This is fucking amazing

Gaining 2% of the vote in Caerphilly, the Conservative party has proved that it is truly the one nation Tory party. And that nation is England.

I freaking love that this team must have been like TIME TO PREPRINT Prenatal Acetaminophen Exposure Does Not Disrupt Human Fetal Brain Development in Cortical Organoid Models www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1...

So the Prophet Muhammad (blessed be his name) is up in Heaven , looks down on God's creation and sighs: "Oh Jesus, you'd think They would have got it by now." To which Jesus replies: " I know, but I'm dying to see how it Ends." To which Buddha replies: "It's all just repeats amyway"

A moment's pause to remember the sacrifice made by Charle Kirk. Now back to the news: Epstein, Epstein, Trump.

Transformers 2 Rise! of the Machines

Clinton bombed Sudan and Yemen to distract the public from his impeachment trial. Now Bibi bombs Iran, to distract you from what embarrassment?

While Tory MPs chase fare dodgers around for a few quid, billions in wasteful PPE spending is being uncovered. Perhaps if Robert Jenrick wants to catch who's really robbing the country blind, he should look within.

Well done to Mark Carney for making the King give a speech to the Canadian parliament, that he should be giving to Westminster. This relentless promotion of Farage in the media really seems to be backfiring in Scotland. Even the Daily Record is backing the SNP.

A German citizen on Tiktok warns US users about the similarities between Hitler’s rise to power & Trump’s collision with Tiktok, goes viral, then when her prophecy comes true, the video is removed for community guidelines violation. Draw your own conclusions. I grabbed a screen recording. 👇👇

images.app.goo.gl/V1BQk If he's invited, he gets to choose the holy grail to drink from.

images.app.goo.gl/MC4ih8M8MLyc... Maybe one day.

images.app.goo.gl/RuFsY48589Br... The Humpback whales response to DEI cuts.

President Trump plans to redevelop a coastal strip of squalor, as he generously plans to rehouse 2.2 million Gazans in Atlantic City.

Here we go

Musk's daughter tells it like it is!

www.google.com/imgres?imgur... Donald Trump to ban small yellow people, as tensions grow over Danish overlordship of Greenland.

images.app.goo.gl/v1GnqJJ7Fdy4... Mother's pride.

I find Dali's 'Temptation of St. Anthony at Christmas' can bring solace at moments like this. Feliz navidad.

Heard Nick Robinson talk about Labour's historic victory at the Rutherglen and Hamilton West by-election last year on Radio4 this morning. Here's my story as an Independent candidate in the same election and thoughts on Scottish politics and media. open.substack.com/pub/andrewda...

Somehow the signs in Zara sum up my online dating experience.

Without downloading any new pics,what's your energy going into in 2024? Click the Alt.

IT'S SELFIE SUNDAY, Bluetopia! Reskeet with your OWN selfie - this one is MINE, goddamnit.

When are they going to agree on an international duty rate on aviation fuel payed directly into the state coffers of every country an aeroplane flies over. They have the technology. It's fair. But they never want to do anything about it because they don't see their own actions as being the problem.

tbh if Mammon vomited forth six shades of contempt for his followers, some acolyte will bottle up and sell it back to the believer.

tbh if Mammon vomited forth six shades of contempt for his followers, some acolyte will bottle it up and sell it to the believer.

So God and Satan have finished their argument. Henry gets to die. But Who has to spend eternity with Mr. Kissenger? If that isn't a precursor to the second coming, what is?

Hey ChatGTP, if AI was any good you would be able to work out the correct house number for buildings on Google maps. It's more like blind ants are randomly depositing numbers on a virtual landscape. Travis Bickle.