Happy new year my tummy feels better

Aw dang is that why my tummy hurts

Happy new year my tummy hurts

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

Last release of the year: "The X-Files viewing report", a booklet to print and document my (or your) viewing of the legendary show 👽 Available here: fantasticjean.itch.io/the-x-files-...

Has anyone figured out how to constructively make use of the new year resolution/new planner energy without it being a setup for future self-esteem self-sabotage

I’ve been given a few of my late grandma’s many little porcelain trinkets, and a couple of them need some repairs. Any idea what type of glue I should use to put this little trinket box back together? Bonus points if you can identify the mystery object that was inside it.

I accidentally used three times the amount of butter for my cookie frosting so I had to add more sugar and cherry juice to compensate so I now have just…. Way too much pink frosting

I think people are being too mean about the Ann Arbor penthouse listing. It’s maximalist as hell but it’s clearly packed full of stuff the owner loved and it all kinda goes together in a technicolor dreamscape kinda way

I overslept late enough that I have to skip taking my adhd meds so I don’t have trouble falling asleep later. That sentence is essentially a statement of fact but it feels like a joke, to me

I am still perplexed why “placeholder text” needs to be written by an llm. It is there to hold a place for final text. Why can’t you just put Lorem Ipsum or a keysmash or something???

Is there a story behind why I’m suddenly seeing and/or hearing Howie Mandel doing commercials for an astonishing array of different products? It feels like there must be a story, even if it’s just “he decided to say yes to every request this year”

The Bluetooth in the car refuses to acknowledge my phone so I am forced to listen to Switchfoot on the radio in the year 2025, time truly is a flat circle

This book made me so mad lol Various blurbs called it “unsettling” and “engaging” and I never felt unsettled or engaged even once. It’s full of characters coming to conclusions and taking actions that make absolutely no sense UNLESS their sole motivation is to create an elaborate puzzle situation

We gotta do something about metaphors

christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)

I haven’t produced any new Genshin YouTube videos (besides uploading the first couple archon quest long plays) and I’m already in full end of year sloth mode but I keep thinking too much about why I like Genshin and why Infinity Nikki lost me and maybe there’s a kinda interesting video essay in that

Call me old fashioned but I simply do not think you should bring a toilet with a smart camera into your home no matter how encrypted it claims to be

Do the people who say “ai is coming for architecture” actually have eyes, that they use? Are they being sincere when they say shit like that?

I’m watching hallmark movies with my mom and this one is doing a “Return to Me” plot except I think they’re waiting until the last minute to reveal that anyone got an organ transplant from anyone else’s dead spouse to explain why they’re mysteriously drawn to each other

"We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream" #pixelart

Pour one out for the last twenty rows of knitting I just finished, because my row gauge deviated too much from the pattern which means I have to redo it all so the sleeve underarms don’t start at my navel

Ok I have finished reading Crime and Punishment and I am somewhat perplexed about it being hailed as a piece of great writing. Some of the chapters were actually good and interesting but invariably they were the ones focused on everybody *but* the main guy.

Me when I get myself a paper clip

Oh hey, that’s Jack Abbot as the president on Pluribus!

Of all the things about nightmare AI grandma startup video that suck, the thing I can’t stop thinking about is how the fake ai grandma was all loving and gentle and giving advice, but the actual human woman being recorded by her daughter to generate it was fucking *funny*! AI granny ain’t got jokes!

Of all the things about nightmare AI grandma startup video that suck, the thing I can’t stop thinking about is how the fake ai grandma was all loving and gentle and giving advice, but the actual human woman being recorded by her daughter to generate it was fucking *funny*! AI granny ain’t got jokes!

Vivienne Westwood put out an official NANA collab collection and almost all of it is instantly sold out which is fine because I didn’t have a spare 3 grand anyway

Nobody else wants to read the Kalevala in the original Finnish for some reason so my library loan keeps auto renewing and I keep putting off taking it back. The librarian is definitely gonna think I can read Finnish now (the librarian has not thought about me even once this whole time)

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was made aware of george labubucas and had to share

New awareness campaign

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Ok so after actually watching WEAPONS last night I was like “wait people legit thought this was about [thing the very beginning bears some aesthetic similarities to but the narrative as a whole has seemingly little to say about]”

Drew up a poster for what was probably my favorite movie at age 6: the Rankin-Bass/Topcraft animated feature FLIGHT OF DRAGONS

I took a two week break from my adhd meds (on doctor’s advice) and I took the first one in two weeks today and I am READY to do SOMETHING Unfortunately I FORGOT to have ANY PLAN for what it was I was going to DO So my brain is like “ok let’s go!!! Idk where we’re going but let’s gooOOOOO”

Oh I also have quibbles with how there can be page after page of dialogue with next to no indication of who is speaking!! There are three people in this scene and ostensibly two of them are speaking to each other but I don’t trust Dostoevsky to be clear about if the third one ever decided to jump in

Because of Genshin*, I somehow ended up reading Crime and punishment (at least until my library ebook loan expires) and I have questions for any people who say it’s some kind of life changing work of classic literature because this protagonist sucks and I hate him?

Well, Halloween is over and I have to figure out what the next thing to organize my life around should be ????

I have a skeleton in a lawn chair to hand out trick or treat candy because we have such an inconsistent and hard to predict flow of kids from year to year and it’s too cold to sit outside. I hadn’t put the bowl out yet when I could hear kids approaching so I hurriedly stepped out to set it up

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I have spent more time un-sewing this project than I have sewing it Rapidly approaching the “fuck it, done is better than good” stage (it’s for a Halloween costume)

I keep seeing ads for a municipal election in a different city and I think my very favorite one is where a bunch of different people talk about how great the candidate is, and one guy’s entire quote is: “He’s a real person. You could talk to him.” How low is the bar for that office lmao

Unlocked a new type of sewing mishap: needle fell out????

Do I need to learn who this guy who just can’t stop revealing Nazi tattoos is, I never heard of him before yesterday so I assume he wasn’t anyone I would be voting for anyway

the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

Is Nicole Cliffe still posting anywhere, has she made a statement on the recent album of the bigtime pop star using the term “dickmatized” in her lyrics? (to my knowledge I never heard it before I saw her use it so I assume she invented it)