Dear phone companies: I NEVER want, nor WILL I ever want, my power button on my phone to summon my virtual assistant. I want it to turn my phone on or off. That’s why it’s called a “power button”. Calling it a “side button” when you release an OS update doesn’t change that.

Recording the audiobook for my first spicy monster romance. Love this book!! There is a surprising amount of plot for all those triggers 🤣 #romantasybooks #monsterromance #spicybooks

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

The first two books of the For the Love of Titans series are available now on KU! For all you monsterf***ers out there ;) #monsterromance #booksky #romantasybooks

Me: Man, I’m just having a tough time with this manuscript. My Brain: Have you tried writing in a talking sword? Me: that’s ridiculous. Why would I— Brain: Danny Devito could voice it. Me:

Spouse: That song always bothered me. Me: Why? Spouse: Because they spend all this time saying they don't want no scrubs, but they don't explain what a scrub *is* Me: *stares in shock* Spouse: Like, what is a scrub? Me: *deep breath* A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine: also known as a "bustah"...

My fanart of The Kraken’s Castaway, by Cassandra Medcalf, check her out here: @cassandramedcalfvo.bsky.social When I say I imbibed this book as soon as I physically could… y’all… if you’re into tentacle ‘exploration’, it hits the spot alright 🐙

WHO IS SEALING THESE CREAM CHEESES??

Good morning #duluthmn! I'll be signing books at Zenith Bookstore today from 1-3, and I'm bringing these two cuties to say hi! I am so excited that Zenith is pet friendly 😍 #indiebookstore #romancebooks

Hey #duluthmn ! I'm about to be on the air on 103.3 The North for MN Reads! www.thenorth1033.org/mn-reads #mnreads #steamyromance

ARC Review for my upcoming #monsterromance, The Kraken's Castaway: Get your ARC here! booksirens.com/book/NIXNPSS

The audiobook for Westside Oracle will remain gratis on my webstore because I believe that once you hear @cassandramedcalfvo.bsky.social narrate the first book, you'll want to hear the other three. The book is good on its own, but her performance is top notch narration!

First ARC reviews are coming in... 🤩 You can still sign up to be an ARC on BookSirens: booksirens.com/book/NIXNPSS...

#wipwednesday for The Kraken's Castaway (ARC spots available on BookSirens!) booksirens.com/book/NIXNPSS...

ARC spots are available for my upcoming dark monster romance, The Kraken's Castaway! booksirens.com/book/NIXNPSS... #booksky #arcreader #indieauthor #monsterromance #darkromance

#wipsnips from my upcoming novel, The Kraken's Castaway: "Phorkys stirs within me, and for the first time I feel when he rises to my face, my eyes burning a neon glow that shines in Lillian’s face. I can see the cyan highlights in her assessing gaze. " #monstersmut #booksky #monsterromance #kraken

I understand why authors are upset about the KU boycotts. Truly, I do. But every few months, we have this go around, and each time we lose an opportunity to ask: Readers, where are you going instead of Amazon? If you could pick anywhere to support, where would it be? Let's go there! #booksky

Hey #duluthmn! I'm at the Bookstore at Fitger's from Noon to 2pm, signing my books 😁 If you like #romcom s, stop on by!

Hey all #bisexualwriters! Only one week left to submit to the Bi+ Book Gang anthology, Bi All Accounts! The theme is #bierasure. Now, more than ever, we need your stories! Submit on our google site: sites.google.com/biplusbookga... #booksky #queerwriters #biwriters #biauthors #bisexualauthors

Time to shout out my bookish artists starter pack again! #booksky #booktok #writers #artists #bookishart #coverart #illustration #illustrators

My first dark monster romance, The Kraken's Castaway, is available for preorder now: amzn.to/419qB2i If you're curious, you can read the first 5 chapters for free on my Patreon! Link on my profile #booksky

I'm new to #booksky! Any other bisexual spicy authors out there who like writing monsters and deep worldbuilding?

My precious children:

Hello! Where are my #romanceauthors and #bookish peeps at? My name is Cassandra Medcalf, and I am an audiobook narrator and author of steamy, inclusive monster smut. I also have two adorable puppies and if you follow me I'll post pictures. Just sayin'