two nights in a row this weekend with two conflicting gigs... old school

is she, you know......?

can someone who knows about this stuff tell me what the most Beautiful Woman cigarette is

So far we've raised $235 toward relocation costs for trans people in hostile US states! The fundraiser continues today. Follow for a bit if you want a pleasant-smelling treat in exchange for your donation; mute for a bit if you can't stand all the perfume talk.

rolled up to the homosexual karaoke function *stag* after my crew (initially) flaked and proceeded to have a great time??? truly who is this woman

it is outright terrifying to watch up close — Sulzberger's fixation has had a *tangible effect on the life of every single trans person in this country,* his stooges are repeatedly cited in courtrooms, and I have the sense that most cis people are just ignoring this, hand-waving it.

the NYT's miserable conduct re. trans people is often hopelessly buried in the comments-section slough that is social media these days. I expect most of the liberals I know who read it will continue to rationalize, that it isn't *that* bad. unfortunately, it is that bad.

see also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OZ...

took my first drag of a cigarette in the over 15 years since my first and only drag of a cigarette outside the bar the other night and it is literally paul henreid in 'now, voyager' who is to blame

need to fix the aspect ratio but VCR is officially set up at the new zone, got to introduce #andrewtweets to this iconic number for gay guy movie video night :)))

Batch #8, $15-25 to Trans Continental Pipeline. Some glam smells! Annick Goutal Ce Soir Ou Jamais - punchy, winy rose Guerlain Black Perfecto by La Petite Robe Noire - like very swanky cough syrup, weird & great, thought about keeping it Rosendo Mateu No. 8 - fruity, musky, amber-y

they call it Sub Pop in Seattle but the label is known by various names across the country. Its called Grinder Pop in parts of the northeast. some in the midwest call it Hoagie Soda

walking from my house to see carly rae jepsen play olneyville square was one of the greatest nights of my life and i will be talking about it for the remnant of my days

Bumping this up a bit. I think that some people hear "fruity floral" and think it'll be too femme for them (I mean, it SAYS "Femme" right in the name" but as the sages tell us, you can do whatever you want forever, & these are all complex and not overly sweet

I just re-smelled the Balmain and it's really good and it can be yours for a small donation to help trans people dip out of hostile Kansas

'grey's anatomy' before the lesbian 9/11 retcon twist:

every week i experience the epic highs and lows, the triumphs and defeats, of one individual episode of 'grey's anatomy'.

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this is so fucked up man

love to interrupt my dishing to @kateschapira.bsky.social every five seconds to ooh and ahh over EARLY SPRING BULBS

sword of damocles lol

367 CONSOLATION wasn't even on my radar so i am pretty gutted to see it on the cutlist... glad to see i got a couple all-day leads on the books at least.

pondering the spiritual ethics of a cheeky mid-lent bajram coffee..... any girlies of interfaith household experience wanna weigh in on this one

i hope somebody brings zeppole to singing today 🙏🍩

I think a coyote just ran down Friendship Street??

one one hand the escada chunky gold elephant charm line is a pretty tacky low point from a mostly-iconic house but on the other, princess diana in a necktie is fucking *sending* me

yknow for all its faults, this hanging-out-online portal has ended up with somewhere around ~77% of the people i wanted to see cross over on it. and that ain't nothing

incidentally if you don't believe in guardian angels, consider: yesterday, the day of this look, i very nearly left the house in what basically amounted to monochrome *bright emerald green* before realizing what holiday it was at the last second. you can't explain that. someone was watching 🙏😌🪽

it finally happened lol

previously unanthologized 'fit pics

bonggggggggggggggggg!!!!!

i hope this email finds you coming out of your well to shame mankind :)

thinking about when some poet acquaintances made 'NÖTLEY CRÜE' tank tops. why did i not get one of the tank tops that said 'NÖTLEY CRÜE' on them. top 2 tank tops i should have gotten but did not

A Seattle snow sculpture with balloons!🤍

at this point in my life not having to make an account on a new website or app is worth about $5. even though that is a substantial % of my net worth

midnight fool's spring thunderstormmmmmmmmmm !!!!! we are officially in like a lion babey

was so busy daydreaming my outfit for friday i almost forgot about my outfit for ~tonight~ .....fortunately i nailed it in one take

spring, fool's or otherwise, means that the canada goose opps are coming out of the woodwork, so here's a reminder: if you come for the canada goose you are going to have to go through me. if the canada goose has no defenders left then pour one out for me because i am no longer on god's green earth

😎 sun's out bun's out 🐇

having an incredible ride w/ 'i kissed a girl' (2024), the british lesbian reality show hosted by dannii minogue. everyone is 15% less toxic than they would be on a stateside equivalent; no one is playing strategically; the rules change without warning every other episode... just exquisitely crafted

rhode island edition

When white girls start referring to themselves as Mrs Dalloway, it is a cry for help!!

canonical spring fever spinner asunnydayinglasgow.bandcamp.com/album/sea-wh...

“Dead Internet” doesn’t begin to describe the necrotic efflorescences we see today

had such an abundantly pleasant ~spring~ day and night in PROVIDENCE RHODE ISLAND i completely forgot to be sad that i'm not at WMSHC singing my brains out 💃

was just coming here to tweet some shit like "Women... now more than ever" and this was the first thing i saw