engaging with this parsley in a deeply stoned way rn

when i say i’m “going to work in my studio” it means i’m going to go eat some of this one cool chocolate bar i keep in there

may you all hear songs you love come on loud and unexpected in bars you’ll probably never even know how to go back to

living w little girls is like, they will raise their feverish head from the sweat soaked pillow of their sick bed and feebly ask: is that a new coat?

love it when u find the perfect outfit for whatever given phase of weather and feeling — and it’s durable, so you can get at least 6-13 days out of it, which is also approximately the appropriate amount of time for any phase

putting on lipstick to post grades

is it even december if u didn’t get a hickey to carol of the bells

just evaluated my sweater collection based on replayability

losing my actual mind bc my video game cat got video game stolen

my favorite part of hosting a dinner party is when you go into the kitchen and eat whatever the fuck you want

scene report

[like someone’s just offered u hard drugs] nah i don’t fuck around w coconut oil anymore

fight club is the sixth sense and they are both bad

trying to set up my new phone

putting on lipstick to bake dinner rolls

positioned directly in front of a humidifier, disparaging dogs, illuminated solely by a knot of pink xmas lights as the sun sets before five

just dragging this around the house

what are we doing w all these

how it started how its going

disenchanted in the tea aisle

lipstick on my collar except it’s mine

that ep of TNG where Data’s chest gets a crack in it from an accident on an away team and he discovers a much tinier Data that lives in his abdomen built by Dr Soong and begins to understand this smaller Data is what he conceived of as his “conscious self” and it drives a man-sized Data suit around

at the emotional mercy of a randomized playlist

the tragedy of shirts becoming perfect right before they fall apart

allow me to introduce

putting on lipstick to assemble these shelves

u know the type

oh i thought it was wild zeus chase

cusk/ second place

just clicked send on a weird one

plant breeder mic drop

always freeze a slice of your birthday cake to eat it weeks later in the woods

in all likelihood human beings have been letting crabs hold a cigarette for over 5000 years

u had me at

once again, concealed by a fence, id’ing a neighbor’s cumbia track

new cover drops september 16

u had me at