So $1.8 billion in reparations for insurrectionists, and zero for Epstein victims? Am I getting this right?

Just going to leave this right here. Source: CBC share.google/tmVBZkUowXup...

Dear #America, Stop fucking shooting them. Signed, Modern nations leaving America in the dust

I like how AI as a term is inaccurate. It sort of sums up what "AI" currently is..

Expand this to have #tylershandro holding a heat gun against the top of the elderly woman's head. Would have been cool if my mom was still around.

Ok, so... The official reason we were given for #StephenColbert having his show axed was because late night TV was dead. Now I hear there's a replacement in place for that timeslot. So it was a fucking lie. Of course, we already knew that. But good to know the receipts are out there. #FuckCBS

I didn't know him by name until now, but given who he worked with ( #chumlee) on that show (that I never watched, only ever saw clips), I guess it turns out #rickharrison is pro-pedophilia. Is it some sort of pawn shop rule that if you operate one, you're an absolute degenerate?

I spoke to our son's entire 7th grade class just now+ talked about launching Elon Musk on a solo mission to Mars and *every last kid* belly laughed. You have to be the biggest loser on Earth to have 7th graders laughing at a mom making a joke about you. Infinite negative aura. The kids are alright.

So she's in the #epsteinfiles, or....?

It's only dumb because obviously Stephen would have to be Jon Stewart's running mate.

It took a basic comment about a sports team to strike a nerve with people... Not child sex trafficking. Not billionaire corruption. Nope. Sports. .... Neat.

The wealthy will appreciate this.

This interaction could have been an e-mail.

Canadian journalist Max Fawcett on UBI: "There's all sorts of data that suggests basic income would actually stimulate economic growth… improves health outcomes. And Lord knows improving health outcomes would save taxpayers and the government a lot of money."

Anyway, thats cool. Now we get to watch Toronto piss away another 1st overall pick the same way the Oilers have pissed away several.

If you ever mock a Canuck fan for cheering for the #Canucks, you're officially a creepy asshole who likes to punch down. Fact: Canucks have never picked 1st overall. Fact: Canucks have never moved up in the draft lottery - only down. Through their history, Canucks have never been given handouts.

#8619

Claims that Stay Free Alberta was unaffiliated with the Centurion Project strain credulity. This post is *still active* as of 11:00pm MT, May 2, 2026.

This is going to be deeply unpopular in the southern states...

I'm still furious that Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg launched this war against Iran.

Think of all the people who could run social programs, to care for the elderly, to help the mentally ill, to run animal shelters, to help reclaim damaged environments, if they didn't have to worry about where their next meal would come from. Think of the teachers who wouldn't have to work 3 jobs.

O, #Montreal.

Not sure why #Oilers fans are laughing at #Canucks fans. What exactly had your fucking team done since 1990? My team has given me enough decent memories up until maybe 10 years ago (which happens in the life cycle of teams). You have a generation player. Arguably, two. Hello?

Sounds to me like we need to fix the system so that wealthy people who file for bankruptcy aren't given such easy second/third/ninth chances. Not good for the economy.

Just a quick correction to what @globalnews.ca posted: *begins human testing I wonder how many fatalities will be required before #devindreeshen makes a decision? #shieldsup Source: Global News share.google/Zf7gFJHUV4SV...

*gets angry* you're living in the past, maaaaaan! I didn't say it TODAY! (lol)(fucking christ)

"...you'd think they would have given you at least one medal. You know, for the bone spurs."

America is one of the only nations on the planet that solves arguments with guns.

Haha, that's awesome.

he should experience the same fate as his victims.

The funny thing is, it probably wasn't staged. his handlers are very good at spinning current events to fit their narrative, and know how to manipulate people. When someone lies every single day, it's their own fault when we don't believe them.

Alright, enough speculation about last night. #epsteinfiles. ALL of them. NOW.

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

I read somewhere, someone predicted that he'd use this for that purpose.

Has anyone checked that betting site?

Yeah, well what else could it have been at this point?

I'm not ok, today.

Why was it suspended? trump is allowed to threaten genocide over social media. An org. like ICANN should be able to knock all of truth social offline for stuff like that.

Meanwhile, Keith Richards is showered with praise for keeping his career going...

You snobs can't appreciate that Russell Brand just totally reinvented prop comedy

Huh. Another pipeline expansion announced under the current #MarkCarney government. Rebel news readers (there are few to no other explanations why this is) will still insist Canada is under an authoritarian regime. Source: Crude Oil Prices Today | OilPrice.com share.google/uCHVSACB2zdz...

See? I'm not the only one who filed that one away for future use.

alex jones needs to be terminated I won't elaborate on the definition.

Study the look on leavitt's face. It's the exact same look you see on hassert's face whenever he's being interviewed. It's the face a child makes when they're the center of attention, telling a story that is free from facts and reality. People need to start learning body language.

Not really fair to barron, as his dad used to be the prime minister of Canada....

I will fail to do this tomorrow.

No one hates Trump because he's a Republican. We hate him because he's a shitty human. Some of us knew that long before he entered politics.

Are we supposed to say pray over leftovers? Like, "Lord, it's me again with this spaghetti..."