I texted my dead dad to say happy birthday. Lunacy? Or grief? #DeadDadClub

I am not sure what happened but they are in league together. Am I safe? 😂

Am I crazy or does Law of the Sea seem like a crazy profession now? /s

I see you. 'Sup.

I have been cigarette free for 15 years…worst decision of my life and I will gladly smoke again… I still stop smokers and tell them how good they smell.

I ordered Nigerian food. Oh my white belly BUT so good. The only wine pairing I can think is a super sugary Riesling. I can’t stop eating. My white peoples tummy hurts but so worth it. The heat doesn’t even compete with Mexican 🌶️ Brand new world! And I am here for it.

If you have or have had a Rottweiler…my heart dogs.

A moment of happy reprieve in @bernadettegiacomazzo.com page. 😂

The energy my son gives when presented with injustice.

My countrymen and I must once again light a fire. #ElbowsUp going Québécoise. IYKYK 🇨🇦

Endorsed. Spaghetti is a bad food to test your food poisoning however I submit ramen, with a dogdy looking egg…worse.

I need to relax. Hence David Copperfield. Betsy Trotwood is a queen. Gawd I love this book. Thank you Charles!

Get your shit together Calgary! My club has now closed the hot tub AND the steam room. Why do I go to the club? Hot tub and steam room.

It’s January 9th. I feel hot and sticky. Going to plop down in the snow. I feel discombobulated. The snow feels good though

funny like how “women saw this coming but no one values our opinions because, patriarchy”

I think we need a new talk show. Get trump voters, cabinet members, ice agents on there, let them share their views for five minutes. Then the host simply nods and asks, "The fuck is wrong with you?" Arsenio Hall or Wanda Sykes would be top choices for hosting.

Recommendations required please. 50 Years old and need hearing aides. Any good suggestions? I don’t know if I qualify for cochlear implants but will double check with my ENT guy. Just another downside to epilepsy and breaking my face… Thank goodness for universal healthcare.

Finally. The truth.

The only man to ever pull me out of straight depression…since the early 2000s.

Incoming reports from family this is depression! Have they never experienced this pure joy?

I am rotting in bed all day. Had a nice breakfast tea in bed this morning. Fell asleep. Now I am having a hot sake with sashimi, again in bed. Probably time for another nap soon. This day is good.

Just weird late night thoughts. It would have been easier had mother died first.

My dad got covid two years ago and died. Rude. I hate being a member of the dead dad club.

I am so angry with you Premier. Sigh.

All joking aside, do not come at me with Covid denial, vaccine denial or weirdo bigotry about amputees. I can normally accept a good hearted laugh but nothing is funny right now and everything sucks, I miss my dad. youtu.be/iQ18DXg7b7c

So is Mark Carney going to go along with the suspension of human rights by MAGA government in Alberta? You cant' do nation-building by allowing an autocratic government to suspend the charter rights of citizens. Just say no Mark. it's pretty straightforward. www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...

@bernadettegiacomazzo.com exactly what you were saying when I was asking where he disappeared. I had a feeling he would pop up politically but had hoped he would stay out of this fray.

I was going to delete this entire thread but I refuse to feel guilty bad about food choices. Yes, I would prefer to eat Tomahawks nightly. No I cannot afford that and there is NO shame in that.

I was feeling low a few years ago. Like the low a shower is a win. My husband’s birthday. I am not good in the kitchen, possibly because everyone told me I am not good in the kitchen 1/

How do I propose to her? I am not even gay!

It’s breaking my heart the amount of children without costumes.

You took everything from me. I will burn our fucking reality to the ground. Me without you means reality burns. There is no me without you. I do not exist without you brother.

Who robbed the Louvre? Wrong answers only.

Defending Canada Post is not only about protecting good jobs; it’s about preserving one of the last nationwide infrastructures capable of countering corporate monopoly and serving people where they live.

The last couple of years have really recalibrated my brain about who I can trust and who I can't, and forced me to make some very clear distinctions around coalition building vis a vis "yeah, I'll work with them, but..." I can't unsee some of the sides of themselves people have shown me.

Straight up great analysis. Exactly.

This is what lack of iron does:

Eating MacDonalds in my own bed is normal right? Poutine in bed is super legit behaviour.

My father. Best father. Miss him so much today.

@nealstephenson.bsky.social @richarddawkins.net.web.brid.gy Currently reading the GREATEST sci-fi book #SnowCrash by Neal Stephenson also the God Delusion because yeah and Richard Dawkins is correct, he usually is.

You know who would find this hilarious? Jack Schlossberg @jackschlossberg.bsky.social Honestly, he would adore this. Nobody thinks less of RFK jr than his own family. 😂

We are lucky enough to have inherited many important pieces of art from my father after he died. Current favourite in our collection Feels real. I feel the loneliness and isolation. Artist: Steve Coffey

I keep posting and deleting. This feels vulnerable and I am nervous about judgement.

Sure fire indicator I am depressed; double cheeseburger/poutine/large pop I am going to sleep so well after this. This would not be my last meal if anyone is concerned about the suicidal tendencies. I have thought this through thoroughly…the only answer is a Nigerian feast.

Why did it take me so long to see this? Sigh.

I cannot be the only Canadian…

I literally do not give a shit. Rot for all I care.

Bluesky right now ...

@thefrankaccount.bsky.social 😂