You see Jesus was a Jedi... And won the Belt

As a porn artist I'm not asking the SFW crowd to be into the freaky shit we're onto. Everyone has boundaries. But an effort to understand this world would be appreciated. Talk to sex workers. ask them about their experiences in the industry. Work WITH us to create a safer internet.

Meditation is a bitch. “Hey here’s a truth you’ve been ignoring teehee ok well bye!” ass.

Gym bro update. I was doing hammer curls today & they felt light so I went heavy. They were still light, so I went heavy again. By the time I got to the good place, I was curling the weight I used to struggle with doing dumbbell chest presses. I’m gonna take two seconds to say I’m proud of myself

CAPTALISM - dashare.zone ADMIN

“Flirting is hard” Promise them you’ll never tell the waiter it’s their birthday so they don’t have to sit there while the staff sing the HR approved corporate birthday celebration

Look at this glorious fuck

Me: sends a friend I haven’t talked to lately love and happy words Also me: I’m not going to kill myself btw I just missed you

Alien earth is an insanely good show

Fast as fuck boi

What a delightful lil lad

I killed Kenny

That's a wrap on @sanjapan.bsky.social ! Thank you all for such a fantastic weekend. I hope to be back next year! Couldn't have done it without my incredible booth helpers @saintjoseph.bsky.social & cryptidcutiecosplay (IG), much love to them for keeping me hydrated & sane amongst the chaos.

Happy birthday to me

Good job, good dog, good hedgehog, good friends, good relationships, approaching stupid levels of strong, volunteering more, and the worst people I know can’t stand me because I find joy in ways they can’t diminish. Birthday boy is feeling good today.

Decided to treat myself to a lil solo concert next week as a reward for living another year

Without downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?

A moment for a time-out from the news. The Merced River in Yosemite National Park.

Parrying is a lie by Big Monster to fool heroes into getting hit by attacks they could easily dodge

Wake up gentle gamers new plague on the horizon: New World Screworm (don’t google if you fear the holes)

also we're on sale for the next week to celebrate the update so go GET IT..........

I’m drinks and this fuckin guy is on my ass about singing too loud

Thiccorita

:( I was doing the lateral raise machine at the gym. Boomer walked by from behind just as I was starting a set. Almost hit him. Almost.

Friendly reminder: If you support TERF Wizarding Works, I will think less of you as a person.

Does anyone know how to set your Twitch to 18+? When I google it, it says go to settings > stream > scroll down to mature content But there's literally nothing saying mature content on this page lol. Even when I use the dashboard search I'm not finding anything & I thought that was a thing

Oddities expo in town. I’m sick because I went into the office all week trying to brown nose my way into a promotion. I’m so bitterly annoyed

Me when me me when I me when I lose my balance after I

testing

Today is gonna be a good day. Happy new pack day to those who observe.

The Itch/Steam thing dropped off the trending tab. Therefore it's time to remind you again to swamp the payment processors with more calls. If the call volume dies down in under a week they aren't going to learn their lesson. Make them regret it.

“Please send us emails instead” means “we can put key words from your script on our corporate spam filter and ignore you, but calls shut down our entire contact infrastructure” Keep fucking calling.

My sons. Oopygoopy and Greg.

Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society. That's it. That's the post.

I think some people have trouble seeing fascism as anything other than 1940s Germany. But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.

Very important update

silly dragons!

These lucky Capybara’s are enjoying a relaxing hot spring bath with oranges… 🍊 So adorable don’t you agree?…. 🥰

Eachother is one word. “Technically they’re two words” English is fake the rules don’t mater it’s one word now

This will be my most used reaction pic for the foreseeable future

D&D frogs by @artcher.bsky.social - I read “Frartificer” as “Farticifer” and now I feel like I’m about to create a whole new class! 😂 🐸

Grounded Costream later today 😊 5 likes and I'll turn arachnophobia mode off and y'all can watch me suffer 👀

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

1: ironheart is Good, watch it legally if you can 2: this fucking guy