’m cute.

Might I present you this delicious cold beer on this warm sunny #fursuitfriday? 😎

Hey you want a blue drink? It's clearly the best flavor. Trust me, I have no bias on this whatsoever. #FursuitFriday 📸: @zaq.dog

Flirty fursuit GIF challenge. Make a flirty fursuit GIF without: 1) Rubbing a bed or couch 2) rubbing your fursuit 3) doing the Neo hand thing

>be me at FWA karaoke >spill wine on my fur >panic.exe >3 friends emerge from the crowd >friends go full Red Bull racing >find folex, tactical scrub, fiber reset >45 second pit stop >stain deleted like a bad tweet >friends disappear into the bass drop >MFW my friends are elite operators

Only a week late posting, but I did ensure to take the traditional “we arrived to a con” row of heads pic with @tazesaber.bsky.social and @swiftfalcon.bsky.social FWA was a magical time! Shame the next one is a whole year out 😭

I was told the line was too long and that I should probably just get on my knees

FWA was so good ^^

“My butthole is sore, because everybody that wanted to eat my ass had a beard and it turned to sandpaper by the end of the night.” - Slut

Everywhere I go... I see this bird boy #StarFox #Falco

Did you know that Atlanta spelled backwards is Atlanta?

How to find me at FWA

If you are a cat, and you live in a house, you are a house cat.

I ate so many bugs today

Booooo wild boooo :(

But why 🥺

We are proud to announce that our new factory for Berginer's shoes will be located in Vergennes, Vermont! "Slip into a pair of Berginer's from the heart or Vergennes"

Wait, Megaplex is AUGUST? D:

Hello Florida

I finally did it! It was dropshot, but I still did it!

Unexpected 11% raise got me in a good mood today

When the stars are in the playoffs

Over the past few years I’ve: - Moved somewhere I can be outside year round - Taken a big pay cut to work a job that doesn’t stress me out - Surrounded myself with folks that make me feel equal, and stopped investing my time in those who don’t

I don’t know what my favorite song is, but I do know that it’s a toss up between these two: Girl from the North Country - Bob Dylan Love is All - The Tallest Man on Earth

Honestly, better than I expected for a phone keyboard

They told me I was getting a dog, instead I got a velociraptor

Meow?

Hello con crud my old friend

Baseball radio announcers were the first podcasters

It’s opening day! Go Rangers!

it's Opening Day!

Gettin' into the groove

How to find me at TFF? Look for this dork.

After making paws time to adventure in maws!

New lock screen courtesy of @skiaskai.bsky.social! Been getting more art of my bird lately, but I promise the bat won’t be going away! Love this piece, and I was so happy to finally get a slot!

It's madness time and as always #boilerup and #hammerdown Go Purdue 🚂🚂🚂🚂 #fursuitfriday

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️ I found this cute top to wear, forgot to read what it said. Ooops~ an extra beer will help me feel better! 🤜🥴

It’s fire night