I start getting tired around 8 pm.. then it’s downhill from there. Asleep by 11 at the latest.

goin to bed at a decent hour has been doin wonders. who knew.

Me thinking today is Friday but it’s Thursday 🫩.

Absolutely not

💀💀💀💀💀

I need someone to explain these energy rates to me like I’m meek mill. Ain’t no way they think they can charge me this much ??!!

I’m really a morning person now. Why the hell am I awake an hour before my alarm?

Why would Xi Jinping want to flood MY basement and rust MY Bowflex?

Closing the DOE when nearly half of the country is functionally illiterate is truly something. I’ll be old and senile with a nurse that’ll need ChatGPT to help them check my vitals.

Every day I feel like I’m the last person on earth with an ounce of sense. Like, what the actual fuck man?

@killlthehype.blacksky.app HELLO! Unblock @missxbri.bsky.social please!

Well I know that NOW

@killlthehype.blacksky.app ☑️

What. Is. Going. On.

no you’re a visionary

I’m ghetto for mixing strawberry Fanta and Tito’s….?

I wish I had some bojangles ☹️

I can do it and I will do it 💕.

Me finding new people to follow

Taking that late ass nap got me wide awake 👀

Feels like -5° outside. I can feel it!

How do I seal up the windows downstairs? I can feel the cold air a lil bit

Not nonchalant at all but I do not give a damn about anything I can’t control. Life happens and people do what they want to do at the end of the day.

I know y'all ain't braving the snow just to go hoe??? ❄️🍆

My God today

Me giving my mayo speech:

Extra day and the weekend still moved too fast. Smh

Made a lil drank to end the night & it’s a lil strong

I thought a Twix was 45 carbs per PACKAGE… I read the nutrition facts… it was 45 carbs per bar!

My car getting through the snow like a big dawg!

God is good ☝🏽🙂‍↕️

*muted*

I’m over here looking outside as if I can see the cold coming

Screamingggggg

Forgot my mouse to my laptop. Forgot my glasses. This day needs to be over with 😭

Excuse me ?!?!?!?!

Idk how people go into the office every day. I’m doing 4 days instead of 2 and I am SMOKED

I choose life!

Sending winter storm tips in the group chat what work. Are we going to die?!

SCREAMING

That’s Daddy Delroy to you !!

Pleasure P needs to make a new album. I’m not asking, I’m telling !

Literally feels like

Toad sat on the edge of his bed. “Blah,” said Toad. “I feel down in the dumps.” “Why?” asked Frog. “I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.

Lmfaoooo

Back to work

This some scurry shit