Come help me fold laundry

Grindr releasing a $250/month subscription for a shitty AI feature is hilarious to me

What everyone's favorite brands of jockstraps that have AMPLE pouch space? 👀 Ideally minimal branding/logos, more plain

Extremely relatable

Some more vacation pix with @seanysean.bsky.social

Vacation has been great so far 😉

Wet wet hole, courtesy of @aaronburkexxx.bsky.social. And I mean like… soaked. Dripping. Sloppy. Wet.

Who wants to get me a coffee?

Listen hoes, go get your bag by all means. But spamming people you’ve never talked to before with marketing DMs is so annoying. No thanks.

Doing Locktober for the first time? Watch this first!

Had the pleasure of being @aaronburkexxx.bsky.social’s pussy for the afternoon and I’ll just say - I can’t wait for next time 🤤🫦

@aaronburkexxx.bsky.social and me working up a sweat 🫦

Who's doing 🔐 Locktober this year? 😈 Show me in the comments

Furthest I’ve been: N: Glasgow, UK S: Antarctica E: Tauranga, New Zealand W: Campbell River, BC, Canada

Oh hi 👋 I heard you called for a San Francisco slut 🌁 (Feat. 🍆 @aaronburkexxx.bsky.social)

Lots of cushion for pushin’ with @aaronburkexxx.bsky.social

Load #1 of #DoreAlley by my hole handler for the weekend @aaronburkexxx.bsky.social Who's next? 💦

@lazygymrat.bsky.social oh hey look who it is 😉

Retweet with your favorite picture of you in nature. 📍Obelisk Beach, Sydney

Happy pride! I’m exhausted and kinda glad it’s done but had an amazing time ❤️

‼️ Normalize not reposting content from RT accounts that aren't tagging the original creators

@twunk-or-treat.bsky.social is such a good boy 😈

Everyone’s posting their twink death. Meanwhile I’m just grateful I left that early 2000s digital camera and tweezed eyebrows behind 🥴

A super hot straight bro in the gym steam room started chatting me up today, and I was just sitting there like ‘…yeah bro that’s crazy…so anyway are we going to kiss?’

📢 1.99 is rolling out now (2/5) People said it couldn’t be done, but we cracked the technology: Videos can now be up to 3 minutes long! Put another way, the Bee Movie now only takes 30 posts. (Please don’t test that.)

Going to start using sniffies for restaurant recommendations only

Loose > Tight

Hey everyone, I'm excited to officially announce the launch of the After Dark Video feed 🎉 This feed is just like the After Dark feed, but it uses the new Video Feed feature on mobile. It's kind of like TikTok but full of porn from people you follow. Check it out here: bsky.app/profile/did:...

A little surprised that the theme song this season isn’t hitting like the last two 😢 But the rest is great

Parker Posey is such an icon

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I have a recurring monthly donation to translifeline.org that I’m going to increase. If you can afford to donate, they’re great. If you can’t donate funds, they have other ways you can volunteer and share with your networks. + Contact your local reps and tell them you support the trans community.

I don’t like RTing shitty news, but I want to remind us that trans/queer ppl are a big reason why we have a Stonewall Monument & why any of us cis gays have rights at all. The next 4yrs will be rough, so be sure to lean on community. Cis gays, be good & LOUD allies. They deserve our support rn.

Friends, we need to leave chudai and wataa and engagement bait in general on X

Hey, so this is insane

Who wants to wash my back?

God I love a good leg day 🦵💦

Shout out to my gym for putting college wrestling on the TVs today 💦😈

You in water 💦

love a cheeky butt photo! @aaronburkexxx.bsky.social

Normally I’m a briefs guy but these are great for the gym 💦

I can’t stand accounts that post other’s content without tagging them

@xxxbradpardee.bsky.social hey babe!

@gummibear23.bsky.social woof 😍

Is it #FCF or fat balls Friday, wasn’t sure? Either way they need drained 😈

Happy “gobble me swallow me” day to all who celebrate 🦃

Stop 👏 tagging 👏 regular 👏 porn 👏 as 👏 graphic 👏 media (that label is for blood/gore/violence etc)

@canadianchunk.bsky.social oh hey babe!

@baxxxbox.bsky.social good to see you on here stud 😉

@smallnkinky.bsky.social great to see you 😘