It is my understanding that he had his head lodged deep into his own lower colon. Doctors were reluctant to do the extraction at risk of him recovering. #judge #samuelalito Source: CNN share.google/FkfgAAibID5E...

Run #toddblanche over. Figuratively? Ok, sure.

And no longer protected by daddy.

An interesting read. It's refreshing to see all the answers to Walter's question. Alright #American #Christians, speak up in November.

*eats remains

That's because it was an act of terrorism.

Restaurant websites that only let you view their menu through clicking "Order Now" must be destroyed. Sometimes we just want to look at the menu.

I can't be the only person who "doesn't get it" when I see people post "I'm with Israel" stuff on social media.

I am pro-UBI, but I never thought of it that way. Not being desperate for work means employers would need to present more attractive compensation. It's bad enough that CEOs (whose jobs don't appear to be nearly as demanding as the employees at the bottom) are often overpaid.

Jamaica doing the right thing and boycotting this summers World Cup in the USA. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🇯🇲

Think? Haha. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Anyone associated with #trump is not a thinker.

Oh, I say more than just fuck off to both of them. There needs to be life-changing consequences for both of them, AND to their families. I will not elaborate here.

Why is anyone even afraid of trump? he's a baby. I don't find him the least bit intimidating.

No, because her sex life with mr womp-womp was mostly normal.

Yeah, but #scotus...... #America is a failed nation.

Who?

My favourite country music song is O Canada.

More reason for families to avoid #travel to the US. Apparently most of the US government are pedophiles, according to #pambondi. I suspect she held down some of the girls while it happened. That's the only reasonable explanation for her inaction as well as her antics during that public hearing.

@theonion.com has got to be furious about stories like this... How are they supposed to keep up? www.cnn.com/2026/03/30/p...

Regardless, it'll always be referred to by me as the "trump incontinental airport."

RUBIO: “Imagine if Iran spent billions on its people instead of weapons... They’d have a much different country.”🤔😕 Unreal. @marcorubio Do you even hear yourselves? Your shameless hypocrisy is killing us

Man, if you're an #American and you vote for ANY #republican in November, you're kind of a fucking idiot at this point.

BREAKING: Israel has confirmed its soldiers will not be joining the US in the ground invasion of Iran, due to the concern that they would have to fight grown men, rather than unarmed women and children

Pretty sure I just found where #kidrock lives, based on geolocating on Google maps. Even better, the gate at the foot of the very long driveway is blurred out on street view. maps.app.goo.gl/d8kwxrXdr6mx...

Because American politicians are the biggest cowards on the planet. Especially the men.

Here's how a former stand up comedian dummied a former KGB agent: (multiple indie sources though) Source: The Kyiv Independent share.google/9kHCND3vjpJS...

Chuckles has a point.

2/10 I'd probably try them.

Maybe a #classaction #lawsuit against the big #Canadian #cellphone carriers would make them take notice of their unreliable networks. #bellmobility #telusmobility #immobility

Get the rope.

What an excellent way to not draw more attention to itself. I'm assuming this is a parody account, BTW.

When I was still driving, I'd hold my middle finger out at his office every time I drove past. he and his useless staff never responded to one e-mail. he was never known to do anything that was a benefit to #RedDeer. Fucking useless. #jasonstephan Source: CBC share.google/5VpgZIZj19EP...

Ah, shit! Anyway.. How are those #epsteinfiles coming along? Still shredding them?

Dear Iran. Please do the thing. #EpsteinFiles

#iran has reportedly hacked e-mails from #FBI director #kashpatel. Thoughts?

It's gonna get messy...

Prediction: he will lower the legal age of consent down to 14. Laugh all you want. he will do it.

It's about time that a conspiracy theory about the Rothschild family turned out to be true.

Unfortunately, it's much worse than that. The world is mocking #America.

In #America, you are hanged with money. Source: NBC News share.google/ugvitmJfhoYj...

Guys! GUYS!!!! No fucking way!!!! New #Kraftwerk album is dropping!!!!!!!

This, from the country that brings you the World Series, which has only been won by a non-American city twice.

I. Don't. Care. Whose. Fault. It. Is. Someone needs to go to jail for this. Someone decided to omit it from the truck, either by cutting corners or by forgetting to finish a task because of a distraction that should still have come with final checks. Source: CNN share.google/MP70SWckzc9E...

Oh cum on, that's funny.

Vaccinate, you dumb see-you-ente. #marymiller

I too will add the disclaimer: not sure if this is true. But plausible. The Iranians are probably very aware of trump's vanity and have probably studied his whole psyche for years. I'm not cheering for the Iranians. But hey..

And his guy lost, which is hilarious.

Alright then. Get the fuck out of the #middleeast, #trump. NOW. *click* the world isn't politely asking.

Hang mr duffy. What the fuck does he actually do, apart from collect a paycheck? Oh and hey, America? You owe us two new pilots, and a god damn apology.