I am FED & in the BED

Me tonight:

Whoever smacked the median and hit the rail… RIP on Lindbergh 🕊️

Time for Waffle House

WHO & WHO?

I told Siri to play Mozzy… why did Lil Baby come on? MAAANFUCKLILBABY

A real guzzler!!!!

Christ.

EW

(Yes)

Like I drive a semi ?! ENOUGH ☹️

@bigsonotthelilone.bsky.social Happy HAPPY 🅱️irthdayyyyyyyyy !!

I need 3 outfits delivered by Friday afternoon & I can’t find anything I like. I am panicking !

🍎📺 - Margot’s Got Money Problems: more Caucasian girl drama. An amateur onlyfan girl and her wrestler Daddy. Please 😭

It’s almost 12 and I’m still going through my inbox from yesterday

Exactly

“They fucked the city up with this one” is such a funny saying to me lmao

Block and move on. No need for doctorate dissertations. Fuck em

Y'all know I couldn't let the day go by without posting this:

This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read on here

Does anyone watch Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? If not please start. These women are CLINICALLY insane omgggggg

Had my tacos already

Just MESSY. All of em 😭

Me on season 3 within a few days 😭

Gas is 4 smacks a gallon in bum fuck MISSOURI! There’s another virus in the air? The work week is still 40 hours!

Invite list JUST got shorter

Get offline bashing the kids and get in the field and volunteer hoe

So if you are truly worried about what children are learning, parent or not (bc it does affect you), you need to be involved in education issues. You need to know who is on the boards and what policies are being instituted. AND the ops, use the school boards as a launch pad into state politcs.

Why would a whygir be there?

We are too open arms for other folks it’s sad

Having fame is hell!! I would HATE to have millions of people talking about me definitively as if they know me. Like saying they KNOW what I think and feel and want..then believe wholeheartedly they are correct based on the limited view they are granted of my life ...

Covid did a number on everyone’s social skills. I place a call and you as an ADULT don’t know how to answer questions about the business that YOU run? My goodness.

Way to ruin a good time!

Adults too. Most of them are full of rage because they’re incompetent.

HELL YEAH

Starbs knew what they were doing with this Iced Vanilla Protein Latte

Got my eyebrows threaded and my god THEY ARE ON FIRE

Studs. And. Studettes.

Why did I get in my car and my blind spot cameras aren’t coming on ?! Good luck everybody else

I have funny clips saved for no reason. Ain’t watched them hoes since I saved them 😭

Tried to clean up my camera roll and gave the fuck up once I got to January 2025

Wondering who Piru 🅱️addie is

How much is Ray J’s booking fee? I need to hear “What I Need” LIVE

YALL NASTY! So thankful to be a wholesome normi in this sea of filth!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Fighting. Over. Peter. Fucking. Gunz.

& let’s keep it that way!

They can’t even spell mine 🙂‍↔️

Why would you remind me at a time like this?!

Don’t like what somebody said? BANG IT ON ‘EM!