When it’s time to milk the creature

Isa, or Isalelu if you wanna be formal. Kakapo druid. Really good at manipulating plant life. Is more plant than bird. Doesn't need soil to grow all sorts of veggies and fruits. Everybody's aunt. Has a New Zealand accent.

i'm tapping the sign because a lot of people just seem to forget that "nsfw" doesn't just mean porn. it means "not safe for work." would i get sent to HR for having this on my computer monitor? yes? then it's not safe for work. for the love of everything that is holy, stop erasing the meaning.

I don't want to do this anymore 👍 So tired, lol

Rewatching the Tomb Raider movies They're SO 2000s it kinda hurts

Krampus but cunty

Koda takes psychic damage via existential anxiety, negative self talk, food noise, and ADHD paralysis

Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art. Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.

Am I just too jaded to see it, or is the cover to Russelbuck's Just Be Competent not actually some moral affront to nature like the puritans on TikTok are wailing about?

How fake bbw enjoyers look when the fat starts rolling

You have no idea how much I hate listening to my fascist-voting coworkers discuss football and political cope every morning It's like, no, bud, there aren't "a few redeeming qualities" to this administration.

I'm experiencing such hardcore burnout right now lmfao Cold turkey on caffeine isn't fucking helping

every author in the class action, please file the claim.

Never say dairy ain't sexy

Look guys, I don't have mommy issues... ...BUUUUT!

AFib got me like

Just spent all my commission money and some of my reserve money on medical shit that could've been avoided if I could afford to go to the doctor, yay whee I love living in the "richest" country on earth I have a much higher chance of death by cardiac arrest, but at least shareholder value is high!

Worshippable shoat

now is the time for descartesmaxxing

I'm tired guys How do I start giving a fuck about things again? Lmao

They really need to increase post length 😞

Sleep deprivation mania means horny

Feel like this needs to be spread around. Artwork by @/simple_nicks on twitter.

tori

Yutyrannus me! This will be my 9th attempt at a dinosona lol I wanna get that necklace made for realsies ;0;

Starry beast of gluttonous intent I can count at least *four* things I'd wanna suck on 🥴

Anybody want to volunteer their character to be hypersexualized? I promise I'll be very disrespectful (respectfully)

"Per compliance policy, certain AI-generated fields cannot be updated by clinical staff" is a managerial decision that will lead to prolonged suffering and preventable death. Having to escalate these fuck-ups to be reviewed by higher levels within the bureaucracy is a waste of time and resources.

I kinda want to bootleg HRT again Or at least spiro

Doodled up a candy Koda She tastes chalky, somewhere between pink necco wafers and pepto-bismol, but her milk tastes like full-fat spiked eggnog (hallucinogenic, not alcoholic) Free samples until mom comes and picks her up

Minimalist fursuit made from brass and leather and heat-treated titanium irises

There's this brass/bronze mask by Eric Strother on Etsy and Instagram a few years ago and it's the hardest thing ever Such a good aesthetic 😩

Shitty phishing attempt, and I know it stands for BlueSky, but "Important BS" is a hell of a phishing link, lmfao

I need boobs to draw

You think those 7800+ hours could've been spent doing something more productive? Also if any of you are 18 or 19 (please be careful, I'm a freak-ass 33 year old), that means this dumb fucking account is older than you are Actually terrifying to think how old this shit is lmfaoo

I'm so exhausted but I can't seem to get myself to sleep Closing my eyes is like lifting a weight off my face, but my eyes have been open for so long that they feel itchy when they're closed I feel like I'm losing myself in the fog, lol

10/10 take. No notes.

I don't know if it's just anhedonia or depression because I live in the bad place, or brain fog from having covid several times because I live in the bad place, but generally speaking I just don't feel good anymore

Bruh, the body dysmorphia is hitting so hard these days Being terribly fat wouldn't be so bad if I had proportionally large boobs

Some felted cow shibari! 👀 Sold at #BLFC2025

Vess appreciating an artifact they excavated 🏺✨️

❌ Hibachi Restaurant ❌ ✔️ Shibari Restaurant ✔️

I have APD, but I swear to god some people absolutely do shit on purpose to make it harder to understand them Is there a universal phrase to get somebody to repeat EXACTLY what they said? Because some people instead of repeating themselves will say something completely different in the same mumble

well??? punk????

If anybody wants to get rid of their boobs, please let me buy them from you Lets get the world's first true boob transplant going

Doodled Koda and gave them a FAT cock Dumb shit lol Might rework this into something actually usable

Lardass is the wrong shape

One of the few things that are keeping me alive is the spite for people who want to see people like me dead Because I'm honestly SO ready to clock the fuck out